women
 

::sigh::

gotta love 'em....

Well..you really don't have to, but I highly recommend it.

My dad bought me one last year. I think they're quite fun.

Women ... Can't live with 'em, can't have hetero sex without 'em.

LOL Funny.

As one said to me, "Women are like pills."
I responded, "I don't take pills. Well, yours I might..."

lol pills

LOL!

a WOMBAT does it best...it eats roots and shoots.

can't live with'em... pass the beer nuts, will ya Sammy?

I have the perfect woman in my life, she is mute 3 ft tall and has a flat head to rest my beer on when she gives me head.

You forgot how she has no teeth.;)

You miss the obvious elegance of a life without women. A life without women is like a Half Life. A great game, if you play you will be without women. ....maybe I should be somewhere else.

::sigh::

hes got a point there a lot of works and stuff but i mean with out them it wouldn't be the titty bord we would have the penis bord WHO WOULD CLICK THAT LINK, personally i would just have to shoot my self :(

Women
Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em

women, don't realize how much you need them till they up and leave on you

Women
It'd be nice if they'd shut the fuck up for two seconds.

Well, okay, maybe just my wife. And Martha Burke. And Brittney Spaniel Spears. And...

peter griffin from the family guy said it best
"Women are not people. They are devices created by the Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement"
:D

love their bodies !!

Find the right one an life becomes a whole new game where everyone can win?

I know, this statement belies elegance.
 

I'd rather find a wallet full of cash so I could buy one when I want one and be left alone to relax in peace.

Maybe I am just bitter?

Belies elegance? You think? Assuming you have a woman, you probably relax in peace more than you may realize. Women should add elegance to your life, not make you bitter. Most, presuming you find the right one, will do that reasonably well, although there are quite a few who are simply crass and disgusting. I would imagine that should you be seeking elegance you will be overlooking these women in particular. Women of intelligence are women of value. Remember that, because in the long run, intelligence is what matters most.

I think they taste yummy!!!!!!!!!!!

this is great.......

i'm not the only poor SOB to think this.

thanks vermin for the enlightenment.......

:thumbsup:

if it smells like fish and tastes like chicken.....

better think twice befo you start stickin!!!