Aye cap'n- here be your fine parrot an druggables-

what be the name of the ship were set to plunder-

and has any of the crew heard the work o that fine midwestern band o' pirates, The Jolly Rogers- they got many a song about plunder n wenching and stuff that we be all about

I think I'd love to join a horde....it just sounds like so much fun!

What positions are available Troublebot? Something fitting for me that hopefully involves a cute skimpy outfit....... :D

Well, we're taking over a cruise ship. Do you think you'd make a good pirate lass? Can you handle a cutlass?

Whatever you want to wear is fine, but your going to have to work pretty hard to out do Averett. She's riding a unicorn naked around here somewhere.

If you need someone to handle an oar, mine is for hire. I am called Mange-riddled-dirty-old-dude... and I am the master of the fighting style known as Boo-Fu.

Over a thousand years, or maybe more
Out on an island on a lonely shore
Robinson Crusoe landed one fine day
No rent to pay
No wife to obey.
His good man Friday was his only friend
He didn't borrow or lend.
They built a little hut
Lived there till Friday, but
Saturday night it was shut.

Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?
Every Saturday night they would start in to roam
And on Sunday morning they'd come staggering home.
They went hunting for rabbits when the weather grew colder
But Crusoe came home with a hare on his shoulder.
Now, where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?

Robinson Crusoe was a good old scout.
Robinson Crusoe knew his way about.
He'd go out hunting chickens now and then
But he knew when
He was chasing a hen.
Once he told Friday, "You must stay at home
I've got to go out alone".
Friday felt very blue
He said, "It's wrong of you
Couldn't you fix it for two?"

Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?
One fine Saturday night they had nothing to do
So they started counting all the girlies they knew.
Friday counted to thirteen, and Crusoe said, "Brother,
You know, thirteen's unlucky. Let's go get another."
So, where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?

Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?
Every Saturday night they would start in to roam
And on Sunday morning they'd come staggering home.
On this island lived wild men and cannibal crimmin
And you know where there are wild men, there must be wild women.
So, where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?



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Do I think I'd make a good pirate lass......... ha - you bet!

http://www.totalknockoutproductions....-life-4-me.jpg

*drools*

Fremen the Frustrated votes for pirate booty!

Fremen.....do you think I could be inducted somehow? I mean really - look at the outfit I have!
:D
Oh oh oh....hey Troublebot I could be a spy......go to the "other side" (wherever that is) and get juicy information from them....whatever the cost!
Yar har har! Yay!

/me ponders a sec...

Oh, most cointantly!!1!! :D


All horde members who want Minx inducted as a pirate lass say, "Aye!" or raise your hands.

/me raises three hands

AYE and YO HO and all that there pirate talk fer yes

I'm sorry, did you say pirate booby?

I was distracted by Minx's eyepatches... er, eyepatch.

Heh....I should change my avatar to my pirate picture!

So....do I get a parrot if I'm allowed to join? :D

Ooh another lady for the horde!

I'll let you borrow the unicorn sometime :)

All right, time to find a cruise ship. Anyone have a favorite? I'd prefer something with a large bar and a couple buffets.

Yay! Thanks Averett!

I don't have a favorite.....as long as there are hot tubs on it I'm happy! Oh.....and a place where Averett can ride!
:)

Sea Cruise
Frankie Ford

Old man rhythm is in my shoes
No use t’sittin' and a’singin' the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Feel like jumpin' baby won’t ya join me please
I don’t like beggin' but I’m on bended knee

I got to get t’rockin' get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

I got to get t’movin' baby I ain’t lyin'

I want to join the horde. Can I be the one that says that he'll negotiate peace with the citizens, then stab them in the eye when they reach out to take my hand?

Welcome to the Horde Minx...We need more women in the horde...

(It helps keep the smell down.)

Somebody make sure to bring lots of Lysol. Those cruise ships are very germy!

Bah! Germs run and hide from the Horde! Our stench quickly kills most bacteria on contact.

Thanks Pheatius!
I promise to always smell nice....even if it is a horde! :D

ENOUGH!!!!

We need to make our way toward Miami - where all the cruise ships dock. I suggest we swing through New Orleans for some refreshments and beads....yeah, beads! Hell, if the Dutch could get Manhattan for $24 in beads, then think what we'll be able to do.....Dominican Republic, anyone?

Oh mighty Troublebot....he of the permanently-adhered jockey shorts....lead us onward to yet more victories!!!!

wow this horde sounds quite tempting

Hmmmm, it was a long hard slog through Texas, but here we are on the city limits of the Big Easy. Wry1 is right, this would make a good place to rest on our way too Miami.

Make sure the carnage is good and devestating. Anything less and the locals could mistake us for their usual revelers.

And to our female Horde members, don't take your tops off for beads! Make them take their tops off and then take their beads!

If you have a top on or not is entirely up to you. I'm something of a liberal feminist Kahn.

Troublebot the Constantly Cranky
Kahn,
Troublebot Horde

Sorry, got lost there coming through Texas. Thought I saw ZZ Top but it just turned out to be some vagrants.

Ahhhhhhhh, Nawlins. If anyone needs me I will be trying to visit each and every bar on Bourbon street. (This will be my second or third visit to many of them. I forget the specifics).

AND the briny deep, it brings back many a memory of looting, pillaging, and semi-dressed damsels. I'll be having some fuse cord weaved into my beard, in rememberence of cap'n Blackbeard, whilst in Nawlins.

While the shirt Minx is wearing in the picture she supplied seems to interfere with my higher brain functions, such as they are, I most assuredly support her choice of pirate clothing.

Ah Minx'y I have a position for ye and you don't need your skimpy little pirate lass garb either!!!

And when we hit the ships we can hide away in the lifeboats for a while before the Hot tubs. Besides down in the hole with the boilers and the engine is the place to be if ye want to get hot and sweaty!

Way Down Yonder In New Orleans
Freddy "Boom-Boom" Cannon


Well, way down yonder in New Orleans in the land of the dreamy scenes
There's a garden of Eden, ah-you know what I mean

Yeah, Creole babies with flashin' eyes softly whisper with tender sighs
And then you stop!
Oh won't you give your lady fair a little smile?
And then you stop!
You bet your life you'll linger there a little while

Yeah, there is heaven right here on earth with those beautiful queens
Yeah, way down yonder in New Orleans
Whoo!

Way down yonder in New Orleans, whoo!, in the land of the dreamy scenes
There's a garden of Eden, you know what I mean

Well, Creole babies with flashin' eyes softly whisper with tender sighs
And then you stop!
Oh won't you give your lady fair a little smile?
And then you stop!
You bet your life you'll linger there a little while

Yeah, there is heaven right here on earth with those beautiful queens
Well, way down yonder in New Orleans
Yeah! whoo!

Honey if I'm going after the sweet looking men in N.O. (which is only fitting as a true pirate lass) then THEY are going to be taking their pants off not their shirts! :D Oh...and yeh! Beads!!!! Woo hoo!

Quote:

Originally posted by rockogre Ahhhhhhhh, Nawlins. If anyone needs me I will be trying to visit each and every bar on Bourbon street. (This will be my second or third visit to many of them. I forget the specifics). While the shirt Minx is wearing in the picture she supplied seems to interfere with my higher brain functions, such as they are, I most assuredly support her choice of pirate clothing.

rockogre - I've never been down the infamous Bourbon Street....perhaps you can be my guide and we can pillage and plunder together!

Bring on the rum! Har har :D

count me into your horde. i can be your farseer/prophet.

Argh- to bourbon street- and victory- scimitars flashing in the sun, pillaging all the way- to the brothels men- and be sure to take all their drugs and money

Welcome fellow female horde-whore! And I of course mean whore in a good way! I'm quite proud to be a Troublebot Horde Whore and look forward to many de-pantsing of mean like the Chippendale dancers!

Oh almighty Kahn; we be we travelling to next?

If The Great and Mighty (Smelling) Khan doesn't mind, I'll handle answering that question.....

Why, Miranda: We're on our way to Sunny Miami!!!

We're on our way to the land of sunshine and Girls Gone Wild video shoots - having already depleted Bourbon Street (as well as most of New Orleans) of anything even remotely able to be raped and/or pillaged. Our female members have so far acquitted themselves quite handsomely....leaving a trail of satisfied (if short-lived....they did kill 'em after all) men, women and appliances behind them.

Methinks there's something of the Praying Mantis amongst our female brethren....

Just remember: No Killing Other Hordesters!!!! If I find myself flirting with Averett, Minx, Miranda or any others, I don't want to worry about winding up dead! BTW: the order I listed names is just alphabetical....I don't want to imply any favorites.

....But you know who you are....

So rest up, party on, and get ready....'cuz Miami here we come!


Reeking of the Whiny Women of Song,

Commando, The Hard-Drinking.

on to the panhandle...


TALLAHASSEE LASSIE
Freddy Cannon


Well she comes from Tallahassee
She's got a hi-fi chassis
Maybe looks a little sassy
But to me she's real classy
Yeah my Tallahassee Lassie down in F-L-A
Well she dances to the Drag, the Cha-cha, Rag and Mop
Stomping to the Shag, rocks the Bunny Hop ooh ooh ooh ooh
She dances to the Rock, she dances to the Stroll
She dances to the Walk, she can rock and roll
She's my Tallahassee lassie yeah my Tallahassee lassie
She's my Tallahassee lassie down in F-L-A

INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE

(repeat song)

not tryin' to steal your thunder uncle mystro.....

i figured this would fit here.



Immigrant Song


Two, three, four.
Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

Hammer of the Gods
Will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, and sing and cry:
"Valhalla I am comi__ng."

On we sweep with, with threshing oar.
Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
An' we come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

How soft your fields so green
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlo__rds.

On we sweep with threshing oar.
Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you better stop
And rebuild all your ruins.
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing.

Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ah hah hah hah hah hah.

Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.

great, fly...never would have thought of it...(wow, led zeppelin singing about the Horde...)

Yeh! De-pantsing of men.....I just love that term Miranda! I think we should get together at the next port of call and show our fellow pirates just how to have some fun!

Oh and Wry...we all know who your favorite is! :lol:

If we're going to be a pirate horde, shouldn't we stop off in Pensacola and get us a battleship and/ or aircraft-carrier?

sounds fun. Count me in lads and lasses. I be halfway there. Been dyin' to try the old keelhaul recipie, and perhaps a fine booty to boot.

Fremen (or is it now pronounced Free-mun....kind of like I-gor),

We don't want a battleship. They take an awful lot of work to keep in tip-top shape, not to mention the fact that we'll actually have to go against the U.S. Military to get one. So far they've left us alone, so I think we can be good sports about this and let them be as well.

Besides, you don't find too many hot-tubs on Battleships or Destroyers.....

Let's stick with the cruise ship; the islands will never see us comin'!!!!

hey, what happened? the freakin' ocean dry up?