I present to you...BEARDS?
 

Hail Bearded Citizens,

I present to you .. The World Beard Championships! :D

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

Hail Bearded Citizens? Are you trying to be like Giant Hamburger now? Pffft!

Im GiantMunkuBurger. Infidel. Don't you have a horde to attend to?

Oh shit! GMB, I didn't recognize you!

omg munky, this is hilarious.

what the fuck is going on here??

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.c...alier%20lg.JPG

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.c...z%20c%20lg.JPG

classics.
i´ll never shave again.

Umm Dunno. The first guy has got the three tier deal goin there.

That three tiered dude is a MASTER!

33rd degree hirstute MoFo in a land of the smooth operator, he stands out...directing traffic with the 6 points of his 'stache!!!!

I cant believe these guys werent in the championships


http://ethnikoi.org/zztop3.jpg


or at the very least, they deserve an Honorable Mention

I bet those guys get ALL the chicks

I feel so inadequate!

I wonder how much gel or something it would take to get it to stay like that.

What about Blackbeard? Redbeard? Bluebeard?.....

I'm changing my Bioligical name to Greenbeard, methinks.

Some of the craziest beards I've ever seen.

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Which mustache should I get?

this is the one that im a fan of:
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.c...20hat%20lg.JPG

i bet that takes some time

total lameocity.... i present to you, Salvador Dali.

http://www.minga.com/pictures/crazy-...i-Mustache.jpg

Dali doesn't have a beard in the picture. You cheater.

I wanna start a beard club.

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.c...2020613072.jpg

How come I'm thinkin all of these beard guys are single? Huh? You dont think so? Did you see that many are part of Beard Clubs? What would you talk about at a Beard Club meeting?

You would talk about what the best beard cremes are and touch each others beards while talking about how soft and luxurious they are. Then perhaps every once in a while you'd go door to door to preach the gospel of Beardedness.

I find those beards totally intimidating - going to shave immediately