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cchris · 09-27-2003, 09:09 PM

LINK TO SITE

JESUS the Monster Truck
Formerly the Stryper Tour Van

2003 Tour "America Kicks Ass"

In Competition for the
International Semi-Regional State Divisional County Sectional City Wide Title

Come see the
CAR CRUSHING HIGH HOPPING
FREE-STYLING SOUL-SAVING
Action!!

Watch as JESUS crushes and destroys all of his enemies
then finshes them off with the STIGMATA BLASTER©*
All in the name of GOD!!!

* Stigmata Blood may irritate skin and cause minor rashing

sadistikdreams · 09-27-2003, 09:44 PM

holy shit. i want that hearse.

QuasiMojo · 09-27-2003, 09:50 PM

there's a fine line between mockery and Mockery.

This just reminded me of a Ministry tune- "Jesus built my hotrod"

C.I.O

Batman976 · 09-27-2003, 10:53 PM

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

liquid_dreams · 09-28-2003, 02:35 AM

take the other cars to hell and perhaps to heaven just let me have the limo and them hotties in it and you got your selfs a happy dreams

Sapper · 09-28-2003, 02:02 PM

Lol !!

YourNeverThere · 09-28-2003, 03:38 PM

what the hell is going on.

pancakerabbit · 09-28-2003, 04:34 PM

mmmm, limo full of bikini chicks

Stare At The Sun · 09-28-2003, 07:32 PM

That look photochopped to anyone else?

rockogre · 09-29-2003, 08:50 AM

Go Jebus!

CyN1caL · 09-29-2003, 09:25 AM

One of the janitors at my schooled was name "Jesus" only you said his name as A-Zeus. Even though he didn't know English very well, he was a cool guy

Midnight_Son · 09-29-2003, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnlikedOne
That look photochopped to anyone else?

yup, and not best quality work either.

09-27-2003, 09:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Let Jesus drive you home. LINK TO SITE JESUS the Monster Truck Formerly the Stryper Tour Van 2003 Tour "America Kicks Ass" In Competition for the International Semi-Regional State Divisional County Sectional City Wide Title Come see the CAR CRUSHING HIGH HOPPING FREE-STYLING SOUL-SAVING Action!! Watch as JESUS crushes and destroys all of his enemies then finshes them off with the STIGMATA BLASTER©* All in the name of GOD!!! * Stigmata Blood may irritate skin and cause minor rashing __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

09-27-2003, 09:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	holy shit. i want that hearse. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

09-27-2003, 09:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	there's a fine line between mockery and Mockery. This just reminded me of a Ministry tune- "Jesus built my hotrod" C.I.O __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

09-27-2003, 10:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Nobody fucks with the Jesus! __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

09-28-2003, 02:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sapper Insane Location: The Internet	Lol !! __________________ rm -f /bin/laden

09-28-2003, 02:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	take the other cars to hell and perhaps to heaven just let me have the limo and them hotties in it and you got your selfs a happy dreams

09-28-2003, 03:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	what the hell is going on. __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

09-28-2003, 04:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
pancakerabbit Tilted	mmmm, limo full of bikini chicks __________________ I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Jack Handey

09-28-2003, 07:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	That look photochopped to anyone else?

09-29-2003, 08:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Go Jebus! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

09-29-2003, 09:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
CyN1caL Crazy	One of the janitors at my schooled was name "Jesus" only you said his name as A-Zeus. Even though he didn't know English very well, he was a cool guy