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Old 08-19-2003, 09:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A good quote site . Press refresh to see different quotes.
As for the first time I visited the site, I got :

Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on
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Old 08-20-2003, 07:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Aww nuts, my quote wasn't that great.

"Once they go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department." -- Werner von Braun
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Old 08-20-2003, 07:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Lebell's arms
I always say beauty is only sin deep. -- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"

Love this one -- I will bookmark this site as I enjoy quotations! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: CANADA!!!
Multics is security spelled sideways.

hehe thats great....i dont get it :P
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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<b>killerjoejoe</b>, your's was awesome.....I don't get it either.


A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual and exceptional ability in that particular field."

crap.
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means
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Old 08-20-2003, 11:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: Seattle.
"hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub. "
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Old 08-20-2003, 11:40 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: Great White North
Quote:
Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a cockatoo. -- George Bernard Shaw
Indeed
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Old 08-20-2003, 08:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
Quote:
We are all born mad. Some remain so. -- Samuel Beckett
I think I've found a new sig.
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i got a good one

Who's scruffy-looking? -- Han Solo

can ya beat that????
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Old 08-21-2003, 12:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Mummy dust to make me old; To shroud my clothes, the black of night; To age my voice, an old hag's cackle; To whiten my hair, a scream of fright; A blast of wind to fan my hate; A thunderbolt to mix it well -- Now begin thy magic spell! -- Walter Disney, "Snow White"
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Old 08-21-2003, 05:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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mine was stupid.


Management: How many feet do mice have? Reply: Mice have four feet. M: Elaborate! R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet. M: No discussion of fifth appendage! R: Mice have five appendages; four of them are feet; one is a tail. M: What? Feet with no legs? R: Mice have four legs, four feet, and one tail per unit-mouse. M: Confusing -- is that a total of 9 appendages? R: Mice have four leg-foot assemblies and one tail assembly per body. M: Does not fully discuss the issue! R: Each mouse comes equipped with four legs and a tail. Each leg is equipped with a foot at the end opposite the body; the tail is not equipped with a foot. M: Descriptive? Yes. Forceful NO! R: Allotment of appendages for mice will be: Four foot-leg assemblies, one tail. Deviation from this policy is not permitted as it would constitute misapportionment of scarce appendage assets. M: Too authoritarian; stifles creativity! R: Mice have four feet; each foot is attached to a small leg joined integrally with the overall mouse structural sub-system. Also attached to the mouse sub-system is a thin tail, non-functional and ornamental in nature. M: Too verbose/scientific. Answer the question! R: Mice have four feet.

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Old 08-21-2003, 11:38 AM   #13 (permalink)
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The trouble with a kitten is that When it grows up, it's always a cat -- Ogden Nash.
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Old 08-21-2003, 12:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? -- Marvin Kitman

This is kinda fun!
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