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apetaster · 04-30-2003, 05:33 PM

There's a place on Bermuda called the Swizzle Inn, where they serve rum swizzles. Motto is "swizzle in, stagger out."

YzermanS19 · 04-30-2003, 05:35 PM

Guiness's around. Drink 2, you'll be 35 lbs heavier.

in tijuana, hookers wear uniforms.

Fun times

YzermanS19 · 04-30-2003, 06:28 PM

sippin on coke and rum
im like so what im drunk
its the freakin weekend baby
im about to have me some fun

Hell yeah!

JoeyB · 04-30-2003, 06:33 PM

*JoeyB senses life. Could this finally be a good experience in the Stumble Inn? He strolls back to the bar and tries again for his long-awaited drink.*

"Scotch and soda please."

Go_AVS · 04-30-2003, 06:59 PM

*Go_AVS calls up from Vegas and asks bartender*

Is JoeyB there. Can you tell him that me and Stan waited for him and gave up. We sent the lear jet back up there to pick up Joey and whoever else wants to pile in. Gotta go. The tables are hot and the women hotter!!

william_wallace · 04-30-2003, 07:01 PM

:: downs 3 pints of Guiness then starts throwing boulders around the parking lot in a effort to keep the yeasty goodness from becomming a permanent resident of my gut ::

SaltPork · 04-30-2003, 07:25 PM

Hey william_wallace, those boulders are for the Strongest Man competition...make sure they get back in the order they were before, okay?

ROUND OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!!! ON THE HOUSE!

JoeyB · 04-30-2003, 07:42 PM

*JoeyB politely declines, thanks the barkeep for his time and hospitality and walks towards the door, apparently satisfied with a brief moment of happiness---and still smarting from the past trauma in this place*

"Thanks for everything....I'm sure I'll see you soon."

*He leaves*

william_wallace · 04-30-2003, 07:48 PM

No problem, wrkime.
:: puts boulders back where they were and heads back to the bar ::

Any chance of getting a tripple shot of Jameson?

YzermanS19 · 04-30-2003, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by william_wallace
No problem, wrkime.
:: puts boulders back where they were and heads back to the bar ::

Any chance of getting a tripple shot of Jameson?

Triple Jameson coming up.

Best of luck not dying tonight from alcohol poisoning.

SaltPork · 04-30-2003, 08:05 PM

::wrkime downs a bottle of Ketel One, much to the horror of onlookers....note-wrkime weighs 190 and is 6 feet tall, surely no good will come of this::

SaltPork · 04-30-2003, 08:06 PM

::if you listen closely, you can hear wrkime's liver saying, "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?"::

william_wallace · 04-30-2003, 08:09 PM

:: sips the Jameson down to two shots worth, then downs it ::
Mmmmm, tasty.

Don't worry YzermanS19, I've inhereted my family's stainless steel liver

. It should keep me going good untill someone busts out the Everclear. That stuff be rather strong.

SaltPork · 04-30-2003, 08:13 PM

::wrkime wretches violently expelling the contents of his stomach with the kind of force normally reserved for tsunamis. Smiling impishly, he pulls himself together and squeegees the mess to the floor drain::

Kids, don't try this at home.

william_wallace · 04-30-2003, 08:14 PM

:: listens to the sounds of rage and protest from wrkime's liver ::
I know that sound. My buddy's did that just after he nuked it with a pint of redbull and vodka.

richeee · 04-30-2003, 09:29 PM

Y-man, william_wallace's tab is on me, from now on,until further notice...
I'm back- who the fuck is on stage now????
Miranda! I need the usual!!! (and I need YOU!

) This band should be better than what we experienced before!!!!

YzermanS19 · 04-30-2003, 10:49 PM

william_wallace, consider all debts paid.

*points to richeee*

This guy thought you needed it.

Everclear does a number on me, but did more on my girlfriend. After one shot and a few Sky Blues', she was druel pukin all night long.

My baby

Go_AVS · 05-01-2003, 07:37 AM

AVS walks in with a wad of cash in hand.

Throws Bones an even mil and thanks him for the setup. Stan and I cleaned house in Vegas then partied all night long. I'm not sure when Stan is going to show up, I think he still had a few wild women with him. We didn't do as well as Bones but still took 8 mil.

AVS orders a Coors Light (Scotch might be a little rough right now)

bender · 05-01-2003, 08:07 AM

cut off !!

Go_AVS · 05-01-2003, 08:32 AM

Hey Bones - AC sounds good. I know some good places to hang there since it's my old stomping ground. Can't wait...

SaltPork · 05-01-2003, 08:49 AM

count me in, I could use a getaway.

Go_AVS · 05-01-2003, 09:13 AM

I hope I can handle the GGW after last night but I'm always up for trying. Nothing is better than a blowjob at a blackjack table...

YzermanS19 · 05-01-2003, 10:27 AM

Got a new shipment of Das Komet and Jack Daniels....feel free to take a bottle home for the wife and kids

DRINKS AROUND! Its going to be a very very good night for me

YzermanS19 · 05-01-2003, 01:10 PM

Bones, keep the fireworks out of the bar. My clothes are so soaked with alcohol, we'd all go up in flames.

zaiaz · 05-01-2003, 01:30 PM

Hola amigos and chicas, barkeep hows about a cubalibre

KWSN · 05-01-2003, 02:36 PM

KWSN is homesick here....

So, in that case, serve him 50,000 (that is not a typo) Long Island Iced Teas... and a spirit water.

YzermanS19 · 05-01-2003, 06:09 PM

50,000 liit's coming up

have 49k on the house

KWSN · 05-01-2003, 06:15 PM

KWSN will gladly pay for the 1,000 remaining LIIT's. In cash. In one bill. In one 5,000 dollar bill.

If all of the LIIT's are $4.75, do you have change for KWSN?

SaltPork · 05-01-2003, 07:10 PM

I got you covered KWSN, you're moeny's no good here....we will take care of everything....uh, right chief?

galaxygirl · 05-01-2003, 07:13 PM

I could use a margarita right about now. Actually make it a pitcher. Then once I finish drinking the wonderful elixer I can smash the pitcher over my ex's head.

Miranda · 05-02-2003, 12:48 AM

Hi boys! I'm back!
Sorry if I kept anyone waiting!
Can I get anyone a drink?

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
Y-man, william_wallace's tab is on me, from now on,until further notice...
I'm back- who the fuck is on stage now????
Miranda! I need the usual!!! (and I need YOU!) This band should be better than what we experienced before!!!!

Hi hun

Come on! Whats the usual tonight

YzermanS19 · 05-02-2003, 09:31 AM

*bump*

Can't believe this fell off the front page.

Drinks around everyone......galaxy, margarita coming right up.

Pitcher too

wrkime, your dead on. KW, money is no object in the Stumble Inn.

Go_AVS · 05-02-2003, 10:26 AM

*Go_AVS stumbles in*

Can I get a bloody mary? I need something to soothe this hangover. Bones was a wild man in AC last night. Actually, make it a double...

YzermanS19 · 05-02-2003, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Go_AVS
*Go_AVS stumbles in*

Can I get a bloody mary? I need something to soothe this hangover. Bones was a wild man in AC last night. Actually, make it a double...

Double Mary coming up.

Bones. Don't worry. The imaginary bar is more important than any real life scenario.

Keep your casino going

YzermanS19 · 05-02-2003, 11:28 AM

Guido? KW....watch for this bad mamma-jamma.

PS- I got my avatar finally--took me waaaaaaay too long

KWSN · 05-02-2003, 02:38 PM

KWSN is not intimidated of this "Guido." KWSN could take him and his whole posse in one shot with his Uzi... partially because of the barrels of nitro at the back of the parking lot that he can shoot, causing them to explode and kill anyone who advances tenaciously towards the building.

YzermanS19 · 05-02-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
KWSN is not intimidated of this "Guido." KWSN could take him and his whole posse in one shot with his Uzi... partially because of the barrels of nitro at the back of the parking lot that he can shoot, causing them to explode and kill anyone who advances tenaciously towards the building.

Those barrells are actually what I'm using to brew up my newest batch of vodka.

Hopefully, noone will go blind.

Miranda · 05-04-2003, 04:23 AM

I was totally shocked when we fell off the front page as well!
Not good!
So come on boys!
What can I get y'all!?

KWSN · 05-04-2003, 07:24 AM

Get KWSN some aspirin.... 50,000 LIIT's are not the best for the head.

Fly · 05-04-2003, 07:37 AM

sorry to hear about your head problem there K.

try this.......*hands over a doob* this should help

04-30-2003, 05:35 PM	#322 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Guiness's around. Drink 2, you'll be 35 lbs heavier. in tijuana, hookers wear uniforms. Fun times __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-30-2003, 06:28 PM	#323 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	sippin on coke and rum im like so what im drunk its the freakin weekend baby im about to have me some fun Hell yeah! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-30-2003, 06:33 PM	#324 (permalink)
JoeyB feeling tingly	JoeyB senses life. Could this finally be a good experience in the Stumble Inn? He strolls back to the bar and tries again for his long-awaited drink. "Scotch and soda please." __________________ My mom is a Diamondbacks fan. She really likes the Big Unit

04-30-2003, 06:59 PM	#325 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	Go_AVS calls up from Vegas and asks bartender Is JoeyB there. Can you tell him that me and Stan waited for him and gave up. We sent the lear jet back up there to pick up Joey and whoever else wants to pile in. Gotta go. The tables are hot and the women hotter!! __________________ MIA...

04-30-2003, 07:01 PM	#326 (permalink)
william_wallace Crazy Location: either boston or upstate ny	:: downs 3 pints of Guiness then starts throwing boulders around the parking lot in a effort to keep the yeasty goodness from becomming a permanent resident of my gut :: __________________ I'm the Ninja Storm Trooper Division Commander in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college...” - some woman that Lewis Black heard in IHOP

04-30-2003, 05:33 PM	#321 (permalink)
apetaster Insane Location: P.R. Mass.	There's a place on Bermuda called the Swizzle Inn, where they serve rum swizzles. Motto is "swizzle in, stagger out."

04-30-2003, 07:25 PM	#327 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Hey william_wallace, those boulders are for the Strongest Man competition...make sure they get back in the order they were before, okay? ROUND OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!!! ON THE HOUSE! __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-30-2003, 07:42 PM	#328 (permalink)
JoeyB feeling tingly	JoeyB politely declines, thanks the barkeep for his time and hospitality and walks towards the door, apparently satisfied with a brief moment of happiness---and still smarting from the past trauma in this place "Thanks for everything....I'm sure I'll see you soon." He leaves __________________ My mom is a Diamondbacks fan. She really likes the Big Unit

04-30-2003, 07:48 PM	#329 (permalink)
william_wallace Crazy Location: either boston or upstate ny	No problem, wrkime. :: puts boulders back where they were and heads back to the bar :: Any chance of getting a tripple shot of Jameson? __________________ I'm the Ninja Storm Trooper Division Commander in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college...” - some woman that Lewis Black heard in IHOP

04-30-2003, 08:05 PM	#331 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	::wrkime downs a bottle of Ketel One, much to the horror of onlookers....note-wrkime weighs 190 and is 6 feet tall, surely no good will come of this:: __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-30-2003, 08:06 PM	#332 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	::if you listen closely, you can hear wrkime's liver saying, "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?":: __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-30-2003, 08:09 PM	#333 (permalink)
william_wallace Crazy Location: either boston or upstate ny	:: sips the Jameson down to two shots worth, then downs it :: Mmmmm, tasty. Don't worry YzermanS19, I've inhereted my family's stainless steel liver . It should keep me going good untill someone busts out the Everclear. That stuff be rather strong. __________________ I'm the Ninja Storm Trooper Division Commander in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college...” - some woman that Lewis Black heard in IHOP

04-30-2003, 08:13 PM	#334 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	::wrkime wretches violently expelling the contents of his stomach with the kind of force normally reserved for tsunamis. Smiling impishly, he pulls himself together and squeegees the mess to the floor drain:: Kids, don't try this at home. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-30-2003, 08:14 PM	#335 (permalink)
william_wallace Crazy Location: either boston or upstate ny	:: listens to the sounds of rage and protest from wrkime's liver :: I know that sound. My buddy's did that just after he nuked it with a pint of redbull and vodka. __________________ I'm the Ninja Storm Trooper Division Commander in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college...” - some woman that Lewis Black heard in IHOP

04-30-2003, 09:29 PM	#336 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Y-man, william_wallace's tab is on me, from now on,until further notice... I'm back- who the fuck is on stage now???? Miranda! I need the usual!!! (and I need YOU!) This band should be better than what we experienced before!!!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-01-2003, 08:07 AM	#339 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	cut off !! Last edited by bender; 10-21-2003 at 02:26 PM..

05-01-2003, 01:30 PM	#345 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Hola amigos and chicas, barkeep hows about a cubalibre __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-30-2003, 10:49 PM	#337 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	william_wallace, consider all debts paid. points to richeee This guy thought you needed it. Everclear does a number on me, but did more on my girlfriend. After one shot and a few Sky Blues', she was druel pukin all night long. My baby __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

05-01-2003, 07:37 AM	#338 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	AVS walks in with a wad of cash in hand. Throws Bones an even mil and thanks him for the setup. Stan and I cleaned house in Vegas then partied all night long. I'm not sure when Stan is going to show up, I think he still had a few wild women with him. We didn't do as well as Bones but still took 8 mil. AVS orders a Coors Light (Scotch might be a little rough right now) __________________ MIA...

05-01-2003, 08:32 AM	#340 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	Hey Bones - AC sounds good. I know some good places to hang there since it's my old stomping ground. Can't wait... __________________ MIA...

05-01-2003, 08:49 AM	#341 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	count me in, I could use a getaway. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

05-01-2003, 09:13 AM	#342 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	I hope I can handle the GGW after last night but I'm always up for trying. Nothing is better than a blowjob at a blackjack table... __________________ MIA...

05-01-2003, 10:27 AM	#343 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Got a new shipment of Das Komet and Jack Daniels....feel free to take a bottle home for the wife and kids DRINKS AROUND! Its going to be a very very good night for me __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

05-01-2003, 01:10 PM	#344 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Bones, keep the fireworks out of the bar. My clothes are so soaked with alcohol, we'd all go up in flames. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

05-01-2003, 02:36 PM	#346 (permalink)
KWSN green	KWSN is homesick here.... So, in that case, serve him 50,000 (that is not a typo) Long Island Iced Teas... and a spirit water. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-01-2003, 06:09 PM	#347 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	50,000 liit's coming up have 49k on the house __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

05-01-2003, 06:15 PM	#348 (permalink)
KWSN green	KWSN will gladly pay for the 1,000 remaining LIIT's. In cash. In one bill. In one 5,000 dollar bill. If all of the LIIT's are $4.75, do you have change for KWSN? __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-01-2003, 07:10 PM	#349 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	I got you covered KWSN, you're moeny's no good here....we will take care of everything....uh, right chief? __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

05-01-2003, 07:13 PM	#350 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	I could use a margarita right about now. Actually make it a pitcher. Then once I finish drinking the wonderful elixer I can smash the pitcher over my ex's head. __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

05-02-2003, 09:31 AM	#352 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	bump Can't believe this fell off the front page. Drinks around everyone......galaxy, margarita coming right up. Pitcher too wrkime, your dead on. KW, money is no object in the Stumble Inn. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

05-02-2003, 10:26 AM	#353 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	Go_AVS stumbles in Can I get a bloody mary? I need something to soothe this hangover. Bones was a wild man in AC last night. Actually, make it a double... __________________ MIA...

05-02-2003, 11:28 AM	#355 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Guido? KW....watch for this bad mamma-jamma. PS- I got my avatar finally--took me waaaaaaay too long __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

05-02-2003, 02:38 PM	#356 (permalink)
KWSN green	KWSN is not intimidated of this "Guido." KWSN could take him and his whole posse in one shot with his Uzi... partially because of the barrels of nitro at the back of the parking lot that he can shoot, causing them to explode and kill anyone who advances tenaciously towards the building. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-04-2003, 04:23 AM	#358 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	I was totally shocked when we fell off the front page as well! Not good! So come on boys! What can I get y'all!?

05-04-2003, 07:24 AM	#359 (permalink)
KWSN green	Get KWSN some aspirin.... 50,000 LIIT's are not the best for the head. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-04-2003, 07:37 AM	#360 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry to hear about your head problem there K. try this.......hands over a doob this should help __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios