This thread really will kill you... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

YzermanS19 · 09-25-2003, 06:14 PM

Doh, you're fucked.

7 days pal.....

slimshaydee · 09-25-2003, 06:24 PM

my phone just rang :O
Damn you!

Is the person supposed to be my mum though, asking what time i was coming over for dinner?

Stare At The Sun · 09-25-2003, 06:38 PM

FUCK.

*dies*

Fly · 09-25-2003, 07:25 PM

stevie Y....my fuckin' phone rings off the hook right around dinner time.

i answer with a non polite..."Grand Central".......

i sure hope this thread puts me outta my misery man......

bundy · 09-25-2003, 10:07 PM

you realise that to call me its going to be an international call.
big cost there.

YzermanS19 · 09-26-2003, 08:19 AM

bundy. Don't worry, we've got representatives in each country, so our costs are down too. Also, we speak your language, if need be.

Redlemon · 09-26-2003, 08:21 AM

I waited to open this thread until I saw that there were responses. I didn't realize that death would be delayed. Damn!

jimk · 09-26-2003, 08:39 AM

there's an exchange from the movie KINGPIN that i think applies to me.......woody harrelson's character is getting in his car & a drunk guy says hi or something & woody asks, "how's life?"

the guy says, "takin' forever."

the uncertainty is finally over...........

CyN1caL · 09-26-2003, 10:38 AM

Oh man

TerresqueÜ · 09-26-2003, 12:35 PM

/me is ringed.

I never saw that movie.

/me lives.

YzermanS19 · 09-26-2003, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
robert palmer read this thread yesterday

Very True.

YzermanS19 · 09-26-2003, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
I waited to open this thread until I saw that there were responses. I didn't realize that death would be delayed. Damn!

Proof right there Bones.

The poor guy couldn't resist the lure and charm of THE RING. Mr. Palmer couldn't handle it either. Poor guy.

YzermanS19 · 09-26-2003, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
the pope just read it.

7 days? We need to start a running bet on the poor bastard. I think 7 days is giving him too much credit, honestly.

uncle phil · 09-26-2003, 01:19 PM

did ronnie rayguns read it?

YzermanS19 · 09-26-2003, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
did ronnie rayguns read it?

If he is dead, then yes.

bernadette · 09-26-2003, 01:45 PM

please, kindly toss my ashes into the middle of the pacific. thank you.

Esoteric · 09-26-2003, 06:31 PM

FUCK! Better make the next 7 days worth it.

Fly · 09-26-2003, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
please, kindly toss my ashes into the middle of the pacific. thank you.

right on...i am sooooo with you there.

Batman976 · 09-27-2003, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
bernadette im going to put your ashes in the juicemaster 2000 along with 3 carrots and a peach and drink you

I wouldn't recommend that. Haven't you seen that episode of South Park where Cartman drinks Kenny's ashes with hilarious consequences?

YzermanS19 · 09-27-2003, 07:52 AM

Doesn't everything on South Park end with hilarious consequences?

/me thinks of "Lemmiwinks"

I think I'm immune to my own thread, but in case not, I'm going out and getting absolutely rip-roaring drunk tonight, and laid too. yay for me. I can fit alot of living in 7 days.

numist_net · 09-27-2003, 11:19 AM

why the hell did I open it if I saw that it said that this thread would kill me?

damnit!!!!

YzermanS19 · 09-27-2003, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by numist_net
why the hell did I open it if I saw that it said that this thread would kill me?

damnit!!!!

Its like that fucking tape that when you watch it, you have 7 days to live.

Just copy the thread, like the tape, you'll be alright.

NOT! I'm a liar. If you copy the thread, you have only 3 days to live.

David2000 · 09-27-2003, 11:55 AM

Maybe I missed the ring, but I don't get this at all

Hard8s · 09-27-2003, 12:51 PM

WTF is the ring all aboot?

Redlemon · 10-03-2003, 12:52 PM

Hmm, it is seven days later. Am I still alive, or do I just think I'm posting on TFP?

Four Fingers · 10-03-2003, 01:10 PM

This is probably the time in which this thread leaves The Ring plotline, and switches to Final Destination.
You can run, but you can't hide.

Redlemon · 10-03-2003, 01:20 PM

D'oh (again)!

bermuDa · 10-03-2003, 01:46 PM

i didn't see the movie, so I'm immune

liquid_dreams · 10-03-2003, 03:43 PM

ok i got 6 day 23:50hours so i better go get a bunch of chicks all around me at all times and then make a big discovery or breakthu and shit and then i'm going to die so burry me sum where where kids well walk on it when playing sports(shallow grave pls) so when they run around eventually i'm going to appear and scare the FUCK out of them

Fantasma · 10-03-2003, 03:53 PM

I just emailed this page to my wife. I'm going to be rich!!!

Wait..... I'm going to die too, FUCK!!

CSflim · 10-03-2003, 04:25 PM

I kept my eyes shut...does that help?

YzermanS19 · 10-04-2003, 02:13 PM

CSFilm, no, because we know where you live.

I'm really surpised your all not dropping like flies right now.

AnUnkind · 10-04-2003, 08:14 PM

My week is now ruined. Thanks...

YzermanS19 · 10-05-2003, 10:10 AM

Ruined? Explain to me how.

Atleast I give you a definate time and date for your death, you can pack a lot of living in your 7 days. That is, unless you get hit by a car or something.....then I cant control that. Fluke accident is what that is.

tekaweni · 10-06-2003, 11:06 AM

Well I had a good week, got such a shock when I found I had only 7 days that I went and partied like never before. Now I have a dilemma. Seeing as I'm so hungover that I feel like death already, how will I know when I actually die?

YzermanS19 · 10-06-2003, 11:54 AM

You'd know because your heart would stop. Keep checking it.

09-25-2003, 06:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	This thread really will kill you... Doh, you're fucked. 7 days pal..... __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

09-25-2003, 07:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	stevie Y....my fuckin' phone rings off the hook right around dinner time. i answer with a non polite..."Grand Central"....... i sure hope this thread puts me outta my misery man...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-25-2003, 10:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	you realise that to call me its going to be an international call. big cost there. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-26-2003, 08:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	bundy. Don't worry, we've got representatives in each country, so our costs are down too. Also, we speak your language, if need be. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

09-26-2003, 08:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I waited to open this thread until I saw that there were responses. I didn't realize that death would be delayed. Damn! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

09-25-2003, 06:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	my phone just rang :O Damn you! Is the person supposed to be my mum though, asking what time i was coming over for dinner?

09-25-2003, 06:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	FUCK. dies

09-26-2003, 08:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	there's an exchange from the movie KINGPIN that i think applies to me.......woody harrelson's character is getting in his car & a drunk guy says hi or something & woody asks, "how's life?" the guy says, "takin' forever." the uncertainty is finally over........... __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-26-2003, 12:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	/me is ringed. I never saw that movie. /me lives. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

09-26-2003, 01:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	did ronnie rayguns read it? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-26-2003, 01:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	please, kindly toss my ashes into the middle of the pacific. thank you. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-26-2003, 06:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	FUCK! Better make the next 7 days worth it. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

09-27-2003, 07:52 AM	#20 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Doesn't everything on South Park end with hilarious consequences? /me thinks of "Lemmiwinks" I think I'm immune to my own thread, but in case not, I'm going out and getting absolutely rip-roaring drunk tonight, and laid too. yay for me. I can fit alot of living in 7 days. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

09-27-2003, 11:19 AM	#21 (permalink)
numist_net Banned Location: UCSD	why the hell did I open it if I saw that it said that this thread would kill me? damnit!!!!

09-27-2003, 11:55 AM	#23 (permalink)
David2000 Tilted Location: New Haven, CT	Maybe I missed the ring, but I don't get this at all __________________ However livin' better now, Gucci sweater now..

09-26-2003, 10:38 AM	#9 (permalink)
CyN1caL Crazy	Oh man

09-27-2003, 12:51 PM	#24 (permalink)
Hard8s Addict Location: Wherever I am!	WTF is the ring all aboot? __________________ If ignorance is bliss, then wipe this smile off my face!

10-03-2003, 12:52 PM	#25 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Hmm, it is seven days later. Am I still alive, or do I just think I'm posting on TFP? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-03-2003, 01:10 PM	#26 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	This is probably the time in which this thread leaves The Ring plotline, and switches to Final Destination. You can run, but you can't hide. __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

10-03-2003, 01:20 PM	#27 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	D'oh (again)! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-03-2003, 01:46 PM	#28 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	i didn't see the movie, so I'm immune __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

10-03-2003, 03:43 PM	#29 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	ok i got 6 day 23:50hours so i better go get a bunch of chicks all around me at all times and then make a big discovery or breakthu and shit and then i'm going to die so burry me sum where where kids well walk on it when playing sports(shallow grave pls) so when they run around eventually i'm going to appear and scare the FUCK out of them

10-03-2003, 03:53 PM	#30 (permalink)
Fantasma Psycho Location: Ciudad De La Furia	I just emailed this page to my wife. I'm going to be rich!!! Wait..... I'm going to die too, FUCK!! __________________ Siempre es Hoy

10-03-2003, 04:25 PM	#31 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	I kept my eyes shut...does that help? __________________

10-04-2003, 02:13 PM	#32 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	CSFilm, no, because we know where you live. I'm really surpised your all not dropping like flies right now. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

10-04-2003, 08:14 PM	#33 (permalink)
AnUnkind Crazy Location: INCONUS	My week is now ruined. Thanks... __________________ yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

10-05-2003, 10:10 AM	#34 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Ruined? Explain to me how. Atleast I give you a definate time and date for your death, you can pack a lot of living in your 7 days. That is, unless you get hit by a car or something.....then I cant control that. Fluke accident is what that is. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

10-06-2003, 11:06 AM	#35 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Well I had a good week, got such a shock when I found I had only 7 days that I went and partied like never before. Now I have a dilemma. Seeing as I'm so hungover that I feel like death already, how will I know when I actually die? __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-06-2003, 11:54 AM	#36 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	You'd know because your heart would stop. Keep checking it. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly