So you just got busted.
 

And your excuse or blatant lie would be????????????????


http://www.flabber.nl/img/sex_in_park.jpg

deja vu! did i already see this on tfp or another board?

anyway, honestly, i cannot think of any plausible excuse for that situation.

I guess the most blatant lie would be ... "we weren't doing anything!"

ahhh you didn't see me pullin her drownin body out of the water and bring her back to life did ya? Nooo... you just saw the thank you and now I'M the bad guy!!!!

"She'll give you head for free if you forget this ever happened."

Well ya see.... we are trying to have a baby and the doctor said we need to "do it" as soon as she starts to ovulate!

Excuse me officer, but weren't you caught on camera with that prostitute last week?

yes sorry officers, we did eat all the pies.

My dog ate my other make-out place.

the ducks were bored so we decided to give them a little show

We were just playing a good game of suffocate the weiner.

We were just posing for that creepy pasty looking dude with the camera on the other side of the river.

She kept insisting that her long, pink tail would not get in the way, and I was like "it will so" and she was all like "it totally will not", so I was like "well, prove it" and she went "oh, yeah?" and one thing led to another....

Hey, look, that guy has a camera! [runs away]

I don't think there's any way to lie your way out of that situation hehe...

well unless it involves violence, blackmail, bribery, etc.

We have a winner! :lol:

"Well ya see occifer, we was having a picnic and all, and my girl here, well she got something caught in her throat, I think it was a chip or something, and anyway, she was choking something feirce and getting all blue and all so I started doing that hindlick manuver I read about on the poster in the breakroom down to the factory, and well, I guess I got a few of the moves wrong, and before ya know it we was all wraped up and who knows what all, and long story short, she's alright now."

Are you the strippers we ordered?

reminds me of...
http://www.office-humour.co.uk/items...images/988.jpg

the last one is great