Personal Ad
 

Write a personal ad for a political figure or movie star.
Keep it 25 words or less.

Lips and ass aren't only for hotdogs. If you're into hanging out in graveyards and finding new places for tats, I'm the lady for you.

(Angelina Jolie)

Man of power seeks slightly chubby brunette. (Will not pick up dry cleaning bills.)

Bill Clinton :)

Single, Rich, Blonde, Bigoted, White Female Seeks Extreme Right-Wing Gimp For Sex WIth Cigars And Companionship.

Ann Coulter :)

Good ole boy seeks like minded jocks to form campus foot patrols for bashing up NEEERRRDDDSS and swarthy types. Compliant and easily manipulated beer drinkers preferred. Members of the International Campus Debating Society need not apply.

George W. Bush

Unshaven, yet seemingly insightful hippie-type who desires to change the world and eat granola while doing it. I am 5'6", 130lbs, with brown hair that some facists call wolf-shit but that is commonly called dreadlocks. I seek someone who is open minded to my hairiness and my ever-changing politcal views. Must like Phish, Jerry Garcia, Joni Mitchell, and Black Sabbath. Let us show that racism destroys buildings in the ghetto. Let us protest together against the world and perhaps change our own worlds in the process. Must have at least five days worth of patroulli on and long, bug infested dreadlocks. Thanks for looking you free spirit, you!


Ani DiFranco

Experienced Seaman with vegetable fetish and tats seeks rail thin, flat chested woman for companionship and possible three way with large, bearded man.

Popeye

Aging performer seeks someone/anyone to kiss/do commercials with/have sex with to boost career. If you have already done business with me, please don't apply.

- Madonna

These are GREAT !! Keep it coming.