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Old 09-06-2003, 05:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you know what I mean

My son was telling me about a game he and his friends play at school. You can make anything sound dirty by adding "if you know what I mean" to the end of your sentence.

For example: I was just washing my car, If you know what I mean.
or... I could really go for some tacos, if you know what I mean.

You have to kinda put a letcherous tone in your voice to make it work but I tried this last night with some friends and it was great fun(couple beers helps too)
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Old 09-06-2003, 05:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: in a theater near you!
also adding "in bed" to the end of your fortune in a fortune cookie works equally as well too, haha

*Treat your friends well, you will need them in the end..in bed* lol
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Old 09-06-2003, 09:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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wink wink, nudge nudge

say no more....
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Old 09-06-2003, 11:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I was just reading this thread and decided to go to the store, if you know what I mean.

Hell I don't even know what I mean.
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Old 09-06-2003, 01:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Let me push in your stool for you.... if you know what I mean!
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Old 09-06-2003, 01:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I know what you mean, if you know what I mean.
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Old 09-06-2003, 02:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i'm going to make a cheescake, if you know what i mean
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Old 09-06-2003, 02:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Let me push in your stool for you.... if you know what I mean!
That was friggin perfect!....If you know what I mean...
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Old 09-06-2003, 02:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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im going to stand on my head.... if you know what i mean...

hah.
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Old 09-06-2003, 03:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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the tardy bell just rang....if you know what i mean.
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Old 09-06-2003, 05:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Can I help you take your coat off...If you know what I mean.
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Old 09-06-2003, 06:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Let me frost your cookies, if you know what I mean.
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Old 09-06-2003, 06:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: right here of course
looks mighty warm in there....if you know what I mean.

edit: fixed a mispelling

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Old 09-06-2003, 06:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm kind of in a hurry... if you know what I mean
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Old 09-07-2003, 01:50 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Hands against the car and spread em...if you know what I mean
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Old 09-07-2003, 11:14 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I bet alot of people on this forum suck... If you know what I mean.
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Old 09-07-2003, 04:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Sorry I'm late I blew a tire- If you know what I mean!
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Old 09-07-2003, 06:37 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Looks like I've got some chocolate under my thumbnail... IF you know what I mean.
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Old 09-07-2003, 08:48 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Well, suck my dick...if you know what I mean
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Old 09-07-2003, 08:52 PM   #20 (permalink)
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But seriously folks...I think I'm getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, if you know what I mean.
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Old 09-07-2003, 09:43 PM   #21 (permalink)
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You can have a lick of my ice cream cone - If you know what I mean!
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Old 09-07-2003, 10:55 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Well, suck my dick...if you know what I mean
A little blunt no? Defeeats the purpose...
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Old 09-07-2003, 11:14 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
i'm going to another thread... if ya know what i mean.

laters jelly bean.
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Old 09-08-2003, 06:26 AM   #24 (permalink)
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A little blunt no? Defeeats the purpose...
It's called humor, if you know WHAT I mean.
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Old 09-08-2003, 09:07 AM   #25 (permalink)
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..as heard in the produce department....

she has some great melons.....if you know what I mean.
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Old 09-08-2003, 09:52 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I could really go for some hot sex...if you know what I mean!

...wait...
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Old 09-08-2003, 10:47 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I'm unoriginal and must steal ideas from Whose Line Is It Anyway? to make it seem like I'm funny....if you know what I mean.
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Old 09-08-2003, 01:10 PM   #28 (permalink)
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goin' to put a little rosin on the bow, if you know what i mean......
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Old 09-08-2003, 05:43 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Gotta go tape up my stick - if you know what I mean
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Old 09-08-2003, 05:51 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I'm sorry to inform you that your loved one just tragically died by leaping 100 stories to their death so as not to be burned alive from the resultant firestorm caused by terrorists flying an airplane into the world trade center...
If you know what I mean.




Man, now that's comedy GOLD!!!


/One way ticket to hell please.
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Old 09-09-2003, 04:38 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shokan
I'm unoriginal and must steal ideas from Whose Line Is It Anyway? to make it seem like I'm funny....if you know what I mean.

Never saw this on Whose Line but I bet it's friken hilarious when they do it.

thanks for joining in even if it was scornfully
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Old 09-09-2003, 07:16 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Didn't mean to be a dick, but yah, thats where its from. The american version, not the british.
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Old 09-09-2003, 06:04 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Winnona had a big brown beaver....If you know what I mean.
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Old 09-09-2003, 06:35 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I know what you mean, if you know what I mean.
damn it! i was gonna say that, if you know what i mean
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Old 09-09-2003, 09:06 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Shokan's avatar is hypnotic... if you know what I mean.
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Old 09-27-2003, 04:51 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Spinach_Indeed is the sex, if you know what I mean.
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Old 09-27-2003, 04:53 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Windows XP has had a lot of security holes, if you know what I mean...
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Old 09-27-2003, 05:11 PM   #38 (permalink)
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then you say
no i dont know what you mean
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Old 09-27-2003, 05:40 PM   #39 (permalink)
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then you say
no i dont know what you mean
Then they'll be whispering to everyone else, "Oh no, he/she said I don't know what you mean! What do I say now? If you know what I mean.. "
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Old 09-27-2003, 08:09 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I'll post in this thread, if ya know what I mean...
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