GSRIDER

I was caught at both.

When I was in high school my dad came downstairs cause I had the TV on, I think I was mid-pull, dear caught in the headlights look on my face. He opened the door and then shut it, a second later it opened again and he made me hand over my porn (oh the days before the internet).

Also in High School I was with my girlfriend on the Family room floor. My parents were gone for the night and my sister was out w/ friends. My pasty white ass is flying around when i hear a knock on the window looking down into the basement. It was my little sister smiling, waving and pointing. Her and I were dressed and sitting on the couch in a matter of seconds, why I tried to play it off I do not know.

For years she told me she would not sit on the floor down stairs.

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Shauk

yeah I had a roommate bust in on me once a looooong time ago, I couldn't really play it off cuz you know, my material was right there on my monitor so to speak.

as far as caught having sex? lots of times, don't care though, I take pride in it to a perverse extent.

Leto

Yep. but not busted. After sleeping over at my girlfriend's house (she shared a student house with 4 other girls, and had a bedroom which would have been the dining room if the house was a "normal" abode).

While we were enjoying some morning "69" (sort of side by side, I was under the comforter, in the head to the foot of the bed position, she was at that point just enjoying my administrations) one of her roomies comes in the room to borrow a sweater.

As it was semi dark, the roomie didn't notice the bulkiness of the covers, and just conversed with my girlfriend, whom she thought was just by herself in bed. She even sat on the edge of the bed while puting on the sweater and shortly left, non the wiser. From that point, we tried to keep score of our close calls.

Dane Bramage

several times.

by a cop while doing it in the front seat of my '71 Buick.

got caught by my sister whacking off when i was like 13.

by my mom's b-friend while skipping school (yeah... they didn't like that one).

ah... to be young again.

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Ourcrazymodern?

I've been accused of being immodest.

Ever been caught? Not when I should have been, but often enough: friends, cops, neighbors, strangers.

Doing (?) makes the difference, not being "caught" at it.

Unless you get caught, of course.

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creepysusie

Me and my boyfriend were ALMOST having sex when my brother burst in through the door.
So bad.
Plus so many near misses that it's just not funny. My boyfriend's room doesn't have a door and it's an L shaped room. Unfortuantely, the family computer is close to the door. Of course, it's generally a bad idea to have sex in a room that has no door.

Jezzabelle

I've been caught once, an ex- and I were at the river because he 'wanted to check out a fishing hole his uncle told him about' He got out to go pee and I took the opportunity to get out and stretch my legs by walking over to his side of the car. I pushed him up against the car and started kissing him, and one thing led to another and we were fucking up against my car. It started raining so we moved it inside the car. We saw headlights come around the corner but didn't think it was a sheriff until he spot lighted us... At least he was nice enough to give us a minute before he walked up to the car!

ItWasMe

"Sort of" got caught. Hubby left a quick message on his friend's answering machine. When he closed his cell phone, he managed to hit "speaker" instead of "disconnect" So, yea, our friend had a very, um, interesting recording waiting for him on his answering machine. Good thing the maximum recording time was only a few minutes. Did I mention that I hate phones?

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Leto

Where does one meet a gal like you? do you think you could send my wife some pointers?

biznatch

On my b-day, when I was a young teen. My mom opened the door to wish me happy birthday. I was wearing a baggy shirt so I through it over my junk, windows key+M as quick as I could. Don't know if she knew. Hope she didn't.

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Jezzabelle

I suppose I could send some pointers but I just do what feels right and comes natural....

Zooksport2

On the night of our wedding, we stayed at a local hotel for the night, before heading off on our honeymoon. In the morning, woke up late, and I was laying back, while the bride rode on top, when a cleaner came in, apologised, and left. A few minutes later, whilst we were continueing, another cleaner also entered, and left. We gave up, dressed and left!

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