10-06-2003, 07:34 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: your front door...*ding dong*
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Lets make like a tree and go
Just heard it on a comercial and remember a few in back to the future.
Whats your favorite saying from a tv quote to random play on words and how many can you think of? Make like a banana and go away. Tig O Bitties Those are just a few... I'd love to quote a whole bunch of the family guy (Stewy from The Family Guy, in the bath tub of blood *its like somebody stabbed mr bubbles to death*) but no one has time to read all that well whats everyone else have? |
10-06-2003, 08:00 PM | #4 (permalink) |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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"This is an A & B conversation....I hate you"
Asta!!
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10-06-2003, 08:50 PM | #7 (permalink) |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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The very first commercial
To the neighbors!! Asta!!
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10-06-2003, 09:41 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Quote:
Asta!!
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10-06-2003, 10:29 PM | #10 (permalink) |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Boi.....I will bust yo shit biotch!!
Asta!!
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10-06-2003, 11:39 PM | #11 (permalink) | |
is you wicked?
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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10-06-2003, 11:43 PM | #12 (permalink) |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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I dunno I made it up haha.
Asta!!
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10-07-2003, 12:24 PM | #16 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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meanwhile, back at the ranch, the lone ranger, not recognizing tonto in his disguise as a pack mule, kicked his ass...
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10-07-2003, 06:25 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
Insane
Location: your front door...*ding dong*
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LOL K-Wise that was hilarious
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That actually made me laugh I like that anyone else? How about " I can't swallow that whole!.... GOOD NEWS! its a supository" |
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10-08-2003, 12:00 PM | #19 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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meanwhile, back at the ranch, the lone ranger, not recognizing tonto in his disguise as a pool table, racked his balls...
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10-09-2003, 10:13 AM | #24 (permalink) |
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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hungry?
how about a big hot plate of go fuck yourself!
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10-20-2003, 10:00 AM | #26 (permalink) |
Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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How about a warm glass of shut the hell up? Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep! Read the name tag Grandma, you're in my world now!
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10-20-2003, 07:21 PM | #28 (permalink) |
Something like that..
Location: Oreygun.
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Couldnt find, or remember the EXACT quote, but here is the gist...
One spot catches spokesclown Jack, wearing a suit and tie, discussing with a reporter whether a new sandwich, the Sourdough Chicken Club, appeals more to women or men. As Jack explains that the company used research to measure the product's appeal, the screen cuts to a photo session with cross-dresser RuPaul in sequins holding the sandwich. "Honey, this sandwich is flawless," RuPaul exclaims, flashing a megawatt smile. When the camera cuts back to Jack, he answers, "I have no idea." eg does the sandwich appeal more to women or men? Rupaul says teh sandwich is fabulous and jack says, i have no idea.. it.. funny .. bah
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