neddy65

Everybody has a misheard lyric story
When my son was small he would sing along to the Nitty Gritty Dirt band song "Cadillac Ranch" and we would laugh our asses off when he would be "cruisin' down the highway like a pickled dinosaur" instead of a "big old dinosaur".
now let us all enjoy your misheard lyric stories

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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

bundy

in that Spice Girl song, wannabe, i used to think that they sang, ¨sell your body now, theres money all around...¨... but apparently thats not the official line.

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Ohayo!!!

neddy65

I also like the Alanis Morrisette song "You Otta Know" with "the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me" instead of "the cross I bear..."

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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

Fly

sloooow motion walter....
the fire engine guy...



????

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

JumpinJesus

When I was but a wee tyke, a favorite of mine was Paul Simon's "Kodachrome". Being only about 4 or 5, I had no clue what a Kodachrome was nor did I know the name of the song. Alas, I would happily sing, "Mama don't take my pocket comb away from me."

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

marcopolo

Stevie Nicks singing: ' Like a one wing dove ,sounds like she's singing...whoo...whoo...whoo'. Because of the wing injury .

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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

pr0f3n

The first time I ever heard of Marilyn Mason was at a Nine Inch Nails concert. They played "Cake and Sodomy" which was pretty catchy, the lines " White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy"

After all the noise and intoxicants, the next day i had the song stuck in my head: "Death Ray Jelly bean R&B, talk like Raymond Bradbury"

Also, "Clown Patrol of Mao Tse-Tung" from SPace Oddity

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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche

cliche

From my GF (a master of misheard lyrics):

RHCP: Fly away, on my Vespa (she was thinking mopeds)
J'Lo: I'm still, I'm still, Jelly on the block

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I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

neddy65

Come on people there has to more of these floating around like CCR's bad moon rising "there's a bathroom on the right" or from the threads title " Here come Jed and Lionel" for Big Old Jet Airliner by Steve Miller Band.

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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

GarthInPittsburgh

Misunderstood album lyrics:

Anything by 50 cent...

There's a reason why people who get shot in the mouth usually don't chase music careers.

I seriously thought "wanksta" was "wangsta"

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i was going to call 911, but I was downloading a file

Fly

oh lord...stepped in horse dung again...........


there's some ccr for ya'.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Shpoop

lol neddy. Im not exactly an alanis fan, but until i read ur post, i still thought it was cross eyed bear

but i cant tthink of another lyric story right now... im sure i have one