= I play the bass, upright and honest, pizz and bow

= Bass varlet

= testosterone retainer

= Getting the world's manliest lawyer on staff

="Fuck you,......he's innocent."

= The defendant here before us is hereby charged with murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money and contrary to the laws of this state using marked cards and loaded dice.

=Throw the book at him! Something's bound to stick! Or plea-bargain down to jaywalking.

= Law and order democrats

= nobody's nemeses

= friend of all mankind

= uncle phil...

(it's on my card...)

= crazy bastard that dresses in toilet paper

= taking the fifth

= my last journey to the ABC store...

= Handle of Bourbon, Handle of Dark Rum, Handle of Gin, Handle of Vodka, Fifth of Tequile, Fifith of Light Rum, Fifth of Triplesec, Fifth of Macallen; Angostura, Orange, and Peychaud; Sweet & Dry vermouth. That ought to cover it. Ya.

= Where's the fucking bouncer?

= Pair of 'em up front

= Nice tits!

= pretty birds...

= British babes

= Page 3 Girls

= va va va voom...

= bada bing bada boom

= The hit single by Selena Soprano

= before the operation

= i couldn't = myself

= loss of identity

= amnesia...

= oh... uh... mmmh... I uh... don't remember...

= how many drinks did you have?

one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer...

= sounds like a night at Fly's,sans the scotch....

= so there I was, tied to the rafters, covered in motor oil, and in she walks in a latex catsuit with a pair of jumper cables

= I was relieved I couldn't move

=sacked and in irons

= hog-tied and horn-swaggled...

= a night at Top's place.

= Homebrew, manhattans, DVDs and witty banter.

= oral sex-cum-intercourse

= are those hyphens or minuses?