MONDAY!
 

I want it to be Monday so badly! Does anyone else *really* look forward to Monday?! Arrrrg! Monday, come hither! ::extends arms upwards towards the sky and beckons Monday to approach:: Why can't it just be Monday already? Don't people realize that I *want* to go to school?!? Heh heh heh. Ahhhhhhhhh... MONDAY!

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mundane munday

<-- by the way, that says "Ioser", not "Loser"

It means I like to drink Ionic compounds. You know... umm... see, a boozer drinks booze, an Ioser drink ions... :confused: :D

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Hitler was born in a Monday morning.

Mondays are great......for one reason and one reason only....

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Yay!

No no no! Monday's are manic... SUNDAY is fun day.

MON-DAY! MON-DAY! MON-DAY! Mondays rule... no wait, they don't. Mondays in general are horrible. Just this Monday will be... interesting. :D

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its Monday here.

i likey Mondays... i´ve got a couple of hours at uni... that means a good deal of perving to look forward to!!

mondays fucking suck.............

now fry...day...........that's a hella good day.

Frying up a batch, flyman? ;-)

I kinda like Mondays, but then I kinda enjoy my job.

Hail Stiltzkin!

Allow me to be the first to congratulate you for making it to Monday. I hope that your institution of education offers your all the mysterious knowledge that you seek. Know that as your brain swells with knowledge it becomes increasingly delicious. I can feel its delectable throbbing from here. Go to you school and fill your head with their savory stuffing until you are plump with flavorful learning.
-GH

http://webhome.idirect.com/~muskokaj...ndaysxtra.html

Please try to control yourselves.

Question. Giant Hamburger. Whats the deal - generally speaking?
The analagies of school and stuffing, its tasty, but a bit off-kilter no? I mean, its funny nonetheless, but why?

astro, i found that out a few years ago; after having loved that song for ages... it certainly puts a new slant to the song.

I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS
(Bob Geldof 1979)
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload,
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold,
And he can see no reason
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown

Tell me why
I Dont't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down

The Telex machine is kept so clean
As it types to a waiting world,
And Mother feels so shocked,
Father's world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to
Their own little girl
Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat,
They can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown

Tell me why ...

All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die,
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And the captain crackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die

The silicon chip ...

Tell me why ...

(Bob Geldof)

Hail Young Citizen!

“Why” is often the first reaction to things we do not fully understand. On my post’s most basic level I desire to eat Stiltzkin’s brain. Before I do, I long for it to be filled with as much book learning as possible. It will enhance the salubrious absorption of the Stiltzkinian essence. Perhaps I was also making a culinary analogy to the obvious love he has for his new found higher education. I believe this to be an admirable trait in young Master Stiltzkin, which I want to encourage up to the point where I eat him.

Hope this helps,
-GH

My brain is not for consumption. I challenge you, Giant One, to a contest. We shall see who will eat whom. You are a giant hamburger indeed, and as such you are more easily edible than I can ever hope to be. In order to chew on my brain, you must first break through my titanium-steel alloy brain plate.

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Hail Budding Scholar!

Fear not, your brain is not fully marinated yet in the wisdom I find so flavorful. I am a patient Giant Hamburger. In the meantime, I encourage you to practice for the day of our contest by eating many hamburgers, each successively larger in size. In turn, I will contemplate the straw-through-the-nose and spoon-through-the-eye techniques for getting at that delicious pea inside that pod. All in due time, my friend…

There can be only one.
-GH

Razz Giant One!

You have accepted my challenge. I will wear a steel face mask and 3-inch thick see-through plexiglass eyewear. You have given your battle strategy away!

Anyways, I want to be Tuesday already, because Monday didn't turn out quite as I had hoped it would've. Shucks.

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guess what? tomorrow's wednesday...

Phuk it. Today sucked too. Tomorrow is in theory as good as a Monday, due to the structure of my classes, but I've lost sight of the light at the end of the tunnel. I think I'll just sit in the dark now.

Meh. I learned nothing. But its comedic nonetheless.

silly billy

in six hours it´ll be thursday.

hello, this is bundy talking to you from the future... ooh... scary...

c'mon man, PM me with some scores so I can call my bookie. :lol:

I was right, Wednesday sucked too. Will tomorrow also suck? You betcha!

Mondays are hell, Wednesday is when it picks up for me.

Hail Stiltzkin!

Do not despair overmuch for tomorrow is Thorsday.
It will be a good day for you to pack a hammer and vanquish your foes.

When you are hypothetically shot in the belly with an arrow of your nemesis you must pluck the shaft from your gut quickly. As you notice the flecks of yellow fat on the jagged flinty head exclaim, "I have eaten well this summer."

Go to school, my woad stained warrior, and stay there until your sword is too heavy to lift.
-GH