Guess What Is In Spleen's Pants (Game) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 01:29 PM

The Rules:
Ask Questions. As many as you like. I will tell you YES, or NO (and variants of the two)

Guess What Is In My Pants. I will tell you YES, or NO (and variants of the two)
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Should anyone get it right, I will put something else in my pants. Pictures will be posted as you get them correct.

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I will delete posts that have nothing to do with the game. SO NO SPAMMING
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READY????

Spleen puts something in his pants

ariekitten · 04-24-2003, 01:30 PM

your hand?

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 01:31 PM

arie:
No, it is not my hand, although it will be down there sooner or later.

World's King · 04-24-2003, 01:31 PM

A hamster?

onodrim · 04-24-2003, 01:32 PM

cheese?

uncle phil · 04-24-2003, 01:33 PM

your legs...

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 01:34 PM

WK:
There is no hamster in my pants. They were there before, but there is no hamster now.

Onodrim:
Why would I have cheese in my pants?
(besides the obvious reason, it cures warts)

Uncle Phil:
My legs are always in my pants. I put SOMETHING ELSE in my pants.

World's King · 04-24-2003, 01:36 PM

The keg the hamsters were in... Is that still in your pants?

Fly · 04-24-2003, 01:38 PM

$4.11....no you found another dime diggin' so it's $4.21

genka · 04-24-2003, 01:38 PM

A key is a common thing to put in your pants, so I'm gonna go with a stale chocolate easter bunny from last year.

liquid_dreams · 04-24-2003, 01:39 PM

a toy car?

fhqwhgads · 04-24-2003, 01:39 PM

Is it a badger? I hope it's not a badger.

spectre · 04-24-2003, 01:59 PM

Based on the convo in chat, is it WK?

HeyAgain · 04-24-2003, 02:02 PM

Just look at his avatar, it is so obvious! A dancing kitty!

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 02:03 PM

WK:
I took the keg out, and the hamsters too. There is no keg in my pants.

flyman:
I have no money. I'm a poor bastard.

genka:
I don't celebrate easter, and I don't eat bunnies

liquid_dreams:
Why have a toy car when I drive the real thing? Nope.

fhqwhgads:
No badger, they scare me.

spectre:
WK is NOT in my pants (yet)

HeyAgain:
No kitty cat right now. I might squish it.

Tant:
I AM a slab of beef. Man-beef.

Nope, that is not it.

HeyAgain · 04-24-2003, 02:06 PM

What type of store would an individual visit in order to buy an item similar to what you have in your pants?

oberon · 04-24-2003, 02:06 PM

Are you horny? Do you like wearing pants in hot weather? Are you in a fridge? Do you have to take your pants off to remove whatever's in there? Is the object removable? ;-)

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 02:13 PM

Tant:
Yes, it probably is soft. Although depending on circumstances, it could be hard. (not likely though)

HeyAgain:
There is only one place that this item came from, and it is not likely to be sold there again.

oberon:
I am always horny.
I like to wear shorts, unless it is cold, so no
Why would I suffocate myself in a fridge? No.
I didn't have to take my pants off to put it in, so I'm pretty sure I don't have to take them off.
Yes, the object is removable.

Tant:
It is NOT green.
It has eyes.
I hope its not licking.
It has hair.

oberon · 04-24-2003, 02:16 PM

Is it an animal? Is it a cat or dog?

HeyAgain · 04-24-2003, 02:16 PM

Could it be a removable Pee-pee/Wee-wee with straps??

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 02:26 PM

Tant:
Like I told Phil, whatever is always in my pants (figuratively, not literally) is NOT it. I put SOMETHING ELSE in my pants.

oberon:
Yes, it is an animal

HeyAgain:
What? No.

Tant:
Consolidate all your questions into one post please. You can always go back and edit it if I haven't answered the questions yet. And it is NOT a pocket pussy. (where can you buy one of those anyway?

)

RenegadeSoul · 04-24-2003, 02:27 PM

A POTATO!

oberon · 04-24-2003, 02:29 PM

It has hair, so it can't be slithery or otherwise similar to snakes, lizards, fish, etc. right? Does it have a particular fur coloring? Just to be sure, it is a live animal, right? Is it a monkey? Is it commonly found in the jungle or in a pet shop or both?

HeyAgain · 04-24-2003, 02:33 PM

how heavy is the object?
was it meant to be placed within someone's pants?
do you enjoy having this object placed within your pants?
when did you get this object?

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 02:39 PM

RenegadeSoul:
Although it may be said that the environment in my pants could grow potatoes... NO.

oberon:
Right. Not a snake, lizard, fish.
Yes, it has a particular fur coloring, although it may change.
It is alive and breathing.
Not a monkey, don't need more than one monkey in my pants.
Generally not found in the jungle, or a petshop, or both.

Tant:
It is not a bird, dog, or a mouse.
It makes noise
It makes noise that is generally made by things of its type.
It eats food.

HeyAgain:
Yes, it weighs something. Heavy, light?
In one way, yes. It was made to be in someone's pants.
I don't really like it there, but a home, is a home, is a home.
I got the object now. Thats all you need to know.

YES/NO questions only.

World's King · 04-24-2003, 02:39 PM

I'm guess it's nothing... It's all a trick.

Krycheck · 04-24-2003, 02:39 PM

A roll of quarters?

homerhop · 04-24-2003, 02:39 PM

A fruit bat?

HeyAgain · 04-24-2003, 02:48 PM

A piece of pastry?
A warm apple pie?

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 02:53 PM

WK:
No. It is definitely something.

Krycheck:
Not a roll of quarters. Besides, I don't NEED a roll of quarters.

homerhop:
ewww, why would I want a homosexual bat in my pants? Nope.

Tant:
It is not a gerbil or related to a mouse. Its just not very rodent-y at all.

HeyAgain:
Didn't someone say keg already?
And I thought we all decided it was alive...

oberon · 04-24-2003, 03:05 PM

is it a ferret?

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 03:22 PM

Tant:
Not a virtua pet, those things suck anyway.

oberon:
try reading what I wrote above. not a rodent.

oberon · 04-24-2003, 03:22 PM

Is it a human being?

SaltPork · 04-24-2003, 03:22 PM

is it a potato?

oberon · 04-24-2003, 03:27 PM

Is it George W. Bush?

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 03:28 PM

HeyAgain got it right in the chatroom. Huzzah!!!

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Spleen puts something else in his pants now

meanSpleen · 04-24-2003, 04:08 PM

Tant:
It is not edible. Or at least we, as humans have not ate one before.
It has a particular color.
I hope it doesn't drool, it would seriously suck.
No pecker here.
Has a specific shape, but I'm pretty unsure on the smell and flavor.

KWSN · 04-24-2003, 05:50 PM

Is it a cactus?

Sion · 04-24-2003, 09:50 PM

is it an electric hair dryer?

greyeyes · 04-24-2003, 09:57 PM

I'm going with chia pet. is it a chia pet shaped like Ronald Regan?

04-24-2003, 01:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	Guess What Is In Spleen's Pants (Game) The Rules: Ask Questions. As many as you like. I will tell you YES, or NO (and variants of the two) Guess What Is In My Pants. I will tell you YES, or NO (and variants of the two) ------- Should anyone get it right, I will put something else in my pants. Pictures will be posted as you get them correct. ------- I will delete posts that have nothing to do with the game. SO NO SPAMMING -------- READY???? Spleen puts something in his pants __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 01:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
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04-24-2003, 01:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	arie: No, it is not my hand, although it will be down there sooner or later. __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 01:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	A hamster? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-24-2003, 01:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	cheese? __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

04-24-2003, 01:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	your legs... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-24-2003, 01:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	WK: There is no hamster in my pants. They were there before, but there is no hamster now. Onodrim: Why would I have cheese in my pants? (besides the obvious reason, it cures warts) Uncle Phil: My legs are always in my pants. I put SOMETHING ELSE in my pants. __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 01:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	The keg the hamsters were in... Is that still in your pants? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-24-2003, 01:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	$4.11....no you found another dime diggin' so it's $4.21 __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-24-2003, 01:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
genka Tilted Location: New Jersey	A key is a common thing to put in your pants, so I'm gonna go with a stale chocolate easter bunny from last year. __________________ WHOOO!!!!

04-24-2003, 01:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	a toy car?

04-24-2003, 01:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	Is it a badger? I hope it's not a badger.

04-24-2003, 01:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	Based on the convo in chat, is it WK? __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

04-24-2003, 02:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
HeyAgain Psycho	Just look at his avatar, it is so obvious! A dancing kitty!

04-24-2003, 02:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	WK: I took the keg out, and the hamsters too. There is no keg in my pants. flyman: I have no money. I'm a poor bastard. genka: I don't celebrate easter, and I don't eat bunnies liquid_dreams: Why have a toy car when I drive the real thing? Nope. fhqwhgads: No badger, they scare me. spectre: WK is NOT in my pants (yet) HeyAgain: No kitty cat right now. I might squish it. Tant: I AM a slab of beef. Man-beef. Nope, that is not it. __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 02:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	Is it an animal? Is it a cat or dog? __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

04-24-2003, 02:39 PM	#27 (permalink)
Krycheck Sultana ruined my evil persona Location: Los Angeles	A roll of quarters? __________________ His pants are tight...but his morals are loose!!

04-24-2003, 02:39 PM	#28 (permalink)
homerhop Insane Location: ÉIRE	A fruit bat? __________________ its evolution baby

04-24-2003, 03:05 PM	#31 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	is it a ferret? __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

04-24-2003, 02:06 PM	#16 (permalink)
HeyAgain Psycho	What type of store would an individual visit in order to buy an item similar to what you have in your pants?

04-24-2003, 02:06 PM	#17 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	Are you horny? Do you like wearing pants in hot weather? Are you in a fridge? Do you have to take your pants off to remove whatever's in there? Is the object removable? ;-) __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

04-24-2003, 02:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	Tant: Yes, it probably is soft. Although depending on circumstances, it could be hard. (not likely though) HeyAgain: There is only one place that this item came from, and it is not likely to be sold there again. oberon: I am always horny. I like to wear shorts, unless it is cold, so no Why would I suffocate myself in a fridge? No. I didn't have to take my pants off to put it in, so I'm pretty sure I don't have to take them off. Yes, the object is removable. Tant: It is NOT green. It has eyes. I hope its not licking. It has hair. __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 02:16 PM	#20 (permalink)
HeyAgain Psycho	Could it be a removable Pee-pee/Wee-wee with straps??

04-24-2003, 02:26 PM	#21 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	Tant: Like I told Phil, whatever is always in my pants (figuratively, not literally) is NOT it. I put SOMETHING ELSE in my pants. oberon: Yes, it is an animal HeyAgain: What? No. Tant: Consolidate all your questions into one post please. You can always go back and edit it if I haven't answered the questions yet. And it is NOT a pocket pussy. (where can you buy one of those anyway? ) __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 02:27 PM	#22 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	A POTATO!

04-24-2003, 02:29 PM	#23 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	It has hair, so it can't be slithery or otherwise similar to snakes, lizards, fish, etc. right? Does it have a particular fur coloring? Just to be sure, it is a live animal, right? Is it a monkey? Is it commonly found in the jungle or in a pet shop or both? __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

04-24-2003, 02:33 PM	#24 (permalink)
HeyAgain Psycho	how heavy is the object? was it meant to be placed within someone's pants? do you enjoy having this object placed within your pants? when did you get this object?

04-24-2003, 02:39 PM	#25 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	RenegadeSoul: Although it may be said that the environment in my pants could grow potatoes... NO. oberon: Right. Not a snake, lizard, fish. Yes, it has a particular fur coloring, although it may change. It is alive and breathing. Not a monkey, don't need more than one monkey in my pants. Generally not found in the jungle, or a petshop, or both. Tant: It is not a bird, dog, or a mouse. It makes noise It makes noise that is generally made by things of its type. It eats food. HeyAgain: Yes, it weighs something. Heavy, light? In one way, yes. It was made to be in someone's pants. I don't really like it there, but a home, is a home, is a home. I got the object now. Thats all you need to know. YES/NO questions only. __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 02:39 PM	#26 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I'm guess it's nothing... It's all a trick. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-24-2003, 02:48 PM	#29 (permalink)
HeyAgain Psycho	A piece of pastry? A warm apple pie? Last edited by HeyAgain; 04-24-2003 at 02:52 PM..

04-24-2003, 02:53 PM	#30 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	WK: No. It is definitely something. Krycheck: Not a roll of quarters. Besides, I don't NEED a roll of quarters. homerhop: ewww, why would I want a homosexual bat in my pants? Nope. Tant: It is not a gerbil or related to a mouse. Its just not very rodent-y at all. HeyAgain: Didn't someone say keg already? And I thought we all decided it was alive... __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 03:22 PM	#32 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	Tant: Not a virtua pet, those things suck anyway. oberon: try reading what I wrote above. not a rodent. __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 03:22 PM	#33 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	Is it a human being? __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

04-24-2003, 03:22 PM	#34 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	is it a potato? __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-24-2003, 03:27 PM	#35 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	Is it George W. Bush? __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

04-24-2003, 03:28 PM	#36 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	THE ANSWER!! HeyAgain got it right in the chatroom. Huzzah!!! [IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgCvBDMWhzJz0WAhKvhrau5JjKq0d4W8c7OB5yhasNLQgzpy4V77piG49TlU5DJoBAtdy!6vHzQkUunrMMuOwtpg42O2hjKj8ayQzu9c/bushisinmypants.jpg?dc=4675419165871831019[/IMG] Spleen puts something else in his pants now* __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 04:08 PM	#37 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	Tant: It is not edible. Or at least we, as humans have not ate one before. It has a particular color. I hope it doesn't drool, it would seriously suck. No pecker here. Has a specific shape, but I'm pretty unsure on the smell and flavor. __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-24-2003, 05:50 PM	#38 (permalink)
KWSN green	Is it a cactus? __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-24-2003, 09:50 PM	#39 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	is it an electric hair dryer? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...