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RelaX · 10-01-2003, 02:01 PM

::sigh::

Pheatius · 10-01-2003, 02:05 PM

gotta love 'em....

Well..you really don't have to, but I highly recommend it.

Four Fingers · 10-01-2003, 02:27 PM

My dad bought me one last year. I think they're quite fun.

madsenj37 · 10-01-2003, 02:30 PM

Women ... Can't live with 'em, can't have hetero sex without 'em.

ForgottenKnight · 10-01-2003, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Four Fingers
My dad bought me one last year. I think they're quite fun.

LOL Funny.

As one said to me, "Women are like pills."
I responded, "I don't take pills. Well, yours I might..."

YourNeverThere · 10-01-2003, 03:37 PM

lol pills

bundy · 10-01-2003, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Four Fingers
My dad bought me one last year. I think they're quite fun.

LOL!

a WOMBAT does it best...it eats roots and shoots.

smarm · 10-01-2003, 05:39 PM

can't live with'em... pass the beer nuts, will ya Sammy?

queedo · 10-01-2003, 06:27 PM

I have the perfect woman in my life, she is mute 3 ft tall and has a flat head to rest my beer on when she gives me head.

madsenj37 · 10-01-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by queedo
I have the perfect woman in my life, she is mute 3 ft tall and has a flat head to rest my beer on when she gives me head.

You forgot how she has no teeth.

Elegant Holmes · 10-02-2003, 02:51 PM

You miss the obvious elegance of a life without women. A life without women is like a Half Life. A great game, if you play you will be without women. ....maybe I should be somewhere else.

liquid_dreams · 10-02-2003, 08:29 PM

::sigh::

hes got a point there a lot of works and stuff but i mean with out them it wouldn't be the titty bord we would have the penis bord WHO WOULD CLICK THAT LINK, personally i would just have to shoot my self

Junchbailey · 10-03-2003, 04:40 PM

Women
Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em

fckm · 10-03-2003, 04:52 PM

women, don't realize how much you need them till they up and leave on you

vermin · 10-03-2003, 10:06 PM

Women
It'd be nice if they'd shut the fuck up for two seconds.

Well, okay, maybe just my wife. And Martha Burke. And Brittney Spaniel Spears. And...

arcane · 10-04-2003, 05:10 AM

peter griffin from the family guy said it best
"Women are not people. They are devices created by the Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement"

Sapper · 10-04-2003, 05:55 AM

love their bodies !!

71classic · 10-04-2003, 06:25 AM

Find the right one an life becomes a whole new game where everyone can win?

Elegant Holmes · 10-04-2003, 05:19 PM

I'd rather find a wallet full of cash so I could buy one when I want one and be left alone to relax in peace.

Maybe I am just bitter?

txlovely · 10-13-2003, 10:23 AM

Belies elegance? You think? Assuming you have a woman, you probably relax in peace more than you may realize. Women should add elegance to your life, not make you bitter. Most, presuming you find the right one, will do that reasonably well, although there are quite a few who are simply crass and disgusting. I would imagine that should you be seeking elegance you will be overlooking these women in particular. Women of intelligence are women of value. Remember that, because in the long run, intelligence is what matters most.

Midlandmadman · 10-13-2003, 10:40 AM

I think they taste yummy!!!!!!!!!!!

Fly · 10-13-2003, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vermin
Women
It'd be nice if they'd shut the fuck up for two seconds.

Well, okay, maybe just my wife.

this is great.......

i'm not the only poor SOB to think this.

thanks vermin for the enlightenment.......

riptide4070 · 10-13-2003, 09:03 PM

if it smells like fish and tastes like chicken.....

better think twice befo you start stickin!!!

10-01-2003, 02:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
RelaX Follower of Ner'Zhul Location: Netherlands	women ::sigh:: __________________ The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. - Nathaniel Borenstein

10-01-2003, 02:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	My dad bought me one last year. I think they're quite fun. __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

10-01-2003, 02:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	Women ... Can't live with 'em, can't have hetero sex without 'em. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

10-01-2003, 03:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	lol pills __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

10-01-2003, 06:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	I have the perfect woman in my life, she is mute 3 ft tall and has a flat head to rest my beer on when she gives me head. __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

10-01-2003, 02:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	gotta love 'em.... Well..you really don't have to, but I highly recommend it.

10-01-2003, 05:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
smarm Insane	can't live with'em... pass the beer nuts, will ya Sammy?

10-02-2003, 02:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	You miss the obvious elegance of a life without women. A life without women is like a Half Life. A great game, if you play you will be without women. ....maybe I should be somewhere else.

10-02-2003, 08:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	::sigh:: hes got a point there a lot of works and stuff but i mean with out them it wouldn't be the titty bord we would have the penis bord WHO WOULD CLICK THAT LINK, personally i would just have to shoot my self

10-03-2003, 04:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Women Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

10-03-2003, 04:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
fckm Insane Location: Ithaca, New York	women, don't realize how much you need them till they up and leave on you __________________ And if you say to me tomorrow, oh what fun it all would be. Then what's to stop us, pretty baby. But What Is And What Should Never Be.

10-03-2003, 10:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Women It'd be nice if they'd shut the fuck up for two seconds. Well, okay, maybe just my wife. And Martha Burke. And Brittney Spaniel Spears. And... __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-04-2003, 05:10 AM	#16 (permalink)
arcane Insane Location: SLC, UT	peter griffin from the family guy said it best "Women are not people. They are devices created by the Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement" __________________ <Arcane> so if you banged 2000 chicks then at least one had a pen0r?

10-04-2003, 05:55 AM	#17 (permalink)
Sapper Insane Location: The Internet	love their bodies !! __________________ rm -f /bin/laden

10-04-2003, 06:25 AM	#18 (permalink)
71classic Upright	Find the right one an life becomes a whole new game where everyone can win? __________________ The only normal people are the ones you don't really know.

10-13-2003, 10:40 AM	#21 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I think they taste yummy!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

10-13-2003, 09:03 PM	#23 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	if it smells like fish and tastes like chicken..... better think twice befo you start stickin!!! __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

10-04-2003, 05:19 PM	#19 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	I know, this statement belies elegance. I'd rather find a wallet full of cash so I could buy one when I want one and be left alone to relax in peace. Maybe I am just bitter?

10-13-2003, 10:23 AM	#20 (permalink)
txlovely Insane Location: ...We have a problem.	Belies elegance? You think? Assuming you have a woman, you probably relax in peace more than you may realize. Women should add elegance to your life, not make you bitter. Most, presuming you find the right one, will do that reasonably well, although there are quite a few who are simply crass and disgusting. I would imagine that should you be seeking elegance you will be overlooking these women in particular. Women of intelligence are women of value. Remember that, because in the long run, intelligence is what matters most. __________________ Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.