tissue = toilet paper - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

iktoweya · 10-07-2003, 08:55 PM

i know that a lot of people out there have used toilet paper as a tissue substitute you know like to blow your nose. well i was faced with the opposite problem today. i had to use tissue paper as a well you know. the thing is i was just wondering if anyone else has faced this situation?

K-Wise · 10-07-2003, 08:58 PM

Nope. Had to use paper towels though. Very ruff.

Asta!!

sadistikdreams · 10-07-2003, 09:00 PM

i've used the cat.

bobw · 10-07-2003, 09:17 PM

COFFEE FILTERS !!! in college we used them for everything...
TP
tissue
napkins
notes for roomates
cleaning windows, etc
even notes in class
there is not much you cannot use a coffee filter for... similar to duct tape ...

K-Wise · 10-07-2003, 09:20 PM

Bet the coffee tasted great too.

Asta!!

Neato · 10-07-2003, 09:22 PM

When I was like 3 I used a normal towel to wipe my ass.
Maybe that's my first memory.

jwoody · 10-08-2003, 01:11 AM

Using Kleenex with balm on my ass is as close as I get to 'how the other half live'.

tekaweni · 10-08-2003, 04:05 AM

Newspaper. Unless you mind getting printers ink all over your ass.

Midlandmadman · 10-08-2003, 06:43 AM

Who wipes??????

No wonder everyone calls me "The Skidmark Kid"!

10-07-2003, 08:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	tissue = toilet paper i know that a lot of people out there have used toilet paper as a tissue substitute you know like to blow your nose. well i was faced with the opposite problem today. i had to use tissue paper as a well you know. the thing is i was just wondering if anyone else has faced this situation? __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-07-2003, 08:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Nope. Had to use paper towels though. Very ruff. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-07-2003, 09:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	i've used the cat. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

10-07-2003, 09:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Bet the coffee tasted great too. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-08-2003, 01:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Using Kleenex with balm on my ass is as close as I get to 'how the other half live'. __________________ .

10-07-2003, 09:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	COFFEE FILTERS !!! in college we used them for everything... TP tissue napkins notes for roomates cleaning windows, etc even notes in class there is not much you cannot use a coffee filter for... similar to duct tape ...

10-07-2003, 09:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Neato Insane Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)	When I was like 3 I used a normal towel to wipe my ass. Maybe that's my first memory.

10-08-2003, 04:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Newspaper. Unless you mind getting printers ink all over your ass. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-08-2003, 06:43 AM	#9 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Who wipes?????? No wonder everyone calls me "The Skidmark Kid"! __________________ Its good to be back.