To be a Male at this time of the year
 

requires nothing but a love of sports and the need to be prepared.

Reflection comes from the baggage we carry.

The Male
http://www.xs4all.nl/~ivdsteen/bags/...ees_spulle.jpg


The Female
http://www.xs4all.nl/~ivdsteen/bags/...s/nathalie.jpg


Tongue in cheek.

Hmm I've never know a woman carry that little. I think you've missed things like make up, wet wipes, mirrors, photos, spare clothes, map, bottled water and a hell of a lot more things.

Heheheh...Keys-Wallet-Phone
that is my mental checklist I use everytime I step outside my front door!
And that female photo was WAY too conservative!

Don't put condoms in your wallet. It damages them.

how does a bit of latex damage a leather wallet?

Sheesh! The idiotic things people say! :rolleyes:

lol

Take the phone out and add a jack knife... Yup, thats me.

Orr.. if in Texas we have concealed carry .....

very true chris.
that male check list is spot on. bottle opener on the key ring is very important.

Mine is even more simple, cause i don't have a mobile. Ie keys and wallet.

Nice one though, also, i definitley second the need the bottle opener on the keys!

the stuff i carry is somewhere in between those two pics

add ciggies, a bic lighter, artificial tears, a pen, lipbalm & give or take 15 credit card receipts to the first pic & you've got the baggage i carry around in a very small purse.

other than the gun, that's about right

Thanks cchris. I've printed your male check list out, so I'll never leave home without them!

Keys, wallet, pen and pencil. Gotta have a pen and pencil.

:thumbsup:

Minus the keys. I dont drive. Wallet and mobile phone are essentials though.

I hate to be the one who points this out, but this is just the stuff that you'd see in each gender's pockets.....

Women carry purses for a reason - time and space have no particular form inside a purse. Given a large enough handbag, a woman will be able to fit:
a modest-sized troupe of circus clowns
a compact (no, not the makeup/mirror thing, a VW Jetta)
chewing gum
Jimmy Hoffa's corpse (and the 55-gallon drum it's in)
makeup
keys
scraps of paper with useless notes on them
a hair brush
approximately $3,671.32 in random change
tissues - some with lipstick marks, some without
credit cards for every financial institution on the planet
a spare button
an espresso machine
more makeup


Go ahead, test it out sometime....but remember, it only works with women doing the putting-in and taking-out.