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Old 08-28-2003, 01:19 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Those facts were just too special to combine eh krazixs?

I have a list on my comp at home I will try and find and post tomorow.

Some cool info on here!
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Old 08-28-2003, 01:22 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I guess I could have but I kept switching back and forth between this and my real "work" , i'll try to put all of them in one long list
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Old 08-28-2003, 02:01 PM   #43 (permalink)
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That can't be possible Kazix.. The baby thing sorry.

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Old 08-28-2003, 02:03 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2003, 12:51 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2003, 01:16 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2003, 01:37 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Did you know that Leonardo da Vinci made detailed sketches of parachutes in 1485?
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Old 08-29-2003, 01:58 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2003, 12:42 PM   #49 (permalink)
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"dreamt" is the only english word that ends in the letters "mt."
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Old 09-02-2003, 01:47 PM   #50 (permalink)
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did you know that those fabric softener sheets that you throw in the dryer with your clothes can be used to clean out the lint trap & they are also nice for quick spot dusting furniture!

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Old 09-02-2003, 02:26 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2003, 03:39 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2003, 03:55 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Dolphins are the only other species on the planet to have sex for pleasure.
I believe that several species of ape (besides man) do so as well.
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Old 09-04-2003, 01:57 PM   #54 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:58 PM   #55 (permalink)
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a dragonfly has a life-span of 24 hours...
don't you mean the mayfly? (Which doesn't actually live for 24 hours...it is a mature adult for 24 hours, but it lives for a number of moths in a premature state)
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:34 PM   #56 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 09-12-2003, 03:08 PM   #57 (permalink)
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did you know that fabric softener sheets helps with static electricity in your hair?
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Old 09-15-2003, 01:10 PM   #58 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 09-15-2003, 03:54 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2003, 03:01 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Getting attacked by a crocodile? wait until it lets go and then clamp its mouth shut with your hands--it's a strong beast but the muscles in your hands are stronger than the muscles it uses to OPEN its mouth.

Then run.
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Old 10-15-2003, 04:06 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2003, 08:17 PM   #62 (permalink)
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The largest city not served by an Interstate highway is Fresno, CA.
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Old 10-15-2003, 09:36 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:02 AM   #64 (permalink)
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The fifth largest city in California is Oxnard. That might not mean much to you unless you've been to Oxnard...
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:40 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Dolphins are the only other species on the planet to have sex for pleasure.
The Bonobo... http://songweaver.com/info/bonobos.html

Sex, it turned out, is the key to the social life of the bonobo. The first suggestion that the sexual behavior of bonobos is different had come from observations at European zoos. Wrapping their findings in Latin, primatologists Eduard Tratz and Heinz Heck reported in 1954 that the chimpanzees at Hellabrun mated more canum (like dogs) and bonobos more hominum (like people). In those days, face-to- face copulation was considered uniquely human, a cultural innovation that needed to be taught to preliterate people (hence the term "missionary position"). These early studies, written in German, were ignored by the international scientific establishment. The bonobo's humanlike sexuality needed to be rediscovered in the 1970s before it became accepted as characteristic of the species.

Bonobos become sexually aroused remarkably easily, and they express this excitement in a variety of mounting positions and genital contacts. Although chimpanzees virtually never adopt face-to-face positions, bonobos do so in one out of three copulations in the wild. Furthermore, the frontal orientation of the bonobo vulva and clitoris strongly suggest that the female genitalia are adapted for this position.

Another similarity with humans is increased female sexual receptivity. The tumescent phase of the female's genitals, resulting in a pink swelling that signals willingness to mate, covers a much longer part of estrus in bonobos than in chimpanzees. Instead of a few days out of her cycle, the female bonobo is almost continuously sexually attractive and active.
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:52 PM   #66 (permalink)
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when refering to the execution method, "hanged" is the correct past tense, not "hung"
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Old 03-03-2004, 06:51 PM   #67 (permalink)
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when refering to the execution method, "hanged" is the correct past tense, not "hung"
When refering to Crackprogram, the opposite is in fact true; "Hung", not "Hanged" is correct.
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:13 PM   #68 (permalink)
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In the video for "Come on Eileen" (Dexy's Midnight Runners) no one is wearing underwear.
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:05 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Did you know...

The largest city in America, in terns of area covered, is Juneau, ALaska. (in the 48 "lower states", it Jacksonville, Florida)

The largest city is ALSO the state capital in only 17 states of the USA.
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:16 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Did you know that bernadette is the result of a secret experiment to clone Martha Stewart?

See the evidence below.....
yes wry1, it's true. now that the secret is out, please buy my book. also look for my line of linens available at Wal-Marts everywhere.

Quote:
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did you know that fabric softener sheets helps with static electricity in your hair?
yoshi, i did not know that. i will certainly include that nifty tidbit in the next release of my book. thanks!
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:24 PM   #71 (permalink)
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There is a small island of the coast of Equatorial Guinea named Fernando Poo. (Billy Crystal sez that it looks marvellous.)
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:32 PM   #72 (permalink)
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a woman's vagina is cleaner than her mouth...
can you confirm this? i really need an excuse to eat more pussy.

BTW, Did you know that i am a master of knowledge but don't want to create a 'ask me, anything' thread, because there are already to many?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:38 PM   #73 (permalink)
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You cannot lick the base of your elbow.

Seriously, how many people tried this when they heard it??

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Old 03-04-2004, 08:25 PM   #74 (permalink)
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i tried it & confirmed at least for myself.
my tongue ain't got any shot at licking my elbow.
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Old 03-05-2004, 04:08 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Recycling Your Shoes
invest" in a pair of Nikes but always keep the original box in which they were purchased. Nikes has a lifetime guarantee on their shoes so whenever they rip, tear, fall apart, I just pack them up and send them into Nikes. Nikes sends me back a new pair of shoes that is the closest available style that I had originally purchased. The only cost to you is shipping.
Is this really true ? I've searched on Google and couldn't find any info, nor did I find any on Nike site...
And, if it is true, is it a worldwide warranty ? I mean, I live in France
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:55 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2004, 07:07 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2004, 08:59 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2004, 09:06 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:47 PM   #80 (permalink)
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