Sleepyjack

Post any funny or whatever oxymorons you have here.

One of my friends was drinking diet coke the other day and i thought of that one then.

So starting off with....

Diet Coke

probably diet any soft drink would work, although coke is much more popular than pepsi in Australia, so i used coke...starting to ramble......

bundy

Military Intelligence.

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Ohayo!!!

SaltPork

Jumbo Shrimp
pretty ugly
Head butt
working vacation
Dodge Ram
Taped live
plastic glass
awfully nice

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

cchris

Adult male
Turbo diesel
Randomly organized
Microsoft Works

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

johnnymysto

Good grief.

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"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

weasel2112

Freshly Frozen

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My Bad Ass Hummer

bernadette

i'm an honest cheater

http://www.oxymorons.com/oxymorons.html

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weasel2112

My favorite:

Original copies

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My Bad Ass Hummer

God of Thunder

My favorite of all time!!!

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I reject your reality, and substitute my own

-- Adam Savage

uncle phil

half a bubble off plumb...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

CSflim

Seek and ye shall find!
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ight=oxymorons

My personal favourite oxymoron is "Creation Science".

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prosequence

inconcievable

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And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

Mr. Spacemonkey

Rap Music

BURN!

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"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

Root_Beer_Man

Man...all mine were taken.

Cat Fish

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