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grumpyolddude · 06-28-2003, 11:38 AM

Wrong! "Rat" is a year in the Chinese calendar.

Onions and peppers are the food of the gods!

uncle phil · 06-28-2003, 12:28 PM

yeah, right, grump...the mexican "fire in your asshole" gods...(we are talking REAL onions and REAL peppers here...)

stars twinkle in the heavens...

Fly · 06-28-2003, 04:26 PM

heavens????the only thing that twinkles ,to my knowledge is my children's eyes.

i heard the milky way went sour.

Fremen · 06-28-2003, 08:40 PM

Nope, that was just all the milk in my fridge.

My fridge doesn't cool enough in the Summer.

uncle phil · 06-29-2003, 04:27 AM

jeebus, fremen, that's 'cause you don't put enough beer in it in the first place...get with the program...it does cool enough, you just have to load it properly...

fairy dust has no magical powers whatsoever...

Minx · 06-29-2003, 10:10 AM

Sure it does....you're just sprinkling it in the wrong place, that's all!

I'm in my bikini right now.

uncle phil · 06-29-2003, 01:22 PM

no you're not...i saw you skinny-dipping a little while ago when everyone thought i was lost...

fan belts are virtually non-existent any more...

Fremen · 06-29-2003, 08:03 PM

You so wawng! Many sports fans need a belt to hold their big fat guts in. Ergo, lots of fan belts.

I'm wearing Minx's bikini right now.

bundy · 06-29-2003, 08:06 PM

i´d suggest the correct term would be stretching Minxś bikini, not wearing.

Raymond E Feist wrote the Riftwar and the Serpent Wat sagas.

uncle phil · 06-30-2003, 02:58 AM

couldn't have...i think he entered it through his keyboard...

clocks either hum or tick...

Pyrate · 06-30-2003, 03:21 AM

Nope. Mine constantly alarms!

Today is Monday.

Fly · 06-30-2003, 06:31 AM

actually today is sunday cuz i got two extra days off for canada day.

*well it feels like sunday*

canada day is tomorrow

bender · 06-30-2003, 07:55 AM

Flyman how can you call yourself a Canadian when we all know it's really Dominon day tomorrow.

I'm now wearing Minx's bikini on my head.
: )

3leggedfrog · 06-30-2003, 08:15 AM

Minx's bikini is way to small to fit on your head

i can lift 330 pounds of weight a bunch of times

Pheatius · 06-30-2003, 01:19 PM

A bunch = undetermined amount, ergo an amount to be solved for in an equation (we'll call this L)

330 lbs = amount of weight lifted (a constant of 330)

L is not equal to weight (330) (L<> 330)

Another constant is needed to solve the equation

L +/- (X) = 330

We do not know X, therefore it can not be proven that you can lift 330 lbs 'a bunch of times'.

_________________________________________________

Bears are not reptiles.

Fly · 06-30-2003, 01:57 PM

wrong Pheatius......X marks the spot man.

skinny dippin' with the girls would be a blast.

uncle phil · 06-30-2003, 04:32 PM

fly, how can you say such a thing...skinny dippin' with the girls would be the NUTS!!!

there's a tree outside my window that wants to come in...

Fremen · 06-30-2003, 07:02 PM

You are wrong, Unc. IT"S ALREADY IN!!!!!!!! RUN!!

Ash is the best hero with a chainsaw attatched to his arm.

uncle phil · 07-01-2003, 03:26 AM

BUZZER...that was john laroquette, i do believe...

sleeper jammies have little feet in them...

paddyjoe · 07-01-2003, 03:36 AM

Not when they're your big clodhoppers, uncle phil.

It's almost Independence Day!

Midnight_Son · 07-01-2003, 04:27 AM

not in Cuba paddyjoe!

this morning I stepped on, and broke my Oaklyes.

uncle phil · 07-01-2003, 12:30 PM

cnor, what's in your cream-of-wheat...you didn't step on them, you SAT on them...

bones is looking for a new friend...

Giant Hamburger · 07-01-2003, 12:42 PM

Hail Uncle Wrong!

Bones is having others look for a new friend.

GH serves too many masters.

Midnight_Son · 07-01-2003, 01:29 PM

you are wrong my giant lunchtime friend, GH only serves one master.....the 1/4 pounder in your shorts!

I feel strangely odd having just made a comment about Gaint Hamburgers willy.

paddyjoe · 07-01-2003, 03:00 PM

Oh please cnor, you know you feel perfectly fine discussing another members member.

I just got home from work, so i believe it's time for a cold beer!

Giant Hamburger · 07-01-2003, 03:07 PM

NO!
*slaps beer from Paddyjoe's hand*
Poisoned.
Here, drink this...

I just saved Paddyjoe's life.

Fremen · 07-01-2003, 08:49 PM

Wrong GH, paddyjoe drank it off the floor. He is now gone.
Though, some thought him a bore, I shall miss his snore, I feel it to the core.
I went to the store and now he's no more.
We shall miss you paddyjoe, forever ever more.

That was the silliest thing I've written.

uncle phil · 07-02-2003, 03:31 AM

fremen, you little weasel...check some of your previous posts, er, better yet, check ALL of them...

the square root of four is two...

bundy · 07-02-2003, 04:02 AM

not where i come from buddy.
to squarely root four is better than a 2... its a TEN!!!

Uncle (King) Phil hates the so called, Dr Phil (his evil twin).

Meridae'n · 07-02-2003, 04:05 AM

I happen to have it on good authority that Dr. Phil is the most watched program in uncle phil's household...

Raindrops keep falling on my head...

Fremen · 07-02-2003, 04:09 AM

*shakes and puts it away*
Those aren't raindrops, mate.

Clowns follow me looking for handouts.

Pyrate · 07-02-2003, 04:21 AM

Nope, that can't be true. They're not looking for handouts, their looking for someone to sign up with them!

I feel like drinking a big mug of hot chocolate right now.

Pheatius · 07-02-2003, 08:02 AM

Sorry Pyrate, you must have blocked out the memory of falling into a vat on Hot Chocolate when you were young. Unfortunately, after reading this, all the pain and anguish will return and you will be unable to consume Hot Chocolate until years of counseling have been completed.

...

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

3leggedfrog · 07-02-2003, 08:17 AM

cannot spoil a spoiled child gezzzz

i like ducks. yummm

bender · 07-02-2003, 09:12 AM

No no no my little green friend ducks like you yummm..

Its raining out...

rat · 07-02-2003, 11:10 AM

raining? it's roughly 100 out, heat index in excess of 110, clouds all over, but the raindrops are hiding.

yellow is a bright color

Spinach_Indeed · 07-02-2003, 11:15 AM

It's not so bright when it's the color of the thug's shirt, whom is busy kicking you in the teeth

Witches burn because they are made of wood

rat · 07-02-2003, 11:18 AM

LIES! witches FLOAT because they're made of wood.

She turned me into a newt!

uncle phil · 07-02-2003, 11:48 AM

rat, you'd better quit driving that bus because the exhaust fumes must be getting to you...HE turned you into a newt...

oatmeal sticks to your ribs...

domokong · 07-02-2003, 11:54 AM

oatmeal sticks to your skin, not your ribs

1+1=2

06-28-2003, 11:38 AM	#1201 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Wrong! "Rat" is a year in the Chinese calendar. Onions and peppers are the food of the gods! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

06-28-2003, 12:28 PM	#1202 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	yeah, right, grump...the mexican "fire in your asshole" gods...(we are talking REAL onions and REAL peppers here...) stars twinkle in the heavens... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-28-2003, 04:26 PM	#1203 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	heavens????the only thing that twinkles ,to my knowledge is my children's eyes. i heard the milky way went sour. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-28-2003, 08:40 PM	#1204 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Nope, that was just all the milk in my fridge. My fridge doesn't cool enough in the Summer. __________________ Google

06-29-2003, 04:27 AM	#1205 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	jeebus, fremen, that's 'cause you don't put enough beer in it in the first place...get with the program...it does cool enough, you just have to load it properly... fairy dust has no magical powers whatsoever... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-29-2003, 10:10 AM	#1206 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Sure it does....you're just sprinkling it in the wrong place, that's all! I'm in my bikini right now. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-29-2003, 01:22 PM	#1207 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	no you're not...i saw you skinny-dipping a little while ago when everyone thought i was lost... fan belts are virtually non-existent any more... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-29-2003, 08:03 PM	#1208 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	You so wawng! Many sports fans need a belt to hold their big fat guts in. Ergo, lots of fan belts. I'm wearing Minx's bikini right now. __________________ Google

06-29-2003, 08:06 PM	#1209 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i´d suggest the correct term would be stretching Minxś bikini, not wearing. Raymond E Feist wrote the Riftwar and the Serpent Wat sagas. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 06-29-2003 at 08:09 PM..

06-30-2003, 02:58 AM	#1210 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	couldn't have...i think he entered it through his keyboard... clocks either hum or tick... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2003, 03:21 AM	#1211 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Nope. Mine constantly alarms! Today is Monday. __________________ ?

06-30-2003, 06:31 AM	#1212 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	actually today is sunday cuz i got two extra days off for canada day. well it feels like sunday canada day is tomorrow __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-30-2003, 07:55 AM	#1213 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Flyman how can you call yourself a Canadian when we all know it's really Dominon day tomorrow. I'm now wearing Minx's bikini on my head. : )

06-30-2003, 08:15 AM	#1214 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	Minx's bikini is way to small to fit on your head i can lift 330 pounds of weight a bunch of times __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-30-2003, 01:19 PM	#1215 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	A bunch = undetermined amount, ergo an amount to be solved for in an equation (we'll call this L) 330 lbs = amount of weight lifted (a constant of 330) L is not equal to weight (330) (L<> 330) Another constant is needed to solve the equation L +/- (X) = 330 We do not know X, therefore it can not be proven that you can lift 330 lbs 'a bunch of times'. _________________________________________________ Bears are not reptiles.

07-01-2003, 04:27 AM	#1221 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	not in Cuba paddyjoe! this morning I stepped on, and broke my Oaklyes. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

07-02-2003, 04:05 AM	#1230 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I happen to have it on good authority that Dr. Phil is the most watched program in uncle phil's household... Raindrops keep falling on my head... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-30-2003, 01:57 PM	#1216 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wrong Pheatius......X marks the spot man. skinny dippin' with the girls would be a blast. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-30-2003, 04:32 PM	#1217 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly, how can you say such a thing...skinny dippin' with the girls would be the NUTS!!! there's a tree outside my window that wants to come in... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2003, 07:02 PM	#1218 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	You are wrong, Unc. IT"S ALREADY IN!!!!!!!! RUN!! Ash is the best hero with a chainsaw attatched to his arm. __________________ Google

07-01-2003, 03:26 AM	#1219 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	BUZZER...that was john laroquette, i do believe... sleeper jammies have little feet in them... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-01-2003, 03:36 AM	#1220 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Not when they're your big clodhoppers, uncle phil. It's almost Independence Day!

07-01-2003, 12:30 PM	#1222 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cnor, what's in your cream-of-wheat...you didn't step on them, you SAT on them... bones is looking for a new friend... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-01-2003, 12:42 PM	#1223 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Uncle Wrong! Bones is having others look for a new friend. GH serves too many masters.

07-01-2003, 01:29 PM	#1224 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	you are wrong my giant lunchtime friend, GH only serves one master.....the 1/4 pounder in your shorts! I feel strangely odd having just made a comment about Gaint Hamburgers willy. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

07-01-2003, 03:00 PM	#1225 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Oh please cnor, you know you feel perfectly fine discussing another members member. I just got home from work, so i believe it's time for a cold beer!

07-01-2003, 03:07 PM	#1226 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	NO! slaps beer from Paddyjoe's hand Poisoned. Here, drink this... I just saved Paddyjoe's life.

07-01-2003, 08:49 PM	#1227 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wrong GH, paddyjoe drank it off the floor. He is now gone. Though, some thought him a bore, I shall miss his snore, I feel it to the core. I went to the store and now he's no more. We shall miss you paddyjoe, forever ever more. That was the silliest thing I've written. __________________ Google

07-02-2003, 03:31 AM	#1228 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen, you little weasel...check some of your previous posts, er, better yet, check ALL of them... the square root of four is two... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-02-2003, 04:02 AM	#1229 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	not where i come from buddy. to squarely root four is better than a 2... its a TEN!!! Uncle (King) Phil hates the so called, Dr Phil (his evil twin). __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-02-2003, 04:09 AM	#1231 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	shakes and puts it away Those aren't raindrops, mate. Clowns follow me looking for handouts. __________________ Google

07-02-2003, 04:21 AM	#1232 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Nope, that can't be true. They're not looking for handouts, their looking for someone to sign up with them! I feel like drinking a big mug of hot chocolate right now. __________________ ?

07-02-2003, 08:02 AM	#1233 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Sorry Pyrate, you must have blocked out the memory of falling into a vat on Hot Chocolate when you were young. Unfortunately, after reading this, all the pain and anguish will return and you will be unable to consume Hot Chocolate until years of counseling have been completed. ... Spare the rod and spoil the child. Last edited by Pheatius; 07-02-2003 at 08:06 AM..

07-02-2003, 08:17 AM	#1234 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	cannot spoil a spoiled child gezzzz i like ducks. yummm __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

07-02-2003, 09:12 AM	#1235 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	No no no my little green friend ducks like you yummm.. Its raining out...

07-02-2003, 11:15 AM	#1237 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	It's not so bright when it's the color of the thug's shirt, whom is busy kicking you in the teeth Witches burn because they are made of wood __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-02-2003, 11:48 AM	#1239 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	rat, you'd better quit driving that bus because the exhaust fumes must be getting to you...HE turned you into a newt... oatmeal sticks to your ribs... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.