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Bob Biter 04-19-2003 10:22 PM

Please do not feed the monkey, just sit still as it quietly judges you.

Albert 04-20-2003 12:20 AM

Brief and powerless is Man's life; on him and all his race the slow, sure doom falls pitiless and dark. Blind to good and evil, reckless of destruction, omnipotent matter rolls on its relentless way; for man, condemned today to lose his dearest, tomorrow himself to pass through the gate of darkness, it remains only to cherish, ere yet the blow falls, the lofty thoughts that ennoble his little day; disdaining the coward terrors of the slave of Fate, to worship at the shrine of chance, to preserve a mind free from the wanton tyranny that rules his outward life; proudly defiant of the irresistible forces that tolerate, for a moment, his knowledge and his condemnation, to sustain alone, a weary but unyielding Atlas, the world that his own ideals have fashioned despite the trampling march of unconscious power.

snowy 04-20-2003 02:10 AM

No matter what, I'm always cute.

Ashton 04-20-2003 02:47 AM

I'm a Vodka Drinking Pornhound!

John Henry 04-20-2003 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bob Biter
Please do not feed the monkey, just sit still as it quietly judges you.
That's good.

Supradog 04-20-2003 03:07 AM

A Banana-Moose hybrid.

Loup 04-20-2003 04:04 AM

Here.

apetaster 04-20-2003 04:04 AM

My goal in life is to destroy all who sport 'No Fear' logos on their cars.

zizdog69 04-20-2003 04:35 AM

Always waiting, thats me!

Grey Death 04-20-2003 05:40 AM

A living bundle of contradictions.

Hey, live well and regret nothing -- but try not to hurt anyone along the way.

Ciall 04-20-2003 06:43 AM

Sometimes happy, sometimes angry - always an asshole.

ICER 04-20-2003 06:47 AM

One sentence!? hell son, I can do it in one word,..

Perfection

paddyjoe 04-20-2003 07:26 AM

just so damn gassy.....uuuurrrrppp

NoCure 04-20-2003 07:29 AM

Content with life

laughter 04-20-2003 07:29 AM

Where are my pants?

Minus000 04-20-2003 08:13 AM

I can't describe myslef in one sentence.

Quadraton 04-20-2003 08:28 AM

I'm hungry.

(No really. I am.)

Strawberry69666 04-20-2003 09:42 PM

Fearful quiet shy little mouse that likes to eat strawberries.

Fly 04-20-2003 09:49 PM

tired gonna go to bed.....

later all

jets 04-20-2003 10:01 PM

Secretive and soon to be the guy you'll be jealous of.

Atropos4 04-20-2003 10:01 PM

I'm a tall thin dark haired woman who is happily married to alpha phi

*edit* and I love the conversations I have with him.

WhoaitsZ 04-21-2003 05:30 PM

i'm an easy going, fun wheelchaired, long haired, piercing loving, womanizing freak.

gjbourke 04-21-2003 06:18 PM

Let the beautiful people describe themselves....

Supermodel Wisdom

They're beautiful. They're photogenic. They're also often a few feathers short of a duck. Here are some memorable quotes from some of our favorite supermodels. Remember, it's not what you say, it's what you say.

ON THINKING: "When I model, I pretty much blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work." (Paulina Porizkova)

ON COURAGE: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind." (Cindy Crawford)

ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage." (Carole Mallory)

ON POVERTY: "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." (Beverly Johnson)

ON ROLE MODELS: "If you eat right and you exercise and you get breast implants, you can look like us." (Gena Lee Nolan)

ON FATE: "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that." (Christie Brinkley)

ON ARRIVING: "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take." (Kathy Ireland, star of Alien from L.A. and Danger Island)

ON CAREER CHOICES: "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian." (Paulina Porizkova)

ON PRIORITIES: "I would rather exercise than read a newspaper." (Kim Alexis)

ON GEOPOLITICS: "Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament." (Jerry Hall)

I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face. Claudia Schiffer

ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER: "I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face." (Claudia Schiffer)

ON INNER STRENGTH: "I love the confidence that makeup gives me." (Tyra Banks)

ON TRAVEL: "I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care." (Tyra Banks)

ON BREAKTHROUGHS: "Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling." (Gabrielle Reece)

ON EPIPHANY: "I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought." (Christie Brinkley)

ON HEREDITY: "My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'" (Beverly Johnson)

ON THE BASICS: "It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old t-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout." (Cheryl Tiegs)

ON INTRODUCTIONS: "I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself—it's eerie." (Christy Turlington)

ON COURTSHIP: "The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby." (Fabio)

ON TRAGEDY: "The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles—but I had on thick tights underneath." (Naomi Campbell)

ON SURVIVAL: "If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers." (Carol Alt)

ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS: "I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them." (Cindy Crawford)

I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak.Linda Evangelista

ON LOGIC: "I think if my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me." (Christy Turlington)

ON VERSATILITY: "I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak." (Linda Evangelista)

ON BODY PARTS: "I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous." (Tyra Banks)

ON BODY LANGUAGE: "You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight." (Christy Turlington)

ON DEPRIVATION: "If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time." (Linda Evangelista)

ON THE GRIEVING PROCESS: "When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss." (Veronica Webb)

ON VENGEANCE: "Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair." (Tasha)

ON MOTIVATION: "It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would." (Kate Moss)

ON ECONOMICS: "I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day." (Linda Evangelista)

ranton 04-21-2003 08:03 PM

I am, therefore I am, so be it I am.

Peetster 04-22-2003 04:52 AM

Generally, I'm a pretty nice guy.

scooter 04-22-2003 05:30 AM

whats up
 
ONE BIG WALKING DISEASE

Spidey 04-22-2003 05:39 AM

To Help solve peoples and my own personal problems and to see what lies in the path ahead.

ARTelevision 04-22-2003 06:07 AM

I'm not who I think I am.

JadziaDax 04-22-2003 06:34 AM

I'm with ICER... I can do it in one word...


BITCH

uncle phil 04-22-2003 06:40 AM

i am myself, the sum total of my existence to date...

Jack Ruby 04-22-2003 09:46 AM

like a monkey on payday

neoinoakleys 04-22-2003 10:02 AM

I am a chameleon....

PKoi 04-22-2003 10:05 AM

Hopefully I can improve.

rockogre 04-22-2003 11:33 AM

A spark of conciousness on the edge of the void, with whiskers.

Liquor Dealer 04-22-2003 11:46 AM

Wondering why I'm here.

Sun Tzu 04-22-2003 12:53 PM

FREE OF PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.

LordEden 04-22-2003 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Modo
<b><font color=FFFF00 size=+1 face="comic sans ms">I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
</font></b><p><b><font face="comic sans ms">Modo</font></b>

You took my senior quote! I was going to say that... :(

Astrocloud 03-18-2005 04:21 PM

I am always changing.

cierah 03-18-2005 04:29 PM

I am not what anyone else thinks I am; I am only myself.

TexanAvenger 03-18-2005 07:11 PM

Full of a passion for life so strong that I cannot do anything but wait to see what the next day shall bring for me to overcome.


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