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torgone · 11-17-2003, 10:39 AM

Q: How do you get a stamp to stick to an envelope?

A: Because I said so.

Batman976 · 11-17-2003, 10:54 AM

Q: Why is the sky blue?

A: Green, yellow, a duck, and cottage cheese

Munku · 11-17-2003, 11:05 AM

Q. What color is your car? And what's gonna be at the orgy at Bones' house?

A. Splick.

tokaok · 11-17-2003, 07:43 PM

Q. Can you spell that again?

A. Not guilty.

krwlz · 11-17-2003, 08:36 PM

Q:What did OJ plead!?

A:I jumped into my ceiling fan.

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 10:13 AM

Q: What the hell happened to your hair?

A: He said it wouldn't hurt.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-20-2007, 11:52 AM

Q: Why in the world would you agree to do that?

A: It sounded like fun.

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 12:23 PM

Q: If the word was "bun", what would you say it sounded like?

A: Tomatoes, but never, ever again.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-20-2007, 01:13 PM

Q: What did you grow in your garden this year?

A: The produce section at SuperTarget.

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 01:40 PM

Q: Where did you find your girlfriend?

A: One behind me, one in front of me, and two just waiting around...

uncle phil · 01-20-2007, 04:58 PM

Q: what is a circle jerk?

A: alaman left with your partner...

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 05:00 PM

Q: Knock knock (who's there?) Alaman (Alaman who?)...

A: Three times clockwise, but only twice anti-clockwise.

H12 · 01-20-2007, 05:55 PM

Q: What kind of spin-cycle happens to a watch if it's in the dryer?

A: You're getting way too personal, but you can stay a little longer.

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 06:18 PM

Q: I'd love to stay and... check out your underwear drawer. May I?

A: Well it contains potatoes of course, beef slices, chocolate, sardines, watermelon and cucumbers, all mixed together.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-20-2007, 08:47 PM

Q: Name a well-balanced meal you can make in a blender.

A: The air-speed velocity of a fully-laden swallow.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 05:55 AM

Q: What kind of speed would you say that your ejaculate typically has?

A: Not really, but I wouldn't go in there for a few minutes...

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 08:07 AM

Q: Do you think they're all right?

A: It combusts spontaneously.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 08:10 AM

Q: Why won't you go down on me?

A: It's a little chilly, my lips are practically blue!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 09:42 AM

(Understanding fails me again)

Q: Where did you get that weird lipstick?

A: I need to go out and get some fresh air.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 09:50 AM

Q: Where are you going?

A: Off to see the wizard!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 09:56 AM

Q: What's with all the skipping and singing?

A: My shoes don't fit right.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 09:58 AM

Q: Why are you in my stilettos?

A: Short.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 10:15 AM

Q: The basis of profit is shipping ______.

A: Satisfying your customers.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 10:38 AM

Q: As a stripper, you make your living by almost, but not quite, ________________.

A: Removing your clothing.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 11:58 AM

Q: What's the most efficient way to get naked?

A: Not putting them on in the first place.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 12:09 PM

Q: I'm having trouble getting those boxes down, you know, the ones I put up on that high cupboard. Any suggestions?

A: Stilletos might help.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 12:28 PM

Q: If you're wanting to make your ass look better ______

A: City-planning failed.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 12:43 PM

Q: San Francisco - is there any explanation for it?

A: Doughnuts with jam in them. Yummy!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 02:08 PM

Q: How can we make these more fattening?

A: LARD!

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 02:29 PM

Q: The Los Angeles Rimming Department - sounds familiar... I'm sure there's an acronym to go with it somewhere.

A: Tofu balls.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 10:14 PM

Q: What is the most challenging geometric shape you can make out of bean-curd?

A: The last line of "The Australian Philosopher's Song", by Monty Python.

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 05:14 AM

Q: From where do you obtain your principles of life?

A: An unflushed toilet bowl.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 08:27 PM

Q: Where would the Tidy-Bowl man feel most uncomfortable?

A: In the belly of the beast.

Sharon · 01-24-2007, 05:10 AM

The detective asked the Q: So Mr Jonah, where were you at the time?

A: In my bedroom, reading "The Little Prince".

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-24-2007, 04:03 PM

Q: What have you done with my son? Where is he?

A: Indiana.

hagatha · 02-06-2007, 05:33 PM

Q: My son is where again?

A:Christmas Tree

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-06-2007, 05:58 PM

Q: Name the silliest marriage of belief-systems you can.

A: The David of Sioux Falls.

Sharon · 02-06-2007, 06:07 PM

Q: Hold on a minute... I thought you mean David as in the sculpture. Which David did you mean?

A: David Hasselhoff, who else?!

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-06-2007, 07:50 PM

Q: Name a god unto himself.

A: allah ahkbar

Sticky · 02-15-2007, 11:29 AM

Q: What is Admiral Ackbar's wife's name

A: two unpeeled oranges on tinfoil

11-17-2003, 10:39 AM	#201 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	Q: How do you get a stamp to stick to an envelope? A: Because I said so. __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

01-20-2007, 11:52 AM	#207 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Why in the world would you agree to do that? A: It sounded like fun. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-20-2007, 01:13 PM	#209 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: What did you grow in your garden this year? A: The produce section at SuperTarget. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-20-2007, 04:58 PM	#211 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Q: what is a circle jerk? A: alaman left with your partner... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-20-2007, 05:55 PM	#213 (permalink)
H12 I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning! Location: K-Town, TN	Q: What kind of spin-cycle happens to a watch if it's in the dryer? A: You're getting way too personal, but you can stay a little longer. __________________ "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle

11-17-2003, 10:54 AM	#202 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Q: Why is the sky blue? A: Green, yellow, a duck, and cottage cheese

11-17-2003, 11:05 AM	#203 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Q. What color is your car? And what's gonna be at the orgy at Bones' house? A. Splick.

11-17-2003, 07:43 PM	#204 (permalink)
tokaok Crazy Location: Canada	Q. Can you spell that again? A. Not guilty.

11-17-2003, 08:36 PM	#205 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Q:What did OJ plead!? A:I jumped into my ceiling fan.

01-20-2007, 10:13 AM	#206 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: What the hell happened to your hair? A: He said it wouldn't hurt.

01-20-2007, 12:23 PM	#208 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: If the word was "bun", what would you say it sounded like? A: Tomatoes, but never, ever again.

01-20-2007, 01:40 PM	#210 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Where did you find your girlfriend? A: One behind me, one in front of me, and two just waiting around...

01-20-2007, 05:00 PM	#212 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Knock knock (who's there?) Alaman (Alaman who?)... A: Three times clockwise, but only twice anti-clockwise.

01-20-2007, 06:18 PM	#214 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: I'd love to stay and... check out your underwear drawer. May I? A: Well it contains potatoes of course, beef slices, chocolate, sardines, watermelon and cucumbers, all mixed together.

01-20-2007, 08:47 PM	#215 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Name a well-balanced meal you can make in a blender. A: The air-speed velocity of a fully-laden swallow. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 05:55 AM	#216 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: What kind of speed would you say that your ejaculate typically has? A: Not really, but I wouldn't go in there for a few minutes...

01-21-2007, 08:07 AM	#217 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Do you think they're all right? A: It combusts spontaneously. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 08:10 AM	#218 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Why won't you go down on me? A: It's a little chilly, my lips are practically blue! Last edited by Sharon; 01-21-2007 at 09:49 AM..

01-21-2007, 09:42 AM	#219 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(Understanding fails me again) Q: Where did you get that weird lipstick? A: I need to go out and get some fresh air. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 09:50 AM	#220 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Where are you going? A: Off to see the wizard!

01-21-2007, 09:56 AM	#221 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: What's with all the skipping and singing? A: My shoes don't fit right. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 09:58 AM	#222 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Why are you in my stilettos? A: Short.

01-21-2007, 10:15 AM	#223 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: The basis of profit is shipping ______. A: Satisfying your customers. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 10:38 AM	#224 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: As a stripper, you make your living by almost, but not quite, ________________. A: Removing your clothing.

01-21-2007, 11:58 AM	#225 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: What's the most efficient way to get naked? A: Not putting them on in the first place. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 12:09 PM	#226 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: I'm having trouble getting those boxes down, you know, the ones I put up on that high cupboard. Any suggestions? A: Stilletos might help.

01-21-2007, 12:28 PM	#227 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: If you're wanting to make your ass look better ______ A: City-planning failed. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 12:43 PM	#228 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: San Francisco - is there any explanation for it? A: Doughnuts with jam in them. Yummy!

01-21-2007, 02:08 PM	#229 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: How can we make these more fattening? A: LARD! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 02:29 PM	#230 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: The Los Angeles Rimming Department - sounds familiar... I'm sure there's an acronym to go with it somewhere. A: Tofu balls.

01-21-2007, 10:14 PM	#231 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: What is the most challenging geometric shape you can make out of bean-curd? A: The last line of "The Australian Philosopher's Song", by Monty Python. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-22-2007, 05:14 AM	#232 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: From where do you obtain your principles of life? A: An unflushed toilet bowl.

01-23-2007, 08:27 PM	#233 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Where would the Tidy-Bowl man feel most uncomfortable? A: In the belly of the beast. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-24-2007, 05:10 AM	#234 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	The detective asked the Q: So Mr Jonah, where were you at the time? A: In my bedroom, reading "The Little Prince".

01-24-2007, 04:03 PM	#235 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: What have you done with my son? Where is he? A: Indiana. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT