Jonsgirl

I have no idea what that means = to be without you

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

shaggs_manoa

("Jon" prob. should have posted this but I was first)
to be without you = pure hell

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Fly

= an empty beer fridge

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

monkeydriven

An empty beer fridge = a reason to kill yourself

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you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time...
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shaggs_manoa

a reason to kill yourself = a visit from the in-laws

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uncle phil

(or is it fish - Abe Vigoda?)

(Abe Vigoda = Barney Miller's murderous right hand man)

(Barney Miller's murderous right hand man = wojo)

(wojo = i have no idea what that means)

"Barney Miller"
[TV-Series 1975-1982]

Complete credited cast:
Hal Linden .... Capt. Barney Miller
Barbara Barrie .... Elizabeth Miller (1975-1976)
Abe Vigoda .... Det. Phil Fish (1975-1977)
Max Gail .... Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz (also as Maxwell Gail)
Ron Glass .... Det. Ron Harris
Jack Soo .... Det. Nick Yemana (1975-1978)
Gregory Sierra .... Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale (1975-1976)
Steve Landesberg .... Det. Arthur Dietrich (1976-1982)
Ron Carey .... Officer Carl Levitt (1976-1982)
James Gregory .... Insp. Frank Luger

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

= just fucking lovely

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SterlingStudios

Jonsgirl

just fucking lovely = waking your S.O. up at 3am with a blow job

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

mb99usa

= something I'm not about to experience anytime soon

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So, what's your point?

It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

Dane Bramage

= celibacy

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Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.
Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan

thesupermikey

celibacy = what someone who cant get anything calls it

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If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention!

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

uncle phil

what someone who cant get anything calls it = without

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Bryndian_Dhai

without = deprived


Bryn

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“When facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
~Sinclair Lewis

shaggs_manoa

deprived = just about every thought that passes through my head

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thesupermikey

just about every thought that passes through my head = nothing ever good can come from this

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If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention!

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

LeviticusMky

Nothing good can ever come from this = Mosquitoes

shaggs_manoa

Mosquitoes = lawyers, I mean blood sucking scum.....

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Draconis

lawyers, I mean blood sucking scum..... = goddamnit, I wasted my 8 grand on this

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STEVE MCKENNA!

shaggs_manoa

goddamnit, I wasted my 8 grand on this = my 6 month old gaming rig is too slow!

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thesupermikey

my 6 month old gaming rig is too slow! = Doom 3 will be the death of us all

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If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention!

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

Fly

= the death of us all will be something far worse than Doom 3

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

:::OshnSoul:::

the death of us all will be something far worse than Doom 3
= can't compare video games to real life

shaggs_manoa

can't compare video games to real life = the main reason "The Sims" sucks!

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thesupermikey

the main reason "The Sims" sucks = you have to download a mod to see them naked

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If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention!

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

shaggs_manoa

you have to download a mod to see them naked = is the first chance many computer geeks get to see boobs

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Fly

= ever heard of PLAYBOY magazines?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

iamtheone

ever heard of PLAYBOY magazines? = Good reading material

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Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power...

Think for Yourself Question Authority

thesupermikey

Good reading material = CreamPie

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If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention!

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

Bryndian_Dhai

Cream Pie = Boston

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“When facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
~Sinclair Lewis

monkeydriven

Boston = terrier

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you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time...
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uncle phil

terrier = what an airtraft lands on in the middle of the otean

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

iamtheone

what an airtraft lands on in the middle of the otean = Saratoga

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Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power...

Think for Yourself Question Authority

thesupermikey

Saratoga = best...music video....ever

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If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention!

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

uncle phil

best...music video....ever = haven't seen it yet

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

thesupermikey

haven't seen it yet = a naked woman

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If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention!

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

:::OshnSoul:::

a naked woman=what no man would turn down

pig

what no man would turn down = a bed

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

Bryndian_Dhai

a bed = backseat of the shaggin' wagon

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“When facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
~Sinclair Lewis

thesupermikey

backseat of the shaggin' wagon = is really cool...but gettings shitty gas mileage

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If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention!

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

shaggs_manoa

is really cool...but gets shitty gas mileage = Elanore - 1967 Ford Shelby GT

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