WIII
 

I would like to start WWIII. Anyone else here with me? I suggest all go buy or at least find some way to read Red Storm Rising" by Tom Clancy. If for some reason you are too poor to get your hands on a copy of this book, we will have to start a fundraiser in or share books with eachother. Afterwards, I recommend we start a fundraiser anyway, because we're going to need cash, and lots of it. My basic plan doesn't go beyond going to Wal*mart to buy our guns-- I've no idea what to do after that. I will think of something, though. Also, I'd like for someone who is very money-savvy to join us. Someone who knows how to invest well. I'll pitch in $2k, that's all I can afford right now. Well, let's get this thing rolling!

can we fight the common cold?

No you retards! we must invade Canada first! We can use there great stocks of maple syrup to rule the world!

Can we attack the French?

Please?

I'll bring my broom.

The French? Canada? I like Bones' idea, but sorry, we're not fighting llamas. We're fighting ourselves! Our country be damnéd! Let us ally with the Chinese to help us overthrow ourselves!

So anyone else think Wal*mart is a good first step? Ideas anyone?

Attack France last. If you attack them first, then they surrender, and you have to take prisoners and you get bogged down and even if you draft them to fight for you, they'll just surrender again...

I'd personally never fight in WWIII, I would watch it on my TV.

Great novel out there by Larry Bond talking about a war in which Germany and France ally during a gulf war event and try to take over Europe. Kinda amazing figuring how close the circumstances are to real life!
Anyways, I highly recommend you all read it. Great action and great writing.

WWIII against ourselves....

it can´t be all against America, cos some of us aren´t American... and that would be rude.

lets invade New Zealand... then they´d never beat us in Rugby ever again.

hey,hey,hey.....don't be fuckin' with our maple syrup pal...

we're fighting retards?

thats right Lax, we´re all just violent retards (not that theres anything wrong with that).

Hail Mighty Warrior!

My children will learn not the songs of peace until Yzermans19's balls fly Bones' flag. Good luck on the campaign. I hope it's over before the cold, harsh winter of the Yzerman nether regions play havoc on your supply lines.
-GH

Hmm... okay. So I guess what we need to do first is decide on the enemy. America? New Zealand? Apparently Canada is ruled out. We will attack the French last. Any more ideas?

RIAA and MPAA headquarters (along with the jammed full numerous 600 story buildings where they keep the lawyers of course)

This sounds an awfully lot like my original idea. In order to attack America, we must attack corporate America. Let us follow the example set to us by Fight Club. Maybe we should start it out as a Fight Club instead? I'm not sure how it would work when a gal wants to join, because the movie didn't cover this. Hmm... thoughts?

you guys can fight Canada if you want...


we'll prolly apologise to you anyways.

"we're sorry...it was all our fault."

you know....fuckin' canadians eh.


just don't fuck with the maple syrup....that's all.......

Well, not saying we specifically want to fight Canada or any other nation. Actually, I did specifically say that we should fight America, but technically, to fight America we would be fighting two continents. I never said we should fight the USA-- that would be wholly different.

Anyways, the intention is to mess the world up so we can rebuild it from the ground up. Yes, we will reinvent the wheel. We will continue to reinvent it until I die or I get bored. So who's with me, darn it?