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Old 05-27-2003, 11:58 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Monkey with a knife vs shark with a laser on its head.
Who wins and in how much time?
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Old 05-27-2003, 03:17 PM   #42 (permalink)
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KWSN - the correct answer is "Two, I roll big joints" Go listen to Cheech and Chong's "lets make a dope deal"
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Old 05-28-2003, 12:39 AM   #43 (permalink)
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djp: Both. Monkey stabs shark, drowns. This happens in 1 second. Monkeys are fast.

Mango: Ah. Too bad Cheech and Chong annoy the crap out of me (don't ask why, they just do for some reason.)
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Old 05-28-2003, 03:19 AM   #44 (permalink)
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dann florek? mayhem could ensue...
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Old 05-31-2003, 06:18 PM   #45 (permalink)
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dann florek?
If that is used as a full question and the context surrounding that question is left out, I believe that that question is entirely unanswerable.
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Old 06-01-2003, 04:28 AM   #46 (permalink)
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hey, you posted it in another thread; you know what i'm talking about...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 06-01-2003, 05:31 AM   #47 (permalink)
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hey K?

where the hell have you been?

first a post whore now a lurker?
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:49 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Uncle phil: Oh, I know. As for everyone else reading the thread, though, there might be a great deal of confusion

Flyman: there's this "life" thing that's been going on... it sucks ass. Actually, it's been pretty good lately but all the goodness means less time for TFP... don't worry though, in a few weeks I'll have a nice stretch of freedom.
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