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Old 10-03-2003, 08:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sorry Marco,but I just couldn't resist.

Mate you are a great guy and I hope you see the fun in this as I am sure you will.
I didn't realise that you were a world beater..........

Errr umm so to speak.

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Marco Shatters Masturbation World Record!
October 4, 2003

It's official, Marco is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Marco achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Marco remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Marco is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Marco was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Marco said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
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Old 10-03-2003, 08:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That's story is Hilarious.
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Old 10-03-2003, 05:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ouch.

QUALITY not quantity, even in masturbation.
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Old 10-03-2003, 08:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Quote:
"masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
Marco, you sir, are an amateur!
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Old 10-03-2003, 09:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i knew you could do it marco...

atta boy.......nicely done.
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Old 10-04-2003, 03:25 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Congratulations Marco!
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Old 10-04-2003, 05:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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man...i couldnt even do it that many times in junior high when i would fake sick so i wouldnt have to go to school
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Old 10-04-2003, 05:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Lol !!
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Old 10-04-2003, 02:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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When someone can do it once every half hour for a whole day... Then Ill be impressed.

This is hilarious though! Why would a person even think of such a thing?
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Old 10-04-2003, 10:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Umm.. I could do more than that in 24 hours.. Shoot I've done 10 in an hour.
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