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MacGnG · 07-14-2003, 11:50 PM

The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong

heard about it on Conan, had to check it out and share

$11.99
http://www.cafeshops.com/landover.3682427

Quote:

These thongs are made for strutting! Perfect for any type of low rise pants, these panties are made to fit low. Combed cotton baby rib with an exclusive high end woven trim makes these panties look and feel like no other.

*100% combed cotton baby rib
*Double-needle hemmed trim
*Super soft high end woven elastic trim

Macheath · 07-15-2003, 12:41 AM

I'm waiting for the 'what would Jesus do' <a href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html">merkin</a>.

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 01:16 AM

Check out Fremen's avatar then...

Close enough!

MrFlux · 07-15-2003, 01:17 AM

Jesus would hit it.

Conclamo Ludus · 07-15-2003, 10:17 AM

Is there a WWJD Marble Sack?

Spinach_Indeed · 07-15-2003, 01:40 PM

Bob: I really want to kick that cat over there. Hmmm, WWJD?
Jesus: I'd just kick the cat at then forgive myself. I'm Jesus for Fucks sake

Stiltzkin · 07-15-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Spinach_Indeed
Bob: I really want to kick that cat over there. Hmmm, WWJD?
Jesus: I'd just kick the cat at then forgive myself. I'm Jesus for Fucks sake

ROTFFLMFAO!

Sticky · 07-15-2003, 02:02 PM

I don't know what Jesus would do, but I know what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Sao Kow's and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold.

MacGnG · 07-15-2003, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spinach_Indeed
Bob: I really want to kick that cat over there. Hmmm, WWJD?
Jesus: I'd just kick the cat at then forgive myself. I'm Jesus for Fucks sake

HAHA

rogue49 · 09-29-2003, 03:21 PM

You have to find your faith where you can.

He would understand.

theguyondacouch · 09-29-2003, 03:36 PM

Wow bones, I have the most fucked up image in my head right now.

Eviltree · 09-29-2003, 03:42 PM

saw it before at www.landoverbaptist.org it is hillarious

bundy · 09-29-2003, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rogue49
You have to find your faith where you can.

He would understand.

LOL
that made gave me my daily belly laugh.
thanks

what a great piece of clothing...

Fly · 09-30-2003, 03:40 AM

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Originally posted by MrFlux
Jesus would hit it.

just to hear her yell......oh god,oh god......oooohhhhhh....gooooood

Macheath · 09-30-2003, 06:35 AM

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Originally posted by flyman
just to hear her yell......oh god,oh god......oooohhhhhh....gooooood

And then Jesus would stop thrusting and say, "you see, when you say that you're not just referring to my father, you're also referring to me...*lengthy explanation of the concept of the trinity ensues*"...

...hey there was nothing in the Bible that said he was any good in bed.

Troublebot · 09-30-2003, 06:42 AM

Does anyone else think they would have a difficult time maintaining an erection in the presence of our lord, Jesus Christ?

Macheath · 09-30-2003, 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by Troublebot
Does anyone else think they would have a difficult time maintaining an erection in the presence of our lord, Jesus Christ?

I think if you got an erection he'd be like "I smite thee down homosexual...heh, just kidding dude, you're cool with me - hey do ya want to see me turn that hatemonger Falwell into a pile of ash?"

Midlandmadman · 09-30-2003, 08:10 AM

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Originally posted by flyman
just to hear her yell......oh god,oh god......oooohhhhhh....gooooood

Oh I am sure Jesus wouldn't like that a bit. If I was banging some broad and she yelled out my dads name.......... eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

pocon1 · 09-30-2003, 08:29 AM

I guess this means that Jesus is fucking cool. Plus this brings new meaning to communion (this is my body, take this in remembrance of me). but don't pass the cup around, (this is my blood, drink this in remembrance of me), I'm not ready for that blood. But it does cover the well of life, where every man can achieve immortality through his seed.

rogue49 · 09-30-2003, 09:04 AM

Well, it could be worse
You could be using a Jesus shaped dildo.
http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html

People are just strange.

twotimesadingo · 09-30-2003, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rogue49
Well, it could be worse
You could be using a Jesus shaped dildo.
http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html

strange indeed

07-15-2003, 01:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Check out Fremen's avatar then... Close enough! __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 01:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	Jesus would hit it. __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

07-15-2003, 10:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Is there a WWJD Marble Sack? __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-15-2003, 01:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Bob: I really want to kick that cat over there. Hmmm, WWJD? Jesus: I'd just kick the cat at then forgive myself. I'm Jesus for Fucks sake __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

09-29-2003, 03:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Wow bones, I have the most fucked up image in my head right now. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

07-15-2003, 12:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	I'm waiting for the 'what would Jesus do' <a href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html">merkin</a>.

07-15-2003, 02:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sticky	I don't know what Jesus would do, but I know what Brian Boitano would do. When Brian Boitano was in the olympics Skating for the gold He did two Sao Kow's and a triple lutz While wearing a blind fold. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

09-29-2003, 03:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	You have to find your faith where you can. He would understand.

09-29-2003, 03:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	saw it before at www.landoverbaptist.org it is hillarious

09-30-2003, 06:42 AM	#16 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Does anyone else think they would have a difficult time maintaining an erection in the presence of our lord, Jesus Christ? __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-30-2003, 08:29 AM	#19 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	I guess this means that Jesus is fucking cool. Plus this brings new meaning to communion (this is my body, take this in remembrance of me). but don't pass the cup around, (this is my blood, drink this in remembrance of me), I'm not ready for that blood. But it does cover the well of life, where every man can achieve immortality through his seed.

09-30-2003, 09:04 AM	#20 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Well, it could be worse You could be using a Jesus shaped dildo. http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html People are just strange.