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jaker · 09-16-2003, 06:21 AM

if you could blow up any country, which would it be?
and how would you go about doing this?

cchris · 09-16-2003, 06:35 AM

My lungs are in pretty good shape at the moment and I will wait for further instructions in the nonsense board.

I am willing to start with a small one just to see how it turns out.

lurkette · 09-16-2003, 06:36 AM

Why the hell would I want to blow up a country?

lurkette · 09-16-2003, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris
My lungs are in pretty good shape at the moment and I will wait for further instructions in the nonsense board.

I am willing to start with a small one just to see how it turns out.

Buwahahahahhahahaha......*deep breath*....hahahahhaha

Thank you. *wipes tears from eyes* I needed that.

bundy · 09-16-2003, 06:39 AM

is this going to be another useless, offensive ´Lets Go Bomb France´ thread?

blowing up a country?
wheres your inspiration coming from?

bobw · 09-16-2003, 06:48 AM

probably Transylvania because I am afraid of vampires. Loading a nuke with an extra garlic & holy water-warhead would probably do the trick.

Nimbletoe · 09-16-2003, 07:18 AM

Jamacia because they would never see it coming.

bernadette · 09-16-2003, 05:44 PM

i might consider blowing up one of those inflatable globe decorated pool balls.

but probably not. even that seems dumb.

dylanmarsh · 09-16-2003, 06:05 PM

I've never been a fan on the polar ice cap; is that a country? I guess I would create some sort of bomb that would send streams of cherry, blueberry, and lemon flavor syrup all over it creating the biggest rainbow slushie in the world

David2000 · 09-17-2003, 03:08 PM

What the hell kind of post is this? I wouldn't blow up any country!

YzermanS19 · 09-17-2003, 03:12 PM

I'd blow up Bones country.

bundy · 09-17-2003, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Nimbletoe
Jamacia because they would never see it coming.

yeah, but dude, you´re going to get lock jaw...

soopadoopa · 09-17-2003, 04:54 PM

Willie Nelson, I'd load all the CD's I could find in the microwave and just press the button.

Seanathan03 · 09-18-2003, 04:13 PM

im going to have to go with france...im sure they would bomb themselves because they know they suck

Stiltzkin · 09-18-2003, 07:52 PM

Stop talking about France, damn it, it only shows how ignorant you are. What country would I blow up? I say we blow up Atlantis. All we gotta do is find it first, though. I say we wage war against those water-breathing, super-advanced infidels!

platypus · 09-19-2003, 05:42 AM

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Originally posted by Stiltzkin
Stop talking about France, damn it, it only shows how ignorant you are.

You're right. Let's just do what we used to do... <b>ignore them</b>. That pisses them off the most anyway.

Does it have to be a country? Why not a geographical region?

The entire Middle East comes to mind...

Four Fingers · 09-19-2003, 06:01 AM

France. France. France. Canada. France. France.

Pheatius · 09-19-2003, 06:52 AM

Oh come on now, while I admit blowing up parts of France would be fun, but lets face that is soooo 1940's and the Germans have already done it...twice. Let's be original here folks. The thread is 'blow up a country', not region, province or state. So in the spirit on TFP Nonsense, I say we blow up The Federated States of Micronesia.

http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications...k/geos/fm.html

Pick your own country to arbitrarily destroy here as well...

http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications/factbook/

Arc101 · 09-19-2003, 09:14 AM

I waiting for Bush to reply, after all it's been a few months since the last country

Troublebot · 09-19-2003, 10:17 AM

I'm taking out Antarticia.

#@!&^%@ penguins.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-19-2003, 11:40 AM

I'd blow up the Sea of Tranquility on the Moon. Its neither a sea, not is it very tranquil. Its a freakin' wasteland! It might give off a good-lookin' glow.

SaltPork · 09-19-2003, 12:21 PM

The Vatican....'nuff said.

jujueye · 09-19-2003, 02:05 PM

Mexico. We need a bigger passage than the Panama Canal. That way you could book a Carnival Vomit Cruise from San Francisco to Miami.

Four Fingers · 09-19-2003, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pheatius
I say we blow up The Federated States of Micronesia.

Dude, Micronesia is cool. They've even got their own soccer team, and all.

Four Fingers · 09-19-2003, 02:43 PM

Alright. How about Cuba? They're becoming pretty boring, and cigars are not hip anymore.

09-16-2003, 06:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
jaker Crazy	mass destruction if you could blow up any country, which would it be? and how would you go about doing this?

09-16-2003, 06:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	My lungs are in pretty good shape at the moment and I will wait for further instructions in the nonsense board. I am willing to start with a small one just to see how it turns out. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

09-16-2003, 06:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	Why the hell would I want to blow up a country? __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

09-16-2003, 06:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	is this going to be another useless, offensive ´Lets Go Bomb France´ thread? blowing up a country? wheres your inspiration coming from? __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-16-2003, 07:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
Nimbletoe Junkie Location: Michigan	Jamacia because they would never see it coming. __________________ Go Pistons!

09-16-2003, 06:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	probably Transylvania because I am afraid of vampires. Loading a nuke with an extra garlic & holy water-warhead would probably do the trick.

09-16-2003, 05:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i might consider blowing up one of those inflatable globe decorated pool balls. but probably not. even that seems dumb. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-16-2003, 06:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	I've never been a fan on the polar ice cap; is that a country? I guess I would create some sort of bomb that would send streams of cherry, blueberry, and lemon flavor syrup all over it creating the biggest rainbow slushie in the world

09-17-2003, 03:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
David2000 Tilted Location: New Haven, CT	What the hell kind of post is this? I wouldn't blow up any country! __________________ However livin' better now, Gucci sweater now..

09-17-2003, 03:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	I'd blow up Bones country. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

09-17-2003, 04:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Willie Nelson, I'd load all the CD's I could find in the microwave and just press the button.

09-18-2003, 04:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
Seanathan03 Tilted	im going to have to go with france...im sure they would bomb themselves because they know they suck

09-18-2003, 07:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Stop talking about France, damn it, it only shows how ignorant you are. What country would I blow up? I say we blow up Atlantis. All we gotta do is find it first, though. I say we wage war against those water-breathing, super-advanced infidels! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

09-19-2003, 06:01 AM	#17 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	France. France. France. Canada. France. France. __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-19-2003, 06:52 AM	#18 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Oh come on now, while I admit blowing up parts of France would be fun, but lets face that is soooo 1940's and the Germans have already done it...twice. Let's be original here folks. The thread is 'blow up a country', not region, province or state. So in the spirit on TFP Nonsense, I say we blow up The Federated States of Micronesia. http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications...k/geos/fm.html Pick your own country to arbitrarily destroy here as well... http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications/factbook/

09-19-2003, 10:17 AM	#20 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	I'm taking out Antarticia. #@!&^%@ penguins. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-19-2003, 12:21 PM	#22 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	The Vatican....'nuff said. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

09-19-2003, 09:14 AM	#19 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	I waiting for Bush to reply, after all it's been a few months since the last country

09-19-2003, 11:40 AM	#21 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	I'd blow up the Sea of Tranquility on the Moon. Its neither a sea, not is it very tranquil. Its a freakin' wasteland! It might give off a good-lookin' glow. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-19-2003, 02:05 PM	#23 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	Mexico. We need a bigger passage than the Panama Canal. That way you could book a Carnival Vomit Cruise from San Francisco to Miami.

09-19-2003, 02:43 PM	#25 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	Alright. How about Cuba? They're becoming pretty boring, and cigars are not hip anymore. __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."