Ladies and gentlemen, plan A is now in effect.

Plan A is:
1. Make Bones petition thread NSFW. Done and done.
2. Lay out the propaganda.

Bones, you'll be sorry you ever screwed with the likes of Yzerman!

I see one of my Stiltzkinisms has made its way into being a Bonesism. I propose I become Bones's lexicographer.

:thumbsup:

What about pornographer?

*ssshhhhh...........hey...Stevie Y?......that fuckin' freak monkey don't like hockey OR Canada......sign me up man*



*stupid fuckin' monkeys.....he don't know about maple fuckin' syrup on canadian beavers i guess*

Really? hmm i might have to switch over to bones side.. Pornographer is an enticing position. :)

I declare for the army of aspen - let us stride forth to victory and incoherence!

argghh i be ready for some pillaging

More enticing is porn star, which you'll get with my crew.

Its just the better decision.

Pillaging time is nearing.

Munky did very well to get himself in the middle of that bidding war.

**takes notes on Munkys success**

damn it to hell- I signed on with this outfit to kill monkeys- where is the senseless slaughter of primates- where are the drunken orgies and loose conduct- for the love of the egyptain god of barbituates when do we kill stuff???????

Kill right now!

Alright then- I am as we speak slaughtering a truckload of cute, adorable capuchin monkeys- and bones is powerless to stop me- My hippie voodo priest is diverting monkey psycic trauma straight into the enemy camp- soon the army of bones will be reeling on the floor, choking on their own bile and having horrible flashbacks of watching the partridge family.... hail yzerman and the army of aspen

Well Yz, I went to Bones'es's's (I hate names with s's on the end) To spy on him.... And I got nothing... I was there for awhile too... Seems he was here all the time.... I did drop a fish behind his fridge....that should cause QUITE a bit of trouble for him and his gang.... (If he ever goes back there) Oh and by the way... I think the little sister he talks about is a blow up doll he keeps in his closet.... Its old ,dosen't hold air... and looks like its covered in old mayonaise.

Thats my report.... more to follow.... GO WINGS!!!!!

Bones said

BOOM!

If Bones isn't going to fight, I'd like to switch over to this site. It's easy to kick peoples asses if they don't fight back. Plus Bones' thread is starting to smell like old fish

Good Bones, Bitches don't fight pussies!

Wait, wait.

Who doesn't like Hockey and Canada?

Note the capitalization on Hockey. It's just that important.

Bones doesn't. Join me, and you get Hockey and pussy.

i've got a middle finger and a muck rake!

but i'll only attack if provoked

Good lord hyena, you dug this thread up outta the grave.

Bones is dead, we won!

Hail Crusaders!

I guess the time has come to congratulate you on your victory.
It was a war of attrition. You have lost a generation of your strongest and brightest. I hope you are satisfied. Remember to keep the mummified head of that vile Saracen Bones as a relic. You can lord it over your minions for centuries.

Good luck on your next murderous expedition,
-GH

ill join
my weapon of choice is a shovel

my rank is digger

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

Whoever gets Mr. T on their side, I'll join them.