Jesus-propaganda for kids
 

Argh, cracked me up pretty bad. I hope it's a joke site. http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

"Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word."

Halloween: Orgy Of The Occult No More!
http://objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html

"Starting this year, witches are out and Jesus is in! Reclaim Halloween in the name of Jesus!"

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<img src="http://www.scripturecandy.com/images/candy_splash.jpg">

i'm handing out rocks this halloween.

jesus loves the little children...
all the little children of the world...
red and yellow,black and white,they are precious to the sight....
jesus loves the little children of the world.

fuckin' eh..........atta boy jesus....nicely done,and thanks for comin' out.

Atheist communists are grumpy and bitter.

They get down on my kid for his costume. Something about "hate speech". Whatever.

Then they're all like "No candy for you. It will rot your teeth. You look thirsty, have a glass of water."

But I'm onto them. It's the fluoride in the water...their communist plot to sap and impurify our bodily fluids.

That's why I only give the neighbourhood kids Jack Chick bible tracts and pure grain alcohol with rain water.

It would seem we /.'ed (farked) the site.

It's not working for me.


As for being grumpy, I am living proof that it is not, in fact, limited to atheists.

Jesus is the bomb. He likes halloween, too! Check this fun game out. I'm sure Jesus would approve. :D

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

thanx Rup.........he shore looks gooood in that thar cowbouy hat.

No problem Flyman. There's plenty more where that came from:
http://www.normalbobsmith.com/pfolio_dressup.html

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media...rust_Front.jpg

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media...400_Detail.jpg

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media...lot_Detail.jpg

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media...Out_Detail.jpg

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media...for_Detail.jpg

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media...ive_Detail.jpg

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media...StopDetail.jpg

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media...God_Detail.jpg


"The Church says the Earth is Flat,
But I know that it is Round,
For I have seen the Shadow On the Moon,
And I have more Faith in a Shadow Than in the Church."
- Ferdinand Magellan

oh my god,i think i have found my favorite thread on tfp,the dress up link kicks ass! and the images are great!

lets hear a good jesus joke!

everything is beautiful; right, fly?

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................

http://homeplaceontarionorth.com/beautiful.jpg

yup............beautiful

I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard in my life. Thank you for this inspiring post. And now I know what I'm going to be for Halloween this year! I'm going to dress as John the Baptist and hide behind the bushes then jump out and <s>frighten</s>... <s>inspire</s>... frighten the children.

GIS for Peekachoo:

http://www.rivervalleyalpacas.com/images/peekachoo.jpg

How dare children go as such an abomination for Halloween?

I'm sorry but that lamb needs to be shot.
It's too disturbing, even for the internet.

What the!? There's a lioness too!
And a bloody elephant and a goat!
And a goddamn giraffe and a kangaroo!?!?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

"Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?
- I don't know! I lost count!
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?

Jesus loves everybody, even the UNSAVED (?!??!?!) like Habu!"

Now that's just going too far.

http://objective.jesussave.us/johnbaptist.jpg

now thats got scope for a whole new thread entirely...

....now can we burn the churches?

Thats the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen!:lol: