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Drider_it · 04-28-2003, 10:14 PM

ok each one is set up the same way.. a totally enclosed room no conventional way out.. no doors windows or such

1.. your in the room with three matches .. how do you get out

2.. your in the room with a board and a saw.. how do you get out

3.. your in the room with a match and a candle how do you get

sorry tired cant remember the rest...

Shades · 04-28-2003, 11:12 PM

And the solutions/punch lines are?

Sluggin · 04-28-2003, 11:18 PM

These are riddles actually methinks. The first one, I think I figured out.. Light all the matches. Once you've struck all three matches, that's three strikes, you're out.. Slightly clever, don't get the other ones though.

Drider_it · 04-28-2003, 11:33 PM

Sluggin gets the gold..

ill post if no one gets them.. aww crapi.. me thinks i should have put this in the nonsense section oh well..

soccerstudpc20 · 04-29-2003, 12:13 AM

nice sluggin, i too dont get the other ones though

JadziaDax · 04-29-2003, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Drider_it
aww crapi.. me thinks i should have put this in the nonsense section oh well..

Done.

Junchbailey · 04-29-2003, 05:47 AM

2.. your in the room with a board and a saw.. how do you get out

You saw the board in half. Take the two halves, put them together and you have a whole. Go out the hole.

platypus · 04-29-2003, 11:22 AM

3.. your in the room with a match and a candle how do you get

Light the candle and let it burn down. When the flame goes out, you follow it.

or

Burn the candle at both ends until you pass out from exhaustion.

OK, now I'm getting silly.

04-28-2003, 10:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
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04-28-2003, 11:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
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04-29-2003, 05:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
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04-29-2003, 11:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
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04-28-2003, 11:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shades Insane	And the solutions/punch lines are?

04-28-2003, 11:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sluggin Upright	These are riddles actually methinks. The first one, I think I figured out.. Light all the matches. Once you've struck all three matches, that's three strikes, you're out.. Slightly clever, don't get the other ones though.

04-29-2003, 12:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	nice sluggin, i too dont get the other ones though