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Old 02-27-2004, 12:55 PM   #481 (permalink)
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the imminent annihilation of mankind = (in japanese) "look, ma, the enola gay!"
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:44 PM   #482 (permalink)
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(in japanese) "look, ma, the enola gay!" = A line from Pinku Froydu's immortal tune, "Sayonara Brue Sky."

(Please forgive me the cheap r/l confusion joke. I had the picture in my head of what Pink Floyd would be like if they had been Japanese, and that was the quickest way I could think to get it across.)
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Old 03-01-2004, 01:22 PM   #483 (permalink)
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A line from Pinku Froydu's immortal tune, "Sayonara Brue Sky." = Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue
sky?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 03-01-2004, 03:01 PM   #484 (permalink)
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Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue
sky? = Mama do you think they'll try to break my balls?
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:37 PM   #485 (permalink)
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Mamma do you think they'll try to break my balls = the last thing he said before they packed him off to Alaskan Military school.
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Old 03-02-2004, 07:21 AM   #486 (permalink)
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the last thing he said before they packed him off to Alaskan Military school = Huh? Mukluks?
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Old 03-02-2004, 10:31 AM   #487 (permalink)
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Huh? Mukluks? = "I have a tiny penis" in Aleut
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Old 03-02-2004, 01:03 PM   #488 (permalink)
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"I have a tiny penis" in Aleut = me peepee no longlong
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 03-02-2004, 04:19 PM   #489 (permalink)
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me peepee no longlong = me get laughed at by women.
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Old 03-02-2004, 07:15 PM   #490 (permalink)
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me get laughed at by women = hopping up and down while displaying a mangina.
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Old 03-02-2004, 10:00 PM   #491 (permalink)
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hopping up and down while displaying a mangina = being able to wear your mothers thong
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Old 03-02-2004, 10:50 PM   #492 (permalink)
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being able to wear your mother's thong = i lost weight
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Old 03-03-2004, 04:27 AM   #493 (permalink)
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I lost weight = I ate less and excercized more.
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Old 03-03-2004, 06:01 AM   #494 (permalink)
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I ate less and excercized more = Richard Simmons' mantra
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Old 03-03-2004, 06:07 AM   #495 (permalink)
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Richard Simmons' mantra = "Come-on girls"
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Old 03-03-2004, 06:08 AM   #496 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2004, 06:15 AM   #497 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2004, 06:49 AM   #498 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:26 PM   #499 (permalink)
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treasured item of religious significance = the painting on the ceiling of the sistine chapel
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:32 PM   #500 (permalink)
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the painting on the ceiling of the sistine chapel = has recently been cleaned, stirring much controversy
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Old 03-03-2004, 05:28 PM   #501 (permalink)
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has recently been cleaned, stirring much controversy = Eminem's closet
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Old 03-04-2004, 06:52 AM   #502 (permalink)
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Eminem's closet = light 1 homosexual
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Old 03-04-2004, 10:24 AM   #503 (permalink)
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light 1 homosexual = gay guy with a flash light
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Old 03-04-2004, 11:47 AM   #504 (permalink)
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Old 03-08-2004, 10:25 PM   #505 (permalink)
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"TLC's Trading Spaces (tm) After Dark" = something i know nothing about
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Old 03-08-2004, 10:41 PM   #506 (permalink)
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something i know about = the simpsons and hardcore nudity
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Old 03-10-2004, 05:35 PM   #507 (permalink)
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the simpsons and hardcore nudity = an anomaly
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-10-2004, 05:44 PM   #508 (permalink)
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Old 03-10-2004, 08:55 PM   #509 (permalink)
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Old 03-10-2004, 09:17 PM   #510 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2004, 01:17 PM   #511 (permalink)
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^^^ ??????

an anomaly=standing up for yourself

standing up for yourself = letting go of the walker
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:18 PM   #512 (permalink)
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letting go of the walker=letting Chuck Noris live his life as Chuck
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Old 03-12-2004, 01:12 PM   #513 (permalink)
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letting Chuck Nor(r)is live his life as Chuck = the eyes of texas aren't upon you
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-12-2004, 03:34 PM   #514 (permalink)
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the eyes of texas aren't upon you = a pretty darn good thing
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Old 03-15-2004, 12:52 PM   #515 (permalink)
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a pretty darn good thing = titties and beer
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-15-2004, 12:58 PM   #516 (permalink)
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titties and beer = the cause of planetary rotation.
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Old 03-15-2004, 02:22 PM   #517 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2004, 03:19 PM   #518 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:50 PM   #519 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2004, 05:15 PM   #520 (permalink)
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