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Stiltzkin · 09-14-2003, 10:46 AM

I would like to start WWIII. Anyone else here with me? I suggest all go buy or at least find some way to read Red Storm Rising" by Tom Clancy. If for some reason you are too poor to get your hands on a copy of this book, we will have to start a fundraiser in or share books with eachother. Afterwards, I recommend we start a fundraiser anyway, because we're going to need cash, and lots of it. My basic plan doesn't go beyond going to Wal*mart to buy our guns-- I've no idea what to do after that. I will think of something, though. Also, I'd like for someone who is very money-savvy to join us. Someone who knows how to invest well. I'll pitch in $2k, that's all I can afford right now. Well, let's get this thing rolling!

bernadette · 09-14-2003, 11:23 AM

can we fight the common cold?

theguyondacouch · 09-14-2003, 01:32 PM

No you retards! we must invade Canada first! We can use there great stocks of maple syrup to rule the world!

Batman976 · 09-14-2003, 01:41 PM

Can we attack the French?

Please?

fhqwhgads · 09-14-2003, 01:42 PM

I'll bring my broom.

Stiltzkin · 09-14-2003, 04:44 PM

The French? Canada? I like Bones' idea, but sorry, we're not fighting llamas. We're fighting ourselves! Our country be damnéd! Let us ally with the Chinese to help us overthrow ourselves!

So anyone else think Wal*mart is a good first step? Ideas anyone?

Gortexfogg · 09-14-2003, 05:04 PM

Attack France last. If you attack them first, then they surrender, and you have to take prisoners and you get bogged down and even if you draft them to fight for you, they'll just surrender again...

I'd personally never fight in WWIII, I would watch it on my TV.

CrazySaturn · 09-14-2003, 05:14 PM

Great novel out there by Larry Bond talking about a war in which Germany and France ally during a gulf war event and try to take over Europe. Kinda amazing figuring how close the circumstances are to real life!
Anyways, I highly recommend you all read it. Great action and great writing.

bundy · 09-14-2003, 05:29 PM

WWIII against ourselves....

it can´t be all against America, cos some of us aren´t American... and that would be rude.

lets invade New Zealand... then they´d never beat us in Rugby ever again.

Fly · 09-14-2003, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by theguyondacouch
No you retards! we must invade Canada first! We can use there great stocks of maple syrup to rule the world!

hey,hey,hey.....don't be fuckin' with our maple syrup pal...

laxative · 09-14-2003, 11:01 PM

we're fighting retards?

bundy · 09-15-2003, 06:54 AM

thats right Lax, we´re all just violent retards (not that theres anything wrong with that).

Giant Hamburger · 09-15-2003, 07:54 AM

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Originally posted by Bones
I HAVE CONQUERED MY BALLS

i am not declaring war against yzermans19 and his balls

Hail Mighty Warrior!

My children will learn not the songs of peace until Yzermans19's balls fly Bones' flag. Good luck on the campaign. I hope it's over before the cold, harsh winter of the Yzerman nether regions play havoc on your supply lines.
-GH

Stiltzkin · 09-15-2003, 03:40 PM

Hmm... okay. So I guess what we need to do first is decide on the enemy. America? New Zealand? Apparently Canada is ruled out. We will attack the French last. Any more ideas?

Speed_Gibson · 09-15-2003, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Stiltzkin
Hmm... okay. So I guess what we need to do first is decide on the enemy. America? New Zealand? Apparently Canada is ruled out. We will attack the French last. Any more ideas?

RIAA and MPAA headquarters (along with the jammed full numerous 600 story buildings where they keep the lawyers of course)

Stiltzkin · 09-15-2003, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Speed_Gibson
RIAA and MPAA headquarters (along with the jammed full numerous 600 story buildings where they keep the lawyers of course)

This sounds an awfully lot like my original idea. In order to attack America, we must attack corporate America. Let us follow the example set to us by Fight Club. Maybe we should start it out as a Fight Club instead? I'm not sure how it would work when a gal wants to join, because the movie didn't cover this. Hmm... thoughts?

Fly · 09-15-2003, 08:00 PM

you guys can fight Canada if you want...

we'll prolly apologise to you anyways.

"we're sorry...it was all our fault."

you know....fuckin' canadians eh.

just don't fuck with the maple syrup....that's all.......

Stiltzkin · 09-15-2003, 08:04 PM

Well, not saying we specifically want to fight Canada or any other nation. Actually, I did specifically say that we should fight America, but technically, to fight America we would be fighting two continents. I never said we should fight the USA-- that would be wholly different.

Anyways, the intention is to mess the world up so we can rebuild it from the ground up. Yes, we will reinvent the wheel. We will continue to reinvent it until I die or I get bored. So who's with me, darn it?

09-14-2003, 10:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	WIII I would like to start WWIII. Anyone else here with me? I suggest all go buy or at least find some way to read Red Storm Rising" by Tom Clancy. If for some reason you are too poor to get your hands on a copy of this book, we will have to start a fundraiser in or share books with eachother. Afterwards, I recommend we start a fundraiser anyway, because we're going to need cash, and lots of it. My basic plan doesn't go beyond going to Wal*mart to buy our guns-- I've no idea what to do after that. I will think of something, though. Also, I'd like for someone who is very money-savvy to join us. Someone who knows how to invest well. I'll pitch in $2k, that's all I can afford right now. Well, let's get this thing rolling! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

09-14-2003, 11:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	can we fight the common cold? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-14-2003, 01:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	No you retards! we must invade Canada first! We can use there great stocks of maple syrup to rule the world! __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

09-14-2003, 01:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Can we attack the French? Please? __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

09-14-2003, 04:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	The French? Canada? I like Bones' idea, but sorry, we're not fighting llamas. We're fighting ourselves! Our country be damnéd! Let us ally with the Chinese to help us overthrow ourselves! So anyone else think Wal*mart is a good first step? Ideas anyone? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

09-14-2003, 01:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	I'll bring my broom.

09-14-2003, 05:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Attack France last. If you attack them first, then they surrender, and you have to take prisoners and you get bogged down and even if you draft them to fight for you, they'll just surrender again... I'd personally never fight in WWIII, I would watch it on my TV.

09-14-2003, 05:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
CrazySaturn Insane Location: Champaign, IL	Great novel out there by Larry Bond talking about a war in which Germany and France ally during a gulf war event and try to take over Europe. Kinda amazing figuring how close the circumstances are to real life! Anyways, I highly recommend you all read it. Great action and great writing. __________________ What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore!

09-14-2003, 05:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	WWIII against ourselves.... it can´t be all against America, cos some of us aren´t American... and that would be rude. lets invade New Zealand... then they´d never beat us in Rugby ever again. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-14-2003, 11:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	we're fighting retards?

09-15-2003, 06:54 AM	#12 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats right Lax, we´re all just violent retards (not that theres anything wrong with that). __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-15-2003, 03:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Hmm... okay. So I guess what we need to do first is decide on the enemy. America? New Zealand? Apparently Canada is ruled out. We will attack the French last. Any more ideas? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

09-15-2003, 08:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you guys can fight Canada if you want... we'll prolly apologise to you anyways. "we're sorry...it was all our fault." you know....fuckin' canadians eh. just don't fuck with the maple syrup....that's all....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-15-2003, 08:04 PM	#18 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Well, not saying we specifically want to fight Canada or any other nation. Actually, I did specifically say that we should fight America, but technically, to fight America we would be fighting two continents. I never said we should fight the USA-- that would be wholly different. Anyways, the intention is to mess the world up so we can rebuild it from the ground up. Yes, we will reinvent the wheel. We will continue to reinvent it until I die or I get bored. So who's with me, darn it? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.