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rmarshall · 07-02-2003, 12:58 PM

Wrong! 1 and 1 is still 1. (boolean logic)

If it weren't for pussy, we all wouldn't exist. Pussy rules!

Pheatius · 07-02-2003, 01:10 PM

You are so wrong rmarshall...

We all know its a dog eat dog world...
Dog is man's best friend and...
Cats were domesticated long after dogs...

...

Latin is a dead language.

Fremen · 07-02-2003, 06:40 PM

Wrong again, Pheatius. Latin is a language made by living beings. It can't really live, now can it?

Underground homes are very cool.

vermin · 07-02-2003, 06:46 PM

Wrong! If the home is too far underground it will be destroyed by magma.

I'm learning spanish from a website.

Fly · 07-02-2003, 08:44 PM

face it .....you're learning how to swear in spanish.

B.C. got the winter olympics for 2010.

*Woooooooooohooooooooooooooo........................*

Giant Hamburger · 07-02-2003, 09:56 PM

Hail denizen of Wrongistan!

When you say B.C. do you mean British Columbia or perhaps
Bacon Cheeseburger or Baja California or Ballistic Coefficient or Bank of Canada or Bay City or Beavercreek or Bill Cosby or Bill Clinton or Betty Crocker or Boston College or Brooklyn College or perhaps just bull crap?

Nobody calls me Giant Wrongburger.

Fremen · 07-02-2003, 10:43 PM

Wrong Giant Wrongburger, my name is Fremen.

Feelings, nothing but feelings....

Situational comedies aren't that funny nowadays.

myMHz · 07-03-2003, 02:21 AM

Wrong! They are very funny in the right situation.

Dogs like to sniff butts.

uncle phil · 07-03-2003, 03:12 AM

not so right, disc jockey person...dogs like to pee on fire hydrants, trees, and other assorted vertical appendages...

butterflies are free...

Meridae'n · 07-03-2003, 03:12 AM

Not all butterflies... some can get very expensive...

You can't feel a headjob when you're blind drunk...

Pheatius · 07-03-2003, 06:41 AM

Meridae'n, that would really depend on which side of said 'job' you are on now, wouldn't it?

...

You cannot divide by zero.

Pyrate · 07-03-2003, 07:33 AM

Yes you can. All you need are a pair of scissors...!

I now, thanks to Pheatius, have a phobia for hot chocolate.

BonesCPA · 07-03-2003, 09:58 AM

No you don't, you are confused with hot fudge. That's where your phobia lies.

It's getting hot in here.

uncle phil · 07-03-2003, 03:41 PM

cpa, you must be getting audited...it's not getting hot in here, it's getting hot out THERE...

books are full of numbered pages...

bundy · 07-03-2003, 05:30 PM

no phil, books are full of numbered pages, they are full of numbered pages, with other words.

Cameron Diaz is VERY hot.

Fly · 07-03-2003, 07:31 PM

sorry bundy but she is WAYYYY hotter than hot.

drew barrymore has a great rack.

vermin · 07-03-2003, 07:37 PM

Wrong! It is inadequate to completey contain the wide variety of spices Ms. Barrymore uses on her cousine.

David Letterman isn't as funny as he used to be.

Giant Hamburger · 07-03-2003, 08:50 PM

Vermin, my employed friend, you are completely covered in wrong.

He is the same and sadly, it is us that have changed.
We are getting older and aging is death and that is not funny.

You do not look at me the same way anymore.

grumpyolddude · 07-03-2003, 08:57 PM

Gh, the mayo has seeped from your cranium!

We look at you exactly the same..... with relish!

Silver whiskers make a dude irresistable to the ladies/

bundy · 07-03-2003, 09:01 PM

no, i´m sorry thats just not true... lets take the Kenny Rogers look a like competition as an example.

Saddam is on the lam.

Fremen · 07-04-2003, 03:19 AM

You are wrong, chico! Saddam is on the lamb. *ba-a-a (ouch) ba-a-a*

Strom Thurmond is finally at rest.

uncle phil · 07-04-2003, 03:57 AM

fremen, you have a proclivity for falsehoods...mr. thurmond's contemporaries are finally at rest...

i got sunburned at a baseball game yesterday, and i was even wearing my hat...

Pyrate · 07-04-2003, 05:21 AM

Nah, you're confusing the sun with that bright overhead floodlight you were sitting under!

Flour is an ingredient of many cakes.

Spinach_Indeed · 07-04-2003, 12:13 PM

I am an avid lover of Cakes. I have never eaten a Many Cake, and I move that such a cake does not exist. Therfore, the flour in said cake is also non-existant.

Liza Minelli has a Vagina

bender · 07-04-2003, 12:26 PM

No liza is a vagina, she doesn't have one, thats why she hooked up with that gay guy.

I've had enough.

Fremen · 07-04-2003, 03:56 PM

Oh bender, you're so wrong. You'll take a lot more, and like it, biotch!

Now I think bender has had enough.

uncle phil · 07-04-2003, 04:21 PM

bender wouldn't know enough if it hit him in the crotch...

summer is a good thing...

Fremen · 07-04-2003, 06:32 PM

Wrong unc. p., Summer is a bad thing if your muthafuckin' a/c goes out and your punkass landlord won't get off his lazy ass and drive 150 miles to fix it.
/rant

I feel better now.

paddyjoe · 07-04-2003, 06:45 PM

No you don't. You're one hot s.o.b.

I'm gonna cut my lawn tomorrow

Fly · 07-04-2003, 07:53 PM

sorry p.j..........you'll wait til sunday cuz you can always put off today,what you can do tomorrow.

man...this cold beer sure is tasty.

bundy · 07-04-2003, 08:38 PM

no, fly, that beer WAS tasty... in fact is was so tasty, you finished it a while ago.

Kathryn Harby-Williams is the captain of the Australian Netball Team.

uncle phil · 07-05-2003, 04:10 AM

nonononono...she's mrs. williams...

i want my maypo...

bundy · 07-05-2003, 04:13 AM

no phil... you want your play-doe...please...

Camilla Parker-Bowles looks like a cross between a horse and a rottweiller.

Fly · 07-05-2003, 05:22 AM

wrongo.........she could eat an apple through a picket fence that girl.ain't never seen a rotty do that.

bundy is fast and loose.

splck · 07-05-2003, 06:38 AM

bundy is from Oz...no one from Oz is fast, but they are loose.

flyman likes to buzz.

myMHz · 07-05-2003, 06:47 AM

No my friend flyman WANTS a buzz.

Sex is great!

Pyrate · 07-05-2003, 06:50 AM

No no no no no! Start again, and this time, say:

SEX IS BRILLIANT!

Shock and Awe is both shocking and awesome.

uncle phil · 07-05-2003, 12:30 PM

pyrate, i can see that the lights are on, but absolutely no one is home...shock and awe is a book written by h k ullman and j p wade...

elton john wears glasses...

rat · 07-05-2003, 03:20 PM

Maybe you should adjust your glasses phil, because those are blatantly SUNglasses he wears.

The grass is always greener...

cliche · 07-05-2003, 03:27 PM

Man, you should see my lawn - all brown and dead

Mice are smaller than elephants

07-02-2003, 12:58 PM	#1241 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Wrong! 1 and 1 is still 1. (boolean logic) If it weren't for pussy, we all wouldn't exist. Pussy rules! __________________ "Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege" Irish proverb

07-02-2003, 06:40 PM	#1243 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wrong again, Pheatius. Latin is a language made by living beings. It can't really live, now can it? Underground homes are very cool. __________________ Google

07-02-2003, 06:46 PM	#1244 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! If the home is too far underground it will be destroyed by magma. I'm learning spanish from a website. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-02-2003, 08:44 PM	#1245 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	face it .....you're learning how to swear in spanish. B.C. got the winter olympics for 2010. Woooooooooohooooooooooooooo........................ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-02-2003, 10:43 PM	#1247 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wrong Giant Wrongburger, my name is Fremen. Feelings, nothing but feelings.... Situational comedies aren't that funny nowadays. __________________ Google

07-02-2003, 01:10 PM	#1242 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	You are so wrong rmarshall... We all know its a dog eat dog world... Dog is man's best friend and... Cats were domesticated long after dogs... ... Latin is a dead language.

07-02-2003, 09:56 PM	#1246 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail denizen of Wrongistan! When you say B.C. do you mean British Columbia or perhaps Bacon Cheeseburger or Baja California or Ballistic Coefficient or Bank of Canada or Bay City or Beavercreek or Bill Cosby or Bill Clinton or Betty Crocker or Boston College or Brooklyn College or perhaps just bull crap? Nobody calls me Giant Wrongburger.

07-03-2003, 02:21 AM	#1248 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Wrong! They are very funny in the right situation. Dogs like to sniff butts. __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

07-03-2003, 03:12 AM	#1249 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	not so right, disc jockey person...dogs like to pee on fire hydrants, trees, and other assorted vertical appendages... butterflies are free... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-03-2003, 03:12 AM	#1250 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Not all butterflies... some can get very expensive... You can't feel a headjob when you're blind drunk... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-03-2003, 06:41 AM	#1251 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Meridae'n, that would really depend on which side of said 'job' you are on now, wouldn't it? ... You cannot divide by zero.

07-03-2003, 07:33 AM	#1252 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Yes you can. All you need are a pair of scissors...! I now, thanks to Pheatius, have a phobia for hot chocolate. __________________ ?

07-03-2003, 09:58 AM	#1253 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	No you don't, you are confused with hot fudge. That's where your phobia lies. It's getting hot in here. __________________ Back into hibernation.

07-03-2003, 03:41 PM	#1254 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cpa, you must be getting audited...it's not getting hot in here, it's getting hot out THERE... books are full of numbered pages... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-03-2003, 05:30 PM	#1255 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	no phil, books are full of numbered pages, they are full of numbered pages, with other words. Cameron Diaz is VERY hot. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-03-2003, 07:31 PM	#1256 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry bundy but she is WAYYYY hotter than hot. drew barrymore has a great rack. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-03-2003, 07:37 PM	#1257 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! It is inadequate to completey contain the wide variety of spices Ms. Barrymore uses on her cousine. David Letterman isn't as funny as he used to be. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-03-2003, 08:50 PM	#1258 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Vermin, my employed friend, you are completely covered in wrong. He is the same and sadly, it is us that have changed. We are getting older and aging is death and that is not funny. You do not look at me the same way anymore.

07-03-2003, 08:57 PM	#1259 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Gh, the mayo has seeped from your cranium! We look at you exactly the same..... with relish! Silver whiskers make a dude irresistable to the ladies/ __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-03-2003, 09:01 PM	#1260 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	no, i´m sorry thats just not true... lets take the Kenny Rogers look a like competition as an example. Saddam is on the lam. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-04-2003, 03:19 AM	#1261 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	You are wrong, chico! Saddam is on the lamb. ba-a-a (ouch) ba-a-a Strom Thurmond is finally at rest. __________________ Google

07-04-2003, 03:57 AM	#1262 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen, you have a proclivity for falsehoods...mr. thurmond's contemporaries are finally at rest... i got sunburned at a baseball game yesterday, and i was even wearing my hat... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-04-2003, 05:21 AM	#1263 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Nah, you're confusing the sun with that bright overhead floodlight you were sitting under! Flour is an ingredient of many cakes. __________________ ?

07-04-2003, 12:13 PM	#1264 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	I am an avid lover of Cakes. I have never eaten a Many Cake, and I move that such a cake does not exist. Therfore, the flour in said cake is also non-existant. Liza Minelli has a Vagina __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-04-2003, 12:26 PM	#1265 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	No liza is a vagina, she doesn't have one, thats why she hooked up with that gay guy. I've had enough.

07-04-2003, 03:56 PM	#1266 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Oh bender, you're so wrong. You'll take a lot more, and like it, biotch! Now I think bender has had enough. __________________ Google

07-04-2003, 04:21 PM	#1267 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bender wouldn't know enough if it hit him in the crotch... summer is a good thing... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-04-2003, 06:32 PM	#1268 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wrong unc. p., Summer is a bad thing if your muthafuckin' a/c goes out and your punkass landlord won't get off his lazy ass and drive 150 miles to fix it. /rant I feel better now. __________________ Google

07-04-2003, 06:45 PM	#1269 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	No you don't. You're one hot s.o.b. I'm gonna cut my lawn tomorrow

07-04-2003, 07:53 PM	#1270 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry p.j..........you'll wait til sunday cuz you can always put off today,what you can do tomorrow. man...this cold beer sure is tasty. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-04-2003, 08:38 PM	#1271 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	no, fly, that beer WAS tasty... in fact is was so tasty, you finished it a while ago. Kathryn Harby-Williams is the captain of the Australian Netball Team. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-05-2003, 04:10 AM	#1272 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	nonononono...she's mrs. williams... i want my maypo... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-05-2003, 04:13 AM	#1273 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	no phil... you want your play-doe...please... Camilla Parker-Bowles looks like a cross between a horse and a rottweiller. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-05-2003, 05:22 AM	#1274 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wrongo.........she could eat an apple through a picket fence that girl.ain't never seen a rotty do that. bundy is fast and loose. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-05-2003, 06:38 AM	#1275 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	bundy is from Oz...no one from Oz is fast, but they are loose. flyman likes to buzz. __________________ nice line eh?