entertain me
 

with your post.
If I remain unentertained there will be heck to pay!

Nothing up my sleeve, nothing in the hat, nothing in my lovely assistants head.

Presto, chango, ala KAZAM!

Thank you.

(Performing nightly at the Airport Ramada)

no

ummm have u heard of the new Barbie coming out...shes called "Divorcee Barbie"...she comes with all of Kens stuff!

well i found it funny!:)

Hail Baaa!

Can you watch my cat while I go out of town?
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Feed it brains.
-GH

what a sweet kitty, GH.

Thanks Bernadette.

It was a stray that just wandered up to the house one dark night.
How could I refuse its raspy, gurgling meow?
It's pretty easy to take care of.
-GH

why?

For the love of god, feed it something. Anything.

http://tiggersmind.puppyrush.net/poo...at_gameboy.jpg

Could you watch my cat too?

all you have to do is feed him

he entertains himself

I like boobs!! Look over there boobs!! ahh more boobs. ::drools:: mmmmmmm..... boobs.

since you´re already caring for a few cats, could you please also look after my little darlings...

http://www.whisperwoodcats.com/cute2.jpg

don´t be deceived by their strangely cute appearance... they won´t hestitate to remove your spleen should you turn your back.

don't mean to impose but you could possibly watch my friendly
Black Mamba
http://www.venompage.ic24.net/mamba.jpg
(be careful when petting him)
and
tiger?
http://www.nwf.org/keepthewildalive/...otos/tiger.jpg
you could feed him everybody else's pets as snacks, but you will need plenty of fresh meat for the main meals.

damn....
http://www-ed.fnal.gov/entry_exhibit...averlodge.jpeg
and all i've got to post is a beaver....
http://www-ed.fnal.gov/entry_exhibit...ver_water.jpeg

Is the numer 589?

Why is everyone giving me their damn cats!?!?!
Those bastards will try to steal my breath at night.

1-800-shemale

and take care of my cat
http://www.photobucket.com/albums/08...e/b46a1d21.jpg

Hahaha! That's the best cat picture ever! :D