YzermanS19

Everyone is blaming everything on this solar flare.....radio distortion, TV distortion, cell-phone reception loss, power outages, I figure I'm going to start blaming shit on it too.

I blame the solar flare for my syphillis!



What do you blame on the flare?

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

cchris

In increase in the goat population

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

anleja

I blame my putting an exploding poop trap in my mailbox for the mailman on the solar flare.

Averett

Hey, leave the goats outta this!

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Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

GuttersnipeXL

I blame my blindness on it...I was looking right at the flare today, now I can't see crap!

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

Fly

my sore fuckin' back.........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

bernadette

i blame this thread on the solar flare

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cheese

i blame the fires in san diago and the solar flare

jwoody

My work output has dropped to an all time low.

I blame it on the flare.

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JohnnyCorpse

I blame the need to scratch my testicles on the solar flare.

Damn you, solar flare! Damn you to Hell!

Sion

I blame the solar flares for the Steelers 2-5 record. well, that and the fact that our head coach is a fucking moron.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

glytch

I blame my STANKIN feet on the solar flares. It's disheartening, really.

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If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg