Averett

Last night I witnessed many horrible, horrible things. I saw a mouse mate with another mouse, then run off and literally drag a poor mouse out of her home and rape her! Oh it was terrible! The way he just... used her!

Then I saw a praying mantis eat her mate's head! Even with his head missing the poor guy kept right on going!

I saw a fish mate and then kill! I saw an elephant mass murder some poor tadpoles for pure pleasure!



Oh the things I saw...

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bernadette

you had quite an evening, eh?

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Sleepyjack

Did you go to the zoo?

Fly

me and the wife..........i just call her margaret for shits and giggles

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numist

thats life.. glad my woman isnt a black widow

sillygirl

Oh, how terrible! Must've been very traumatic for you! I'm sorry, hunny!

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vermin

Did you have to pay to see these things? Did they happen in your home, in a dream, or were you watching "educational television"? I'm assuming these things weren't seen on the web, no links.

Didn't know elephants had it in for tadpoles. Interesting.

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Averett

It was on the Animal Planet channel. Oh the horror!

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numist

on your own home channel? Im so sorry!!

you will probably need all sorts of counseling for the rest of your life...

Averett

I just saw horses mating... on MSNBC..

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Midlandmadman

You better turn off your T.V. You don't want to start a bad habit of masturbating to animal planet................ ummmmm not that I have .... or anything like that...... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh......... nevermind.

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cchris

We used to have a cat that ate mice and then regurgitated them on the back porch.

Sometimes whole

Sometimes they must have been a bit tasty cause they would be in there for a few days and it was just bones and stuff when it came out.

Either way

Up they would come.

Oh and flyman

Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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mb99usa

Kind of ridiculous isn't it:

Our own species mating is called obscene, dirty, pornography, and our children are taught not too watch.

Other species mating and we throw it on in primetime on a channel geared toward children.

No wonder doggie-style is so popular and guys always want to hit it from behind.

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So, what's your point?

It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

cchris

Yeah good point.

But considering Elephants have no choice in position then I reckon that it should be called Elephant style.

I knew this girl once..........................

Doesn't matter.

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mb99usa

LMAO

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So, what's your point?

It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

Elegant Holmes

how about a bed of fresh lettuce? I'm certain McD's could serve itup "elephant style" if you like...

flecktone4

bored huh?

krwlz

Alsos LMAO....

mydragonfido

Boy that is disgusting!!