WMD found!
 

they found a Whisky Making Distillary in scotland that is...

There is an island off the north west of Scotland called Islay and it produces a lot of whisky. One distillary decided to install webcams so as people who are interested in whisky can watch how it is made. One day recently they received an email asking why one of their webcams was not working. It turned out this email came from a US government department who are looking for WMD. They had been spying on them making whisky because apparently the process is similar to that of making WMD.

A spokeswoman of the US Department said that "it is only a small step to turn a Whisky Distillary into a chemical weapons factory".

"the times" suspected that the US Goverment is just thirsty...

How many times have I clicked on a "WMD found!" link, only to have my hopes cruelly dashed...

At least you made it up to me by talking about whiskey.

Me too.

Just a question: might it be that someone at that department was interested in the production of whiskey, and decided to help out the owners when (s)he saw that the webcam was offline?

Or does working at the pentagon's WMD department automatically mean that everything you do is WMD-related?

wow. go figure. someone having a topic of such importance needs a downright lie to interest people. sad.

i am sick of this. if you wish to use trickery go to Nonsesense.

Wow someone found a still in scotland? LOL

guess what make fun, if it was your family members that were killed 9/11 you would be pissed and want vengance. make jokes

I lost my best friend but I still got a chuckle out of this.

Sorry, the only WMDs involved in 9/11 are boxcutters and airplnes. Stop making the connection btween two seperate issues.

I wonder how long it takes for Bush to bomb that place. After all they could in a threat in the future. Mind you after going round a whisky distillary one time and sampling the stuff, I can honestly say that it is very dangeous, and I really wished I could have died the next day.