Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Fun Zone (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/)
-   -   If you could be... (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/23000-if-you-could.html)

killerjoejoe 08-18-2003 09:28 PM

If you could be...
 
Boba Fett...or Han solo, who would you be

bundy 08-18-2003 09:41 PM

clearly, the answer is Han Solo.
after all, he does manage to score princess hair-ears.

what does Boba Fett score? eternal suffering in the stomach of that foul desert demon?

no thanks.
i´ll be Han Solo.

nostalgic1 08-18-2003 09:46 PM

most definetly han solo.. captain of the millenium falcon.. lover of the princess.. it doesn't get much better...

sadistikdreams 08-18-2003 09:55 PM

guh... Lando Calrissian.

he's the grand pimp of cloud city.

crackpot 08-18-2003 10:09 PM

Han Solo, cuz he's breaking Calista Flockhart in half nightly.
Pardon my vulgarity.

micah67 08-19-2003 12:04 AM

Han Solo, because someone's got your back and will clean up behind you so it looks like you DIDN'T shoot first.

iktoweya 08-19-2003 12:16 AM

definitely Han Solo

TerresqueÜ 08-19-2003 12:49 AM

Han all the way.

God of Thunder 08-19-2003 04:25 AM

Han Solo!!

Come on, he has a Wookie for a sidekick!!

johnnymysto 08-19-2003 04:28 AM

Boba Fett. Cuz his wallet says 'Bad Mutha F***er'.

Midlandmadman 08-19-2003 04:56 AM

I am going with Boba fett ........... yeah, he ends up in the worm.... but before that he was a BMF!!!

jwoody 08-19-2003 05:17 AM

If you said Han Solo then you don't know what Boba Fett does in his spare time.

I do, and I would defianately choose Boba.

Troublebot 08-19-2003 08:06 AM

Han.

He had the kick ass hair. He was a smart ass. His ship was much cooler looking (Slave I looked like an iron). He ended up with Leia. But, beyond all those reasons, there's one thing that beats Boba hands down.

Chewie.

Any time you have a wookie watching your six, you are King Shit.

killerjoejoe 08-19-2003 08:52 AM

i dunno...Boba Fett has one sweet ass looking backpack

onetime2 08-19-2003 10:38 AM

Gotta go with Han. He's got the ride, the chick, and the sidekick. A series can't be far behind. Boba Fett, well, he's worm turd about now.

bparker805 08-19-2003 10:46 AM

For me, it would have to be Boba Fett... the most notorious bounty hunter in the universe! Not to mention he has cooler toys than Han ever did. Did Han ever have a jetpack? No, all he had was a hairy wookie and a souped up jalopy.

Munku 08-19-2003 10:57 AM

Boba Fett all teh way! He had the rockets and shit he was a pimp ass bounty hunter.

Giant Hamburger 08-19-2003 11:12 AM

Hail Citizens!

I feel I must point out that Boba Fett was saved from eternal digestion in the gut tube of the Sarlac by none other than Dengar.
http://www.spatcave.com/cons/epic9.JPG

After the rescue, Dengar could be found in the Mos Eisley Supermarket parking lot taking a break and answering questions.
http://www.jundlandwastes.com/pictur...ion/dengar.jpg

As for Han, I'm uncertain if I would share his affection for Wookies.
http://www.stomptokyo.com/sings/swho...mages/hug2.jpg
I imagine a lot of loose fur in their conjugal bed. Chewbacca is almost certainly a screamer. Passionate nights would be tough on roommates. I vote Boba.
-GH

killerjoejoe 08-19-2003 01:20 PM

Dengar?? why use a P.O.S. "Punisher 1" when you can fly the "Slave 1"

Giant Hamburger 08-19-2003 01:35 PM

Hail KillerJoeJoe!

Do you read the words or just look at the pictures?
I voted Boba. I was just explaining why.
-GH

JumpinJesus 08-19-2003 01:41 PM

I, for one, just look at the pictures. That is quite a lovely embrace in which Mr. Solo and Chewy are embraced.

I'd be Han, Boba's just too close to being a robot for me.

Beltruckus 08-19-2003 01:44 PM

yes but a robot with spirit, like bender or the "danger will robison" robot, If i was going to be a robot i would be a robot with spirit.

killerjoejoe 08-19-2003 08:00 PM

I know Giant Hamburger...im just stressing the fact that Boba is king :)

Fly 08-19-2003 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troublebot


Any time you have a wookie watching your six, you are King Shit.

you said it...........


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:55 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360