Hey YzermanS19 -- You guys goin' have both the Phili - Ottawa and the Minnisota - Vancouver games on here tonight? If so me and splck will probably hang here. What's the line and who do you like?

KWSN is back from his little break. He just has a few comments to make.

Keep hustlin', Bones. It makes KWSN a happy man.

Somenosuke, you should be safe around here without a gun, but KWSN still adivses you to carry it around... just judging by recent events, we may have some very unwelcome visitors.

And KWSN has another thing to add... KWSN could use a little backup in the bouncer department. Sure, KWSN can take care of any foo' who fucks shit up, but KWSN isn't always there to do it. KWSN will take care of the hiring himself, if Yzerman doesn't mind. Apply at will.

This is the exact sort of thing KWSN needs a backup bouncer for.

Someone get the door for KWSN while he's... attending to business. If anyone fucks up, KWSN'll break your ass in two.

And Bones, KWSN ALWAYS carries a thick wad of money for just that sort of thing. They'll be sure to get QUITE a tip indeed.

Gun? Already got that taken care of. In fact, I have two!

Somenosuke stands up in the hot tub and flexes, making goofy faces and winking at everyone like the biggest dork ever

Rrraaarr! If anyone messes with me, I kick their monkey ass!

Somenosuke notices everyone staring at her like she's lost her rabid mind, and she sinks into the hot tub, feeling sheepish..or is that goat's leg?

troit-- the games are on our two huge flatscreens near the bar.

KWSN, bones- you two are characters, I'll watch the door while your "busy" kw, and bones, keep up the good work! Nothing quite like gambling and whores!

alright the canucks are gonna kick ass.need a pop down here please,of the wobbly variety too.

how 'bout a jack to go with that if i may?

hey troit....pass down the tray would ya'?........thanks eh.

*pull tab reveals......sweet F A.*

are we gonna smash that goddamn karaoke machine tonight or what?

*fuckin' wannabes*

nice lookin' bocci game you whipped up there wrkime.

the only way they'll be any decent is cuz the 'ol richmiester is runnin' the sound. Thanks, Fly!!!;)

Man! Y-Man! We talked to that stupid booking agent, but it seems he forgot---- there is no way a Captain and Tennille "Tribute" Band can make it here! Give him a call and tell him to get his John Tesh loving ass outta here!:D
Scuse me- gotta go mix "Muskrat Love"
MIRANDA!!!! I need a TRIPLE Jaeger and Guinness! Thanks, love!;);)

fly- Jack coming up

Sorry to keep you waitin hun! Few problem makers out the back...Like to know how they got back there!

Here's your drink sweetheart - give us a yell if you need me!

Can I help anyone? :)

:eek: That aint my leg your grabbing babe ;)

Miranda! If you please ill take 2 Chocolate milks for me and Someenosuke here :D

I Feel Like Singning! *looks towards the kareoke box*

Your 2 chocolate milks hun :)
You better behave you too!

Ill take a shot of furanone di hydro. Or tetramethalene glycol. I'll settle for succol-B if thats all you have.

Sure thing!


Sorry darl we're out of both furanone di hydro AND tetramethalene glycol! Had a troop of bodybuilders in last night, cleaned us out!
I've got some Blue Nitro - does that take your fancy?
Otherwise I'll get you sucol-B :)

Oh, it went well alright :D

They gave KWSN two extra hours cause they were enjoying it so very much themselves.

And at the end, when KWSN tried to tip the ladies with a fat wad of cash, they declined and tipped him.

So KWSN has reason to believe that they were quite satisfied.

Thanks for holdin' the fort while KWSN was away, Yzerman.

Any applications to be KWSN's backup bouncer? He needs another, cause right now he's going to take up Bones' offer at the wheel.

okay people, I have a surprise for you....built a go-cart track, batting cages and a ball pit. Ball pit is in the room that used to house the meth lab, the go-cart track is out back behind the hot tub and the batting cages are out the side door. It's all free, have a good time.

I'm going to check the kegs now and take a nap.

holy sheep shit wrkime.you sure are workin' up a sweat for all these fine patrons.

why don't you relax and let me get you a drink.

can we have a couple pops over here please?

thanks flyman...I could use a cold one.

got any jibbas?

well now that you've asked........why yes,yes i do.

don't tell anyone though cuz we don't need the stinkin' fuzz comin' back in this fine establishment we've got here.

I'm down....let's hit the roulette table.

$1200 on double 0

http://www.4aces.net/roulette/table.jpg

Give me $1000 on even, and $500 on luck old 13!!

i'm gonna sit this one out fellas.

i been hittin' the pulltabs hard and i'm winnin' baby.

'nother beer please.

anyone see the game last night?1.4 secs left and the canucks tied 'er up.and..............won in overtime.


woooooooohoooooooooooo.

about that karaoke machine.......i'd rather listen to cats fuck than hear that thing goin' off.

$15000 on 19

I have a little advice for you. . . always bet on black

too much passenger 57

Hey... Uhh.... Like..... Y'know... I heard there may be strippers in the back room.

Have you heard of that, man.

PS. 500 on black and 2500 on evens.

You guys don't know rulette. Put your life savings on one number, and then hope for the best!

*crosses his fingers*

Drinks around if I win!

hey..... you been in my smoke pack?

are you crazy?

life savings are to be spent on hookers and booze man.

spend the cash on the pulltabs...better odds eh.

*pulltab reveals sweet F A*

Damn.*heads out to the parking lot*

anyone in?

I'm in.

Looks like a long night boys, so I've hired strippers. Prepare to be amazed: we got Tawny Roberts, Tammi, Sydney Moon, Aria Giovanni, and for your sluttier needs: Jenna Jameson, Sylvia Saint and Krystal Steal.

Have fun boys :)

Hopefully you wont get sloppy seconds.

:: props caber outside door and drifts towards the bar ::

Could I get two pints of Killian's. I'm quite thirsty.

:: notices KWSN's add for a backup bouncer ::

Hmmm...sounds like it could be an interesting way to spend some time.

I'm in...

Drinks to all who play!

Howdy, y'all!

I'll have three shots of Jagermeister with a cream soda chaser.

Miranda? Could I get the same, only with a pint o' Guinness chaser, please? I'll buy Vermin's!
This band sucks! I can't believe they're playing "Louie, Louie"!
If I wasn't making a G note for this, I would've been gone hours ago- oh yeah-I WAS gone an hour ago- How are You feeling, Miranda? ;) :D
Thanks, darling~ I needed that;) :D !
You are FANTASTIC!

Hey, thanks, man. Sorry about revealing your deepest darkest secret in the other thread, but, oh well.

Yeah, I didn't think "Louie, Louie" really needed a 20 minute flute solo.

I agree, V-man.
Oh Shit!!! Now they're goin' into "Stairway..."
Is NOTHING SACRED?!?!

Miranda??????!!!! HELP!!!!!

Also, M'randa! Give vermin a Guinness on my tab. I told him, on another page, I'd buy him a Guinness.
Thanks, love! ;)

Couple of Jager w/ Cream soda's,

Guiness's coming up to those who wanted them, Red Stripe Stout for everyone else!

Vermin; i've got three shots of Jagermeister with a cream soda chaser for you! That's on Richeee's tab

Richeee my darlin; three shots of Jagermeister with a pint of Guiness chaser for you ;)

Anyone wanting a drink? Give me yell ;)

Thanks, Miranda!
Can I shut this band down, now?
I hope the next band is better...

please do.....and let's give this place the kick in the ass it needs.

beer please.thanx

Somenosuke bursts through the door, her girls in tow. They all have guns.

Did someone say they wanted a sucky band exterminated?

Several of the girls open fire on the band, and once all their lives have been extinguished, a few other girls drag the bodies out. The remaining girls clean up the mess they made. All the girls exit, leaving Somenosuke to her own devices.

Now that that's been taken care of.. Where's my drink? *grins*