I just gotta say.....
 

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I love my dishwasher too, but if she finds out that I call her that, she is going to be pissed. It'll be worse if my wife finds out. :)

I love my steam cleaner. My washing maschines, cars, compact disk players and electrical tin openers. My good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance, fixed interest mortgage repayments, leisureware and matching luggage, three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics, sitting on my couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into my mouth rotting away at the end of it all, perishing my last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats Ive spawned to replace myself.

I though i was the dishwasher O_o you mean theres a machine that does it! :eek:

trainspotting?

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I love vibrators!