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Keg-o-Grog 08-16-2003 11:34 AM

The hard side to life
 
Shaving gel just doesnt make good foam beards :(

This time i tried taking extra much gel, but... shaving gel just doesnt give you that good foam beard that ordinary shaveing foam does... where has the fun gone.

maybe i just need a really good bath, with loads of soap..





..man i wish i had foam beard


Fifteen Short 08-16-2003 11:56 AM

Hah! Good times.....I havent used shaving gel in a while. I need to buy some more. And some blades. Im lazy.

sub zero 08-16-2003 03:36 PM

:hmm: All I've ever used has been gel. I guess I missed out.

Here's to foaming beards every where! *raises drinking glass*

Keg-o-Grog 08-16-2003 03:42 PM

yay two posts for my fabelous thread

holtmate 08-16-2003 03:42 PM

That is too true...I cannot get a substantial beard with my gel. The regular foam is lots more fun, but just doesn't protect as well...maybe that could be the next shaving innovation...foamier shaving gel! :D

Keg-o-Grog 08-16-2003 03:43 PM

yeah baby

RoadRage 08-17-2003 07:56 AM

Foam beards are overrated.

I hate shaving. I just wish it wouldn't grow.

Nefir 08-17-2003 08:30 AM

I'm living the high life, baby. I don't just use regular shaving foam - I use EXTRA-FOAMY shaving foam. Not only can I have a giant foam beard, but its quite possibly bullet-proof too.

http://www.nefir.com/misc/t_you.jpg
Mr.T says: "I pity da foo' who uses shaving gel over foam!"

Foopius2 08-17-2003 09:13 AM

i had been using gel just like everyone else

then i found an old can of creme and used it... the experience is so much better... just as good a shave but a much cleaner, smoother feeling afterwards

go back to creme! i did!

Keg-o-Grog 08-17-2003 10:09 AM

man, we gotta bring the foam back

Stiltzkin 08-17-2003 11:07 AM

You people and your fancy stuff. For me it's just soap and warm water.

:thumbsup:

dnd 08-17-2003 11:12 AM

what about the lubrication? will anyone think about the lubrication factor!!!!

Shpoop 08-17-2003 11:18 AM

gilette foamy forever!

micah67 08-19-2003 11:17 AM

Who needs lubricant? Give me a Bowie knife and I'm good.

rockogre 08-19-2003 11:21 AM

What is this "Shaving" you speak of?

buddle 08-19-2003 01:56 PM

I say, go to a barbrer and get a real foam shave, now thats something :D

Keg-o-Grog 08-19-2003 02:01 PM

With foam you just squirt some in your hand, and it expands and it becomes this big ball of foam, and you can shape and create your face into the most charismatic snow giant, or just a stud santa clause. and you get clap your hands together and it blows out on each side.. foam is just the way to go people, and you can even make your nose foam tiped, now how cool is that ?

when you squirt gel in your hand its just small.. and when you squish it out its just a puny exuse for foam.. and it doesnt smear out that well.. no.. gel is the spawn of satan.

if you want to stay strong, and get anywhere in this life, it is foam that you need to strengthen your spirit. its foam you need to shape and curve your beard growth until it obtains either a premanet full white beard (caused by either making the ultimate foam beard, or taking a permanent foam beard at one of thouse back ally stores) or a sexy and appealing shave of personal choise.

with foam we stand.
with gel we fall.

its ze truth my friends.

buddle 08-19-2003 02:06 PM

Agreed!

Why dont somebody write a letter to the foam producers and tell them that they should make a permanent foam... I bet everyone would love me if I have a huge whitebeard :O

Still, if they made it, everyone would have it because its so cool... so we need to keep this underground.

and, would the world be a better place without gel?

Keg-o-Grog 08-19-2003 02:09 PM

oh yes it would, we need to rid evil legions of the gel demons, and claim back what foam has rightfully claimed, every mans sturdy cheek.

Its also important to keep this underground, to not let it leak out to the ignorant masses. foam beard can only be worn by thouse with pride and honor in the ways of foam.

VIVA LA GEL RESISTANCE!!!

buddle 08-20-2003 06:54 AM

Perhaps someone could sneak in some foam to bush? I think he needs it!!!

VIVA LA REVULTION

killerjoejoe 08-20-2003 09:35 AM

man...i havent shaved in 16 years...must be cursed witha thin beard :P

Keg-o-Grog 08-20-2003 09:48 AM

yarr, this revolutionising thread must be kept ashore. we must find every pro-foam lover out there. the fight against gel is at hand..

we must keep it alive i say. we must not let our courage wither.
we need to look the gel fiends in the eyes and say "foam can out beard you anytime".

Midlandmadman 08-20-2003 10:13 AM

Attention all people who have read this thread ...............


Keg-o-Grog is not the fun loving, foam bearded individual that he wants you to believe. Our sources have found out that he is actually the CEO for Barbasol shaving cream. If sales don't get better he won't recieve his 4.5 million dollar bonus!!! Don't let the fat cats get fatter...... use shaving gel !!!!

(paid for by the makers of shaving gel)

Keg-o-Grog 08-20-2003 10:27 AM

noooo!! its all lies.. i have a true foam heart, beating within my chest.. its the turth i tell you. do not let your minds be fooled by that Midland madman.. hes mad

Sion 08-20-2003 05:43 PM

foam beards? bah, thats nothing


now a good shampoo mohawk, thats where its at!

Midlandmadman 08-21-2003 04:45 AM

Thats right sion............. denounce thoes foam beards... its all hype... I am down with the shampoo mohawk and the dry shaving.

(paid for by the makers of shaving gel & shampoo)


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