Would you hit it? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Halx · 10-14-2003, 04:04 PM

Pardon the immature query.. but I just have to know.

G5_Todd · 10-14-2003, 04:08 PM

no...but it would be cool to brag about.....

bernadette · 10-14-2003, 04:08 PM

*shrieks & runs from thread*

phredgreen · 10-14-2003, 04:09 PM

even in her younger years she wasn't much to look at....

uncle phil · 10-14-2003, 04:16 PM

didn't she spawn ol' horseface?

Angel · 10-14-2003, 04:27 PM

Oh how dreadful that would be!
I mean really....ew!
*shudders to think*

obelix · 10-14-2003, 04:30 PM

gRoWsE D:

Batman976 · 10-14-2003, 04:37 PM

Can I get it on with a really hot chick right afterwards? If yes, then I probably would. That would be way too cool to brag about.

Stiltzkin · 10-14-2003, 04:40 PM

Doink is my favorite word now.

bundy · 10-14-2003, 04:55 PM

HELL YEAH

it´d be so great to be able to go up to every single pommy backpacker here and say, ¨hey pommy, i fucked your queen!!¨

but then they´d probably just say, ¨shes your queen as well, dickhead.¨

so maybe i´ll change my answer...

i´ll just have to be content singing this little ditty to our pommy tourists...

Rule Britannia,
Marmalade and Jam,
5000 crackers up your asshole,
BANG BANG BANG...

vermin · 10-14-2003, 05:12 PM

No, but I'd finger her in exchange for a knighthood.

absorbentishe · 10-14-2003, 05:38 PM

A few drinks, a few more drinks... get into her purse when she falls asleep. Take some crystal on the way out. Everyone has a price...

Snoogans · 10-14-2003, 08:55 PM

depends.. what kind of money are we talking?

feartheraiders6 · 10-14-2003, 09:02 PM

How incredibly creepy would that be.... "Yes call me the queen mum... that's right... ooohhhh yeah"

I'm scared now

grumpyolddude · 10-14-2003, 09:55 PM

Anything that moves (if I can ketch it).

Fire · 10-14-2003, 10:19 PM

wtfn- hell, maybe she would expire from a massive heart attack- then I could say that I fucked the queen of england- to death (hey, at least she would die happy...)

Astrocloud · 10-14-2003, 10:54 PM

So what does she do? I mean does she pull up in her golden carriage and wolf whistle at me? How does this take place in our little fantasy?

Lunchbox7 · 10-14-2003, 11:09 PM

How many people could say they boned a queen? Now that is an accomplishment. I wonder if sh would go off in the sack or if she would just say "Now you may serve the queen"? How funny would it be if she went mental and started screaming "Kneel before your queen bitch. Now serve before I order your head to get off"

Go_AVS · 10-14-2003, 11:16 PM

not even with your dick...

ForgottenKnight · 10-15-2003, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Go_AVS
not even with your dick...

Exactly. You're not going to be doing her with my dick. I won't be doing her with my dick.

paddyjoe · 10-15-2003, 03:43 AM

only if she kept her hat on

Midlandmadman · 10-15-2003, 03:49 AM

Only if I can hit it ANAL!!!! The royal poop-chute!!!

Fly · 10-15-2003, 04:16 AM

......as long as the rest of the royal snooties were there to watch.

jwoody · 10-15-2003, 04:42 AM

She hits me in the pocket every month.

It would be nice to get something back.

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G5_Todd · 10-15-2003, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
only if she kept her hat on

HAHA

jimk · 10-15-2003, 05:01 AM

mmmmmm.............regal beaver.

mb99usa · 10-15-2003, 07:01 AM

hmmm, maybe if I could borrow someone else's dick. Not with my own.

hawkeye · 10-15-2003, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
*shrieks & runs from thread*

hey, bernadette, wait for me...

shalafi · 10-15-2003, 08:41 AM

hell ya....and when i was done id make chucky go get me a sammich and a beer.

BonesCPA · 10-15-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimk
mmmmmm.............regal beaver.

Wasn't that the bar on Three's Company?

Damn right I'd hit it. You know she'd be generous afterwards - she is one of the richest women in the world.

cchris · 10-15-2003, 04:09 PM

She is beyond the two paper bag routine so no.

The_Dude · 10-15-2003, 04:31 PM

god no

JBX · 10-15-2003, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Dude
god no

Holy Cow, I Agree with The_Dude.

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10-14-2003, 04:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Would you hit it? Pardon the immature query.. but I just have to know. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

10-14-2003, 04:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	no...but it would be cool to brag about..... __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

10-14-2003, 04:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	shrieks & runs from thread __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-14-2003, 04:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	even in her younger years she wasn't much to look at.... __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

10-14-2003, 04:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	didn't she spawn ol' horseface? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-14-2003, 04:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
Angel Naughty Just Right Location: Euphoria	Oh how dreadful that would be! I mean really....ew! shudders to think __________________ In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

10-14-2003, 04:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
obelix Insane Location: Calgary, AB	gRoWsE D: __________________ no substance

10-14-2003, 04:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Can I get it on with a really hot chick right afterwards? If yes, then I probably would. That would be way too cool to brag about. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

10-14-2003, 04:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Doink is my favorite word now. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

10-14-2003, 04:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	HELL YEAH it´d be so great to be able to go up to every single pommy backpacker here and say, ¨hey pommy, i fucked your queen!!¨ but then they´d probably just say, ¨shes your queen as well, dickhead.¨ so maybe i´ll change my answer... i´ll just have to be content singing this little ditty to our pommy tourists... Rule Britannia, Marmalade and Jam, 5000 crackers up your asshole, BANG BANG BANG... __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-14-2003, 05:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	No, but I'd finger her in exchange for a knighthood. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-14-2003, 05:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	A few drinks, a few more drinks... get into her purse when she falls asleep. Take some crystal on the way out. Everyone has a price...

10-14-2003, 08:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	depends.. what kind of money are we talking? __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

10-14-2003, 09:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
feartheraiders6 Upright Location: Lubbock TX	How incredibly creepy would that be.... "Yes call me the queen mum... that's right... ooohhhh yeah" I'm scared now __________________ I never saw my shadow till I saw the light, but now I need more light to drown it out.

10-14-2003, 09:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Anything that moves (if I can ketch it). __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

10-14-2003, 11:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	not even with your dick... __________________ MIA...

10-15-2003, 03:43 AM	#21 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	only if she kept her hat on

10-15-2003, 05:01 AM	#26 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	mmmmmm.............regal beaver. __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-14-2003, 10:19 PM	#16 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	wtfn- hell, maybe she would expire from a massive heart attack- then I could say that I fucked the queen of england- to death (hey, at least she would die happy...) __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

10-14-2003, 10:54 PM	#17 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	So what does she do? I mean does she pull up in her golden carriage and wolf whistle at me? How does this take place in our little fantasy?

10-14-2003, 11:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	How many people could say they boned a queen? Now that is an accomplishment. I wonder if sh would go off in the sack or if she would just say "Now you may serve the queen"? How funny would it be if she went mental and started screaming "Kneel before your queen bitch. Now serve before I order your head to get off"

10-15-2003, 03:49 AM	#22 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Only if I can hit it ANAL!!!! The royal poop-chute!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

10-15-2003, 04:16 AM	#23 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	......as long as the rest of the royal snooties were there to watch. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-15-2003, 04:42 AM	#24 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	She hits me in the pocket every month. It would be nice to get something back. [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDmAkEYNMG5qPBPFCGXbV2c!AA1chOJ50VIY09OvzCENLEnaRKKitVFwBYfxWjw1HAmP4kuTGTojwVRZRfI1xy1ltnvELl1DcQNgHR40QItRlr9IM7w/queenpicknose.jpg?dc=4675443020325072487[/img] __________________ . Last edited by jwoody; 10-15-2003 at 04:52 AM..

10-15-2003, 07:01 AM	#27 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	hmmm, maybe if I could borrow someone else's dick. Not with my own. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-15-2003, 08:41 AM	#29 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	hell ya....and when i was done id make chucky go get me a sammich and a beer.

10-15-2003, 04:09 PM	#31 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	She is beyond the two paper bag routine so no. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

10-15-2003, 04:31 PM	#32 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	god no __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal