hahaha

Penguin, what do you think?

TerresqueÜ

Definitely the Cheat, I mean, "He looks like a cheese, or an anvil,...and those are two of the greatest things in nature--a cheese or anivl..."

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Munku

Turkeys. By far.

bundy

huh??
this is what came up when i googled for this strange animal, the Cheat...


yes, this is indeed a wonderful creature.

however, i have to say that the coolest animal around must surely be the RAT.

i mean, check this guy out... he´s even got human slaves to help him inject his heroin...


he´s saying, c´mon bitch, hit me with the hammer and make my day so dreamy...

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bobw

Duck-billed playtpus ?

blaze

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Come on, turtles that can walk on 2 legs equals cool.

But... if were talking about real animals...

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Mel

A wolf

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Stiltzkin

None of these animals can even step when it comes to Dolphins. Dolphins can take on any shark any day. They rule. Plus they're the cutest sea mammals.

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laxative

wolverine! Watch "Red Dawn." It sucks.
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that one's dead.

Four Fingers

Annelid worms.

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phred'sgay

teddy bears!

Vyxen

Puffins!

Penguins are a definite close second, though. =)

Fly

nothin' like a Canadian beaver

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Loki

the peregrine falcon, without a doubt - (i'd say being able to fly at 320 kph is pretty bloody cool)

Sapper

My fav. is the pygmy goat.

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Loup

Monkeys who ride dogs are the coolest

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Macheath

Hang on, I know that monkey, he's a damn narc.

Snoogans

The Badger is the worlds coolest animal..




It eats everything, scares everyone and it would like nothing more than kicking your ass at least three times a day.

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Hail Animal Lovers!

Hyenas?
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Maybe not, but you will not find a monkey riding one.

At least not like the monkey that's riding me right now.
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twotimesadingo

I've got it on good authority that God loves Dingos best...

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Shpoop

any questions?

Macheath

No, no, show's over. Everybody go home. Giant Hamburger has won...again.

Minx

Shpoop - that just made me laugh my ass off and smile big-time!

BUT, having said that....we all know the cutest animals of all time are....



AND...my favorite animals of all time are.....

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pocon1

I love me a beaver. check out the tail on that thing. It sure could take on my stump.

Batman976

AHHH! They're dogs..... AND THEY'RE PLAYING POKER!!!

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m0rpheus

I totally agree man, gotta love the formally dressed bird

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preluder

squirrels have got to be the coolest animal, they've got huge fluffy tails! and they like nuts.

splck

Humpback whales are cool...and big.

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Beltruckus

Cheetahs. They are fast.

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bundy

i have to agree.
scratch my junkie rat idea... i´m jumping on splckys whale sized bandwagon.

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bernadette

hello gibbon

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bernadette

but then well... the whales are pretty cool and thah deeng-goh a'ite mah bay-bay.

love them all

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bundy

oh god would someone just shoot Merryl Streep for that horrid Aussie accent.

i think that accent of hers was just truly terrible.

and it just made that quote (and thus the lindy chamberlain reference) a joke. i bet lindy isn´t laughing.

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bernadette

oh man bundy. i was totally thinking of elaine from seinfeld. she said "the dingo ate my baby" the funniest way ever!

<small>i'm too stupid to know where the phrase originated from : (</small>

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bundy

bernadette, it came from the Lindy Chamberlain mystery/story...

Lindy and her young family were camping out at Uluru (Ayres Rock), and in the middle of the night, her baby Azaria disappeared. and its corpse was never found.

Lindy had left her children in a tent alone for a little while, and when she returned, she saw a dingo taking something out of her tent... the record says that she called out, ¨a dingo took my baby!¨.

she claimed that a dingo took the baby.
since this is a fairly wild story, by any stretch of the imagination (dingos are dangerous, especially to children, but actually taking a baby is hard to believe), the blame was squarely placed on her.

she was unfairly condemned by the Aussie media... and she and her family were harassed by this media for years.

some reporters even made connections between the fact that they were Seventh Day Adventist and that the name Azaria meant, ´sacrifice in the desert´... sick, i know.

sicker yet is that someone recently bought the ripped and bloodied little jumpsuit that Azaria was wearing.

Lindy never showed too much emotion, and that was probably another reason as to her condemnation by the media.

Lindys husband Michael was also guilty in the eyes of the media (they used images of him smoking in quit smoking ads).

they were initially found not guilty in a coronial inquest, but a year later, Lindy was charged with the murder of her daughter, and Michael was charged with accessory.

they were both found guilty, and i think Lindy served 6 years in prison, i´m not sure. but after that time, they were eventually pardoned.

the way the media reacted was truly criminal. and the police handling of the case was laughable... they had to pay millions in compensation to the chamberlains at the end of it all.

wow, sorry that turned into a bit of a rant...

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iktoweya

the sloth is by far the coolerest animal

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Macheath

bundy's right; I've never forgiven Meryl Streep for that. In almost every big hollywood movie since then and that episode of the Simpsons we have been subjected to that weird *noise* that is supposedly our accent.

bernadette

thanks for the story, bundy.

man, that's horrible.

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sailor

Koalas. They get stoned on eucalyptus and sit in trees all day.

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K-Wise

There are many animals I love....this is true

Sloths like baths







Echidnas are always cool





Nothin e'll make ya chuckle like an Orangutan



They some bad mofo's too




You can't be messin wit no Marmoset either


WTF you say?!





But the coolest animal my friends....Is none other than The Raccoon



Yes there are plenty of cool animals out there...but lets face it....You'll never see a dolphin doin this



Asta!!

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