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JESUS the Monster Truck
Formerly the Stryper Tour Van

2003 Tour "America Kicks Ass"

In Competition for the
International Semi-Regional State Divisional County Sectional City Wide Title

Come see the
CAR CRUSHING HIGH HOPPING
FREE-STYLING SOUL-SAVING
Action!!

Watch as JESUS crushes and destroys all of his enemies
then finshes them off with the STIGMATA BLASTER©*
All in the name of GOD!!!


* Stigmata Blood may irritate skin and cause minor rashing

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

sadistikdreams

holy shit. i want that hearse.

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

QuasiMojo

there's a fine line between mockery and Mockery.

This just reminded me of a Ministry tune- "Jesus built my hotrod"

C.I.O

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AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

Batman976

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

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The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.

liquid_dreams

take the other cars to hell and perhaps to heaven just let me have the limo and them hotties in it and you got your selfs a happy dreams

Sapper

Lol !!

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YourNeverThere

what the hell is going on.

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The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

pancakerabbit

mmmm, limo full of bikini chicks

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
- Jack Handey

Stare At The Sun

That look photochopped to anyone else?

rockogre

Go Jebus!

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

CyN1caL

One of the janitors at my schooled was name "Jesus" only you said his name as A-Zeus. Even though he didn't know English very well, he was a cool guy

Midnight_Son

yup, and not best quality work either.

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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.