10-25-2003, 11:44 AM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Conspiracy! Is Giant Hamburger really Mayor McCheese?
In a move that can only be described as a "Power Play" -Mayor McCheese was named Secretary of the Interior. There is a resemblance to a certain somebody here. Rather than name names, I'll just beat around the 'bush' and say that the resemblence is uncanny. For convenience sake we will call this Mayor McCheese doppleganger "GH".
Note that GH has stated his intentions for world domination many times. This appointment is only the beginning. (Even if Mayor McCheese isn't GH; it certainly must be one of his agents or even an appetizer of things to come.) Source: the Wall Street Journal Quote:
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10-25-2003, 12:26 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Citizens!
My agents are everywhere. You have seen them on the billboards you drive by, the television commercials you try to ignore, and the magazines you pretend to read. You have eaten them without a second thought. Hamburgers are all pervasive in modern society. My network is vast and intricate. It is woven into the fabric of the human tapestry. When the time comes there will be no escape from the Illuminati of The Giant Hamburger. Are you friend or foe? -GH |
10-25-2003, 04:41 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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Just for the record,
Mayor McCheese is a tired pawn in a game that has very nearly passed him by. Soon, I will fill him full of explosives and send him to his final destination. The swan song of the Mayor will be quite noisome. -GH I’ll save the tale of Ronald’s drunken excesses for another thread. |
10-25-2003, 04:48 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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Location: Tokyo
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i wonder if George W Bush will pardon Hamburglar any time soon?
i heard he was in Joliet... serving 10-15 for grand theft bbq... **edit - sorry Bones, i corrected my mistake.
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10-25-2003, 06:34 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
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10-25-2003, 07:58 PM | #9 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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GH took to the road recently in search of Bones and his pogo stick.
Here's a GH sighting in Chicago. Unless they reveal the particulars of the meeting, we must assume Bones is still a little sore in the assimus holemus regionus. A man should know and understand his past. Giant Hamburger, is that your Grandfather? If so, I can see where you get your largeness from. Btw, what kind of grill pattern do you prefer?
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10-27-2003, 08:37 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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Scientists would have you believe that the minions of GH congregate in your colon and sit quietly until you die. I have injested many of these hoardes and I believe they may be altering my DNA.
Yesterday I created a radioactive hamburger in my laboratory. I was forced to destroy it, as the results of digestion were simply too unpredictable. |
10-27-2003, 08:50 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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What's beef?
Beef is when you need two gats to go to sleep Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets Beef is when I see you Guaranteed to be an ICU, one more time What's beef? Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep Beef is when you roll no less than thirty deep Beef is when I see you Guaranteed to be an ICU, check it. -B.I.G. |
10-27-2003, 10:29 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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So I see that you tried to kill me GH. You sent an assassin -one of your agents to try to kill me. I'll have you know that my loyal hound dog saved my life by eating your little friend. Nevertheless, I see this as failure because I didn't eat him myself.
Next time, come do the job yourself. |
10-30-2003, 08:57 AM | #17 (permalink) |
Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Elegant Holmes!
I will appoint you the Mouth of Giant Hamburger when I am off conquering other planets. Your only responsibility is to judiciously apply my yoke of oppression whenever the apes start to show signs of intelligent cooperation and social consciousness. The job should be quite easy and require no effort at all. You will be paid deliciously. -GH |
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