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= "It's all about the ass" |
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= whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame....
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= prelude to a miss
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= Pointing to the left field wall with the bat
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= going yards |
= after a 3 month dry spell and no relief, he finally rubbed one out.
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= another case for the local CSI
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= putting a firm foundation to Giant's Stadium
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= complete encasement
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= and then there's the one about the clumsy optician who fell into a vat of molten glass and made a spectacle of himself.
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= making light of matters
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= nuclear fusion
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= soldered sunbeams...
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= fiber optic computing
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= blinding sensations, I think
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= one of the good acid trips. |
= that time I hallucinated three naked, busty women doing incredibly erotic things to me, and when my head cleared later, they were still there.
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= until one of them pinched me
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= awakening awareness...
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= why there is a snooze bar on my clock.
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= there come times when I make myself too comfortable.
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= today is the day.:thumbsup: |
= Looks like Johnny's gettin' laid!
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= I love it when he does that
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= fwap, fwap, fwap...
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= the call of the kitten-slayer
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= rise of the Domo
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= Fark Cliches gone Wild!!!!
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= Words That Sound Naughty & Are
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= motherfucking cocksucker...
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= Oedipus Rex, the sex tape
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= readily available at your neighborhood bookstore
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= Chicken soup for the mentally challenged
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= "More? He wants more!"
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= DEATH by Booga Booga!
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= Futurama
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= if it were half as funny as people say, it would be twice as funny as it is, and it's damn funny.
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= too many words & a pun
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