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Zargix · 08-31-2003, 03:41 PM

Zargix · 08-31-2003, 04:54 PM

no one can get it?

Tickford · 08-31-2003, 05:06 PM

Caveman, Hungry, Track animal, carry big stick, chase animal, hit animal, eat animal????

How am I doing???? is this the sort of thing that you are after??

Zargix · 08-31-2003, 05:09 PM

Zargix · 08-31-2003, 05:12 PM

kinda, try to make a story or something. I DONT KNOW!! IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!!!!

Tickford · 08-31-2003, 05:16 PM

but????

ssander9 · 09-01-2003, 06:01 AM

MuTuaL · 09-01-2003, 06:45 AM

One day a caveman yells for his cavewoman. In sign language he tells her that he is hungry. Then the cavewoman says, "there's a dinosaur go kill it and I'll make you dinner." So the caveman asks, "how the hell do you expect me to kill a dinosaur???" To which the cavewoman replies, "A stick." With a dumbfounded look on his face the caveman says, "Oh." Mr. Caveman (yeah that's right, 'Mr.') then goes outside and grabs a stick that sorta looks like gumby (because EVERYONE knows that's the best kind of stick to kill a dinosaur with). He then dyes his hair and changes clothes before he goes out to find this dinosaur. Mr. Caveman finds a dinosaur with glasses and figures it'll be an easy kill. He succesfully kills the dinosaur, and there happens to be a piece of paper on the ground that some blood gt on to. A psychiatrist sees this and asks Mr. Caveman what he thinks it is. Mr. Caveman says it's a dragonfly. The psychiatrist is astounded by this response and immediatly dyes the cavemans hair and changes the caveman's clothes. When Mr. Caveman returns home his wife has already prepared a dinner of turkey and carrots. Mr. Caveman and Mrs. Cavewoman live happily ever after.

The end.

P.S. - Mrs. Cavewoman was having an affair with the psychiatrist (if you didn't already know).

marcopolo · 09-01-2003, 07:21 AM

Wow Dude ! This thread is INTENSE ! Woooooah !

MuTuaL · 09-02-2003, 08:23 AM

cone on guys and girls there have to be some other stories for this post!

jimk · 09-02-2003, 08:46 AM

"chaka tired."

"when my face is empty, my hand is wanting for bellybutton lint."

dino says, "the whole fuckin' jurassic swamp and I gotta step in dog shit!"

chaka's family tree

ptero, "i know i can shit on one of them........"

jurassic rorsharch(?)

further proof that leopardskin wrestling tights make people bipolar.

08-31-2003, 03:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zargix Crazy Location: Everywhere, Simultaniously	ummm lets see if you can follow this one!

08-31-2003, 05:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	Caveman, Hungry, Track animal, carry big stick, chase animal, hit animal, eat animal???? How am I doing???? is this the sort of thing that you are after?? __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-31-2003, 05:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Zargix Crazy Location: Everywhere, Simultaniously	good

08-31-2003, 05:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	but???? __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

09-01-2003, 06:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	__________________ I never said you had to.

08-31-2003, 04:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zargix Crazy Location: Everywhere, Simultaniously	no one can get it?

08-31-2003, 05:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Zargix Crazy Location: Everywhere, Simultaniously	kinda, try to make a story or something. I DONT KNOW!! IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!!!!

09-01-2003, 06:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
MuTuaL Crazy Location: Michigan	One day a caveman yells for his cavewoman. In sign language he tells her that he is hungry. Then the cavewoman says, "there's a dinosaur go kill it and I'll make you dinner." So the caveman asks, "how the hell do you expect me to kill a dinosaur???" To which the cavewoman replies, "A stick." With a dumbfounded look on his face the caveman says, "Oh." Mr. Caveman (yeah that's right, 'Mr.') then goes outside and grabs a stick that sorta looks like gumby (because EVERYONE knows that's the best kind of stick to kill a dinosaur with). He then dyes his hair and changes clothes before he goes out to find this dinosaur. Mr. Caveman finds a dinosaur with glasses and figures it'll be an easy kill. He succesfully kills the dinosaur, and there happens to be a piece of paper on the ground that some blood gt on to. A psychiatrist sees this and asks Mr. Caveman what he thinks it is. Mr. Caveman says it's a dragonfly. The psychiatrist is astounded by this response and immediatly dyes the cavemans hair and changes the caveman's clothes. When Mr. Caveman returns home his wife has already prepared a dinner of turkey and carrots. Mr. Caveman and Mrs. Cavewoman live happily ever after. The end. P.S. - Mrs. Cavewoman was having an affair with the psychiatrist (if you didn't already know). Last edited by MuTuaL; 09-01-2003 at 06:49 AM..

09-01-2003, 07:21 AM	#9 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Wow Dude ! This thread is INTENSE ! Woooooah ! __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

09-02-2003, 08:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
MuTuaL Crazy Location: Michigan	cone on guys and girls there have to be some other stories for this post!

09-02-2003, 08:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	"chaka tired." "when my face is empty, my hand is wanting for bellybutton lint." dino says, "the whole fuckin' jurassic swamp and I gotta step in dog shit!" chaka's family tree ptero, "i know i can shit on one of them........" jurassic rorsharch(?) further proof that leopardskin wrestling tights make people bipolar. __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy